1 00:00:02,065 --> 00:00:03,732 ["Change" playing] 2 00:00:29,926 --> 00:00:31,719 -Mrs. Mariann. -You have the nine and a half? 3 00:00:31,803 --> 00:00:33,179 -Yeah, you're a lucky lady. -Oh, I'm excited. 4 00:00:33,263 --> 00:00:35,306 Last pair. Let me see those beautiful feet. 5 00:00:38,268 --> 00:00:39,852 The right foot's all right? 6 00:00:39,936 --> 00:00:41,145 There you go. Get it in there. 7 00:00:41,229 --> 00:00:42,355 [grunting] 8 00:00:42,438 --> 00:00:44,065 -They're too tight. -It's okay. All right. 9 00:00:44,148 --> 00:00:46,651 -Are these the nine and a half? -These are the nine and a half, yeah. 10 00:00:46,734 --> 00:00:47,861 Do you have the next size? 11 00:00:47,944 --> 00:00:50,154 No, not in a Kerrybrooke. But that's why I don't like Kerrybrooke, 12 00:00:50,238 --> 00:00:53,116 because they fit really small. They're made for dolls or something. 13 00:00:53,199 --> 00:00:55,326 -They're too tight. -Okay, take 'em off. Don't worry about it. 14 00:00:55,952 --> 00:00:57,453 -You ever try Vitality? -No. 15 00:00:57,537 --> 00:00:58,705 I'll be right with you. 16 00:00:59,956 --> 00:01:01,583 Excuse me. Sorry. 17 00:01:01,666 --> 00:01:04,501 I bought a pair of shoes here the other day from him, with the glasses. 18 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:05,587 -Marty. -Yeah? 19 00:01:05,670 --> 00:01:07,547 This woman said she bought a pair of shoes from you. 20 00:01:08,256 --> 00:01:10,633 Oh, yeah. You bought the brown Mary Janes, right? 21 00:01:10,717 --> 00:01:13,052 Yeah, I did. They're great. I wore them out of the store. 22 00:01:13,136 --> 00:01:15,179 -Okay. -So I left my old ones here. 23 00:01:15,263 --> 00:01:16,347 Okay. What did they look like? 24 00:01:16,431 --> 00:01:18,391 They're two-toned pumps, wingtips. 25 00:01:18,474 --> 00:01:20,310 -Lloyd, did you see her shoes? -No. 26 00:01:20,393 --> 00:01:22,604 Is it possible that you maybe put them in one of the boxes 27 00:01:22,687 --> 00:01:25,356 of the other shoes that I was trying on and restocked them? 28 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,483 Okay. All right. Um... 29 00:01:27,567 --> 00:01:29,527 Do you mind if my colleague helps you out for a second? 30 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:31,654 Lloyd. Can you help with Mariann here? 31 00:01:31,738 --> 00:01:32,780 Sure. Sure. 32 00:01:32,864 --> 00:01:34,407 Yeah, we'll check the basement. Come. 33 00:01:34,490 --> 00:01:35,909 Thank you. Excuse me. 34 00:01:35,992 --> 00:01:37,368 Lloyd's gonna help you. Get the Vitalities. 35 00:01:37,452 --> 00:01:38,828 Okay. I'll think about the price. 36 00:01:38,912 --> 00:01:40,580 I'll be right with you. Let me finish up here. 37 00:01:40,663 --> 00:01:41,706 [Mariann] Okay, thank you. 38 00:01:41,789 --> 00:01:42,916 -What? -Shh. 39 00:01:44,709 --> 00:01:46,044 -[person] Marty. -Ah, fuck. 40 00:01:46,127 --> 00:01:47,545 I wanna show you something. Come here. 41 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:49,547 -What? -One second. Just get low. Go low. 42 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:51,007 Why do I have to get low? 43 00:01:53,092 --> 00:01:55,428 -How you doing? -Marty, look what I got for ya. 44 00:01:55,511 --> 00:01:56,512 What is this? 45 00:01:57,180 --> 00:01:58,181 Check it out. 46 00:01:59,265 --> 00:02:00,475 [Marty] What am I looking at? 47 00:02:00,558 --> 00:02:01,559 Turn it over. 48 00:02:04,604 --> 00:02:05,939 -Manager? -Manager. 49 00:02:06,022 --> 00:02:07,190 Come on, Murray. 50 00:02:07,273 --> 00:02:09,274 Whatever you do, just don't tell Lloyd about this. 51 00:02:09,359 --> 00:02:10,693 Look, I've been very clear with you. 52 00:02:10,777 --> 00:02:13,905 I'm not trying to be disrespectful. You built something very commendable here. 53 00:02:13,988 --> 00:02:16,282 I don't wanna-- I don't wanna discuss this now. 54 00:02:16,366 --> 00:02:18,117 Stop. Stop. Let me say something. 55 00:02:18,201 --> 00:02:20,662 It's been good for my soul to see this up close and personal. 56 00:02:20,745 --> 00:02:22,747 -But I'm not a shoe salesman. -I don't wanna discuss this. 57 00:02:22,830 --> 00:02:25,625 -I'm not a shoe salesman. -I don't wanna discuss this, okay? 58 00:02:25,708 --> 00:02:27,710 I do wanna discuss it, 'cause when I'm back from my trip, this is over. 59 00:02:27,794 --> 00:02:28,795 I'm not coming back and doing this. 60 00:02:28,878 --> 00:02:30,922 Speaking of which, can we settle up now? I gotta buy my plane ticket. 61 00:02:31,005 --> 00:02:32,006 We'll settle at closing. 62 00:02:32,090 --> 00:02:33,299 I wanted to see the travel agent on my break. 63 00:02:33,383 --> 00:02:34,968 You'll never come back after your lunch break. 64 00:02:35,051 --> 00:02:36,469 That's what you think of me? 65 00:02:37,178 --> 00:02:38,972 -Yes. -You think I would go and not come back? 66 00:02:39,055 --> 00:02:40,848 Yes. I said settle at closing, okay? 67 00:02:40,932 --> 00:02:42,767 -That's it? -Yeah, that's it. Goodbye. 68 00:02:42,850 --> 00:02:43,977 [Marty] I love you. 69 00:02:45,270 --> 00:02:46,688 -Come on. -Wait. Just wait for me. 70 00:02:48,481 --> 00:02:49,482 [chuckling] 71 00:02:57,949 --> 00:03:01,661 I was about... I was about to come to you. 72 00:03:02,245 --> 00:03:03,746 No, Ira's home sick. 73 00:03:03,830 --> 00:03:05,415 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. I can't get sick. -What? 74 00:03:05,498 --> 00:03:06,624 I got the championships. 75 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:09,252 No, it's food poisoning. It's food poisoning. 76 00:03:09,335 --> 00:03:10,545 ["Forever Young" playing] 77 00:03:17,385 --> 00:03:18,595 [moaning] 78 00:03:32,984 --> 00:03:34,736 I wish I could hide you in my luggage. 79 00:03:37,238 --> 00:03:39,324 I wanna come with you so bad. 80 00:03:43,995 --> 00:03:45,663 [both breathing heavily] 81 00:03:55,215 --> 00:03:58,760 ♪ Let's dance in style Let's dance for a while ♪ 82 00:03:58,843 --> 00:04:02,222 ♪ Heaven can wait We're only watching the skies ♪ 83 00:04:02,305 --> 00:04:05,266 ♪ Hoping for the best But expecting the worst ♪ 84 00:04:05,350 --> 00:04:08,269 ♪ Are you gonna drop the bomb or not? ♪ 85 00:04:09,187 --> 00:04:12,482 ♪ Let us die young Or let us live forever ♪ 86 00:04:12,565 --> 00:04:16,069 ♪ We don't have the power But we never say never ♪ 87 00:04:16,151 --> 00:04:19,697 ♪ Sitting in a sandpit Life is a short trip ♪ 88 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:22,033 ♪ The music's for the sad men ♪ 89 00:04:23,201 --> 00:04:26,120 ♪ Can you imagine when this race is won? ♪ 90 00:04:26,746 --> 00:04:30,083 ♪ Turn our golden faces into the sun ♪ 91 00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:33,086 ♪ Praising our leaders We're getting in tune ♪ 92 00:04:33,169 --> 00:04:36,381 ♪ The music's played by the... The madmen ♪ 93 00:04:37,006 --> 00:04:38,841 ♪ Forever young ♪ 94 00:04:38,925 --> 00:04:42,512 ♪ I want to be forever young ♪ 95 00:04:43,930 --> 00:04:46,849 ♪ Do you really want to live forever? ♪ 96 00:04:46,933 --> 00:04:50,812 ♪ Forever and ever ♪ 97 00:04:50,895 --> 00:04:52,981 ♪ Forever young ♪ 98 00:04:53,064 --> 00:04:56,401 ♪ I want to be forever young ♪ 99 00:04:57,944 --> 00:05:01,322 ♪ Do you really want to live forever? ♪ 100 00:05:01,406 --> 00:05:04,659 Backhand. Backhand. Backhand. 101 00:05:04,742 --> 00:05:07,203 Forehand. Forehand. Forehand. 102 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:10,665 Backhand. Backhand. Backhand. 103 00:05:11,499 --> 00:05:13,877 Forehand. Forehand. 104 00:05:15,044 --> 00:05:16,963 Backhand. Backhand. 105 00:05:17,046 --> 00:05:18,214 And lob. 106 00:05:18,298 --> 00:05:19,632 [groans] 107 00:05:19,716 --> 00:05:20,884 Forehand. 108 00:05:21,509 --> 00:05:22,635 -Marty! -What! 109 00:05:22,719 --> 00:05:24,804 -Phone! -Tell him I left 20 minutes ago! 110 00:05:24,888 --> 00:05:27,432 I'm not your goddamn messenger! Pick up the goddamn phone! 111 00:05:27,515 --> 00:05:29,601 I can't. Wally, take the white shirt off. 112 00:05:29,684 --> 00:05:31,811 I can't follow the white ball against the white shirt. 113 00:05:31,895 --> 00:05:34,606 Stop it. You're a fucking sun dodger. 114 00:05:34,689 --> 00:05:36,649 Oh, yeah? I love you. I love you. 115 00:05:37,609 --> 00:05:38,610 Hello? 116 00:05:38,693 --> 00:05:39,903 It's Judy. 117 00:05:40,570 --> 00:05:41,821 Hi, Judy. 118 00:05:41,905 --> 00:05:43,573 Your mother, she's very sick. 119 00:05:43,656 --> 00:05:44,657 Okay, really? 120 00:05:44,741 --> 00:05:47,327 Yes. She's gray in the face. She's speaking nonsense. 121 00:05:47,410 --> 00:05:49,120 She's asking for you. You should come home. 122 00:05:49,204 --> 00:05:52,290 Sounds really bad. You should probably call an ambulance. 123 00:05:53,374 --> 00:05:54,542 Who's gonna go with her? 124 00:05:54,626 --> 00:05:56,794 Uh, I don't know. You should probably go since you're so invested. 125 00:05:56,878 --> 00:05:57,879 [whispering on phone] 126 00:05:57,962 --> 00:05:59,339 Hold on a minute. 127 00:05:59,422 --> 00:06:00,423 [Judy] He's not buying it. 128 00:06:00,506 --> 00:06:02,133 [mother whispering] Just tell him I stopped breathing! 129 00:06:02,217 --> 00:06:04,928 [Judy] Absolutely not. That's ridiculous. I'm not saying that. 130 00:06:05,011 --> 00:06:06,930 Tell him you're taking me to the hospital. 131 00:06:07,013 --> 00:06:09,140 Okay, fine. I'll take her to the emergency room 132 00:06:09,224 --> 00:06:11,226 and sit there and wait for God knows how long. 133 00:06:11,309 --> 00:06:14,020 And you can come here and give my husband his medicine 134 00:06:14,103 --> 00:06:16,272 and massage his feet all night long. 135 00:06:16,773 --> 00:06:18,233 [mother] Tell him I passed out. 136 00:06:18,316 --> 00:06:20,944 [Judy] Oh, my God! Your mother, she just lost consciousness. 137 00:06:21,027 --> 00:06:22,862 [Judy] You've gotta come home now. 138 00:06:24,447 --> 00:06:25,448 [Ira] Hello? 139 00:06:25,532 --> 00:06:27,909 Hi. Just give me a second. 140 00:06:30,036 --> 00:06:31,746 [Marty] I don't know what you want me to say, Judy. 141 00:06:31,829 --> 00:06:33,206 I'm busy. I'm on my lunch break. 142 00:06:33,289 --> 00:06:36,167 I can hear her whispering. She's right there standing next to you. 143 00:06:36,251 --> 00:06:38,586 -[Judy] I told you she passed out. -[Marty] It's annoying me now. 144 00:06:38,670 --> 00:06:39,671 Who are you talking to? 145 00:06:40,296 --> 00:06:42,715 Oh. I'm not talking to anybody. 146 00:06:42,799 --> 00:06:45,260 Judy's just been tying up the line for an hour. 147 00:06:45,343 --> 00:06:47,053 I got you some broth. 148 00:06:50,014 --> 00:06:51,516 It's ice cold. 149 00:06:51,599 --> 00:06:53,643 Yeah, 'cause the line was really long at the shop. 150 00:06:53,726 --> 00:06:56,020 Oh, yeah? So that's what they'll say if I call down and ask? 151 00:06:56,104 --> 00:06:57,772 You don't believe me? You calling me a liar? 152 00:06:57,856 --> 00:06:59,065 Pick up the phone and call them. 153 00:06:59,148 --> 00:07:00,608 You're gonna have to get Judy off the phone first. 154 00:07:00,692 --> 00:07:02,068 -Oh, okay. -[Judy speaks indistinctly] 155 00:07:02,151 --> 00:07:04,028 Hey, Judy, get off the phone. 156 00:07:04,654 --> 00:07:05,780 [rattling] 157 00:07:08,408 --> 00:07:09,784 [spraying] 158 00:07:15,290 --> 00:07:17,959 Okay, this is a normal IATT approved ball. 159 00:07:18,042 --> 00:07:19,919 Try to follow the white ball against the white. 160 00:07:21,546 --> 00:07:22,547 Almost impossible, right? 161 00:07:23,089 --> 00:07:24,507 I don't even see your eyes moving. 162 00:07:24,591 --> 00:07:26,718 If I'm wearing a white shirt, you can't see the ball. 163 00:07:26,801 --> 00:07:29,429 Now, imagine it with an orange ball, which no one's ever thought of. 164 00:07:29,512 --> 00:07:31,514 See? You're already following it way better. Look at his eyes. 165 00:07:31,598 --> 00:07:33,224 -See how his eyes are looking? -Yeah, I see it. 166 00:07:33,308 --> 00:07:34,601 [Marty] You're looking more engaged now. 167 00:07:34,684 --> 00:07:36,477 So that's what we wanna do. Right now in the world of table tennis, 168 00:07:36,561 --> 00:07:39,022 you're obliged to wear black, just so you can follow the white ball. 169 00:07:39,105 --> 00:07:40,857 Look at this. That's Ted Bailey. 170 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:41,941 Who's that? 171 00:07:42,025 --> 00:07:43,985 That's the number one ranked player in the world right now. 172 00:07:44,068 --> 00:07:45,904 He's the British champion. I've already beat him, by the way. 173 00:07:45,987 --> 00:07:47,030 Now look at this. 174 00:07:47,113 --> 00:07:49,157 That's Jack Kramer, number one tennis player. 175 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,117 -What's the difference there? -He's wearing all white. 176 00:07:51,201 --> 00:07:52,994 He's in all white. It's beautiful. 177 00:07:53,077 --> 00:07:55,496 To me, that's luxury. To me, that's class. You could sell that. 178 00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:59,000 Marty, a custom ball like that is gonna cost a lot of money. 179 00:07:59,083 --> 00:08:01,336 Of course it's custom. It's an original ball for an original guy. 180 00:08:01,419 --> 00:08:03,254 It's the Marty Supreme ball, not the Marty Normal ball. 181 00:08:03,338 --> 00:08:04,422 But what's it gonna cost? 182 00:08:04,505 --> 00:08:06,716 It doesn't matter the cost. We can't cheap out on this. 183 00:08:06,799 --> 00:08:08,009 It's gonna be nominal, Mr. Galanis. 184 00:08:08,092 --> 00:08:10,303 [person] You always said we gotta spend money to make money, right? 185 00:08:10,386 --> 00:08:11,638 Get me a cup of coffee. 186 00:08:11,721 --> 00:08:13,973 No. Get your secretary to get ya a cup of coffee. 187 00:08:14,057 --> 00:08:15,558 Nancy's busy. Just get me a coffee. 188 00:08:15,642 --> 00:08:17,435 Dad, we're talking like men about business here. 189 00:08:17,518 --> 00:08:20,146 -I'm not getting ya a cup of coffee. -Get me the damn coffee! 190 00:08:26,528 --> 00:08:27,529 Marty, you want a coffee? 191 00:08:27,612 --> 00:08:29,364 No, I'm all right. I'm not drinking caffeine. 192 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:34,035 Listen. 193 00:08:34,911 --> 00:08:38,414 I appreciate you're friends with my son. 194 00:08:38,498 --> 00:08:40,625 -He's limited. -[scoffs] 195 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:42,459 He's 30 years old. He's still living at home. 196 00:08:42,544 --> 00:08:44,128 He hasn't done much. 197 00:08:44,212 --> 00:08:47,298 And he doesn't know business. He doesn't know the costs. 198 00:08:47,382 --> 00:08:49,592 I don't think he's limited, Mr. Galanis, respectfully. 199 00:08:49,676 --> 00:08:51,511 I mean, look at your business success. 200 00:08:51,594 --> 00:08:53,555 That's in your DNA, and you passed that through to Dion. 201 00:08:53,638 --> 00:08:55,682 -It just hasn't been awoken yet. -I don't know. 202 00:08:55,765 --> 00:08:57,684 I wouldn't be here trying to involve you in something 203 00:08:57,767 --> 00:09:00,395 that I didn't fully in my bones believe in. 204 00:09:00,478 --> 00:09:03,106 I have tremendous respect for your money. I know it's hard to believe, 205 00:09:03,189 --> 00:09:05,900 but I'm telling you, this game, it fills stadiums overseas. 206 00:09:05,984 --> 00:09:08,945 And it's only a matter of time before it fills stadiums in the United States too, 207 00:09:09,028 --> 00:09:11,614 before I'm staring at you from the cover of a Wheaties box. 208 00:09:12,323 --> 00:09:14,242 [Galanis] I don't know nothing about this business. 209 00:09:14,325 --> 00:09:16,202 [Marty] No, you don't. That's why you gotta trust me. 210 00:09:16,286 --> 00:09:19,289 This time next week, I'll be the first American to ever win the British Open. 211 00:09:19,372 --> 00:09:22,166 That'll slide me into the number one ranking for the World Championship. 212 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:24,502 Life magazine's gonna cover it. Look magazine's gonna cover it. 213 00:09:24,586 --> 00:09:28,631 They have to. The editor of Look magazine, he loves me. They all love me. 214 00:09:28,715 --> 00:09:33,720 I'm uniquely positioned to be the face of the entire sport in the United States. 215 00:09:33,803 --> 00:09:34,846 [upbeat music playing] 216 00:09:38,349 --> 00:09:39,601 [rattling] 217 00:09:40,852 --> 00:09:42,061 Lloyd! 218 00:09:51,196 --> 00:09:52,238 I'm closing up. 219 00:09:52,322 --> 00:09:54,282 Yeah, I can see that. Just here to see my uncle. 220 00:09:54,365 --> 00:09:55,366 He left. 221 00:09:55,450 --> 00:09:58,161 He left? What do you mean he left? For the day? 222 00:09:59,913 --> 00:10:01,414 He had to take your mother to the hospital. 223 00:10:01,497 --> 00:10:03,541 For crying out loud. She's not sick. 224 00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:05,835 Hey, Lloyd, he owes me money. We were supposed to settle up today. 225 00:10:05,919 --> 00:10:08,171 Well, maybe if you didn't take that five-hour lunch, 226 00:10:08,254 --> 00:10:09,839 -you would have spoke with him. -Oh, shut up. 227 00:10:13,718 --> 00:10:15,053 [dialing] 228 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:21,809 [ringing] 229 00:10:28,107 --> 00:10:29,108 [mother] Hello. 230 00:10:29,192 --> 00:10:31,152 You're sounding a lot better, huh? That happened quick. 231 00:10:31,236 --> 00:10:33,071 [chuckles] I'll live, no thanks to you! 232 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:35,823 Enough, Mom. Are you with Murray? Be honest. 233 00:10:36,741 --> 00:10:39,577 No. I think he left for his trip. Okay? 234 00:10:39,661 --> 00:10:41,204 His trip? What trip? 235 00:10:41,287 --> 00:10:44,582 He's taking Esther to Kutchers for the weekend. 236 00:10:44,666 --> 00:10:46,751 But he would have stayed if I asked him to. 237 00:10:46,834 --> 00:10:50,338 You're not sick, Mom. He was supposed to give me my money for my flight. 238 00:10:50,421 --> 00:10:52,757 Well, I don't know anything about that, sweetie. 239 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,842 Yes, you do! Why do you think I'm working here? 240 00:10:54,926 --> 00:10:57,136 I literally only accepted this job for that. 241 00:10:57,220 --> 00:11:00,056 I have no idea what you are implying. 242 00:11:00,139 --> 00:11:01,766 -You know what this is? -What, what is this? 243 00:11:01,849 --> 00:11:04,060 This is sabotage. You're sabotaging me. 244 00:11:04,143 --> 00:11:06,855 Oh, please. You're sabotaging your own life. 245 00:11:09,065 --> 00:11:10,066 [door opens] 246 00:11:14,112 --> 00:11:15,572 -What is that? -What? 247 00:11:16,531 --> 00:11:18,533 Are you seriously thinking I'm gonna rob you? 248 00:11:18,616 --> 00:11:19,617 Just a reflex. 249 00:11:19,701 --> 00:11:22,161 If I wanted to rob you, you'd be dead. You'd be in a pool of blood. 250 00:11:22,245 --> 00:11:25,206 I came to grab my suit. You know I bought this specifically for my trip? 251 00:11:25,290 --> 00:11:27,417 Didn't know you need a suit to play ping pong. 252 00:11:36,926 --> 00:11:39,387 I just want the $700 that Murray owes me. 253 00:11:39,470 --> 00:11:40,471 Yeah, or what? 254 00:11:40,555 --> 00:11:42,390 -Or I'm gonna shoot you in the leg. -No you're not. 255 00:11:42,473 --> 00:11:43,474 You sure about that? 256 00:11:43,558 --> 00:11:45,810 You shoot me in the leg, you'll be spending the next few years in jail. 257 00:11:45,894 --> 00:11:47,270 I'll shoot you in the head instead. 258 00:11:47,353 --> 00:11:48,479 You're not gonna do that either. 259 00:11:48,563 --> 00:11:51,191 Look, Lloyd, I just want what was promised to me, not a penny more. 260 00:11:51,274 --> 00:11:53,484 I'm gonna be coming home with ten times that amount in prize money. 261 00:11:53,568 --> 00:11:55,570 So just turn the other cheek, let me take what I'm owed, 262 00:11:55,653 --> 00:11:57,363 and I'll give you an even $100 dollars when I get back. 263 00:11:57,447 --> 00:11:58,990 Not interested. 264 00:11:59,073 --> 00:12:01,284 Lloyd, come on. Look at me, please. 265 00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:04,704 We both know you'd love nothing more than to see my ass get canned. 266 00:12:04,787 --> 00:12:07,040 You're a thousand times more motivated than me to do this job, 267 00:12:07,123 --> 00:12:08,625 and yet look at this, okay? 268 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:10,210 Look. 269 00:12:10,293 --> 00:12:13,213 Murray gave that to me. Flip it over. 270 00:12:13,296 --> 00:12:16,132 Manager. I'm gonna be your boss! 271 00:12:16,216 --> 00:12:18,801 How unfair is that? I could fire you whenever I want. 272 00:12:18,885 --> 00:12:21,596 I could tell you to sweep the floor on your hands and knees. 273 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:23,056 How about that, okay? 274 00:12:23,139 --> 00:12:24,140 [sighs] 275 00:12:24,224 --> 00:12:27,352 Lloyd, I'm actually pointing a gun at you right now. 276 00:12:27,435 --> 00:12:29,145 I'm actually threatening to use it. 277 00:12:29,229 --> 00:12:32,023 This is a legit robbery like any other. My fingerprints are all over this thing. 278 00:12:32,106 --> 00:12:33,316 These are facts. 279 00:12:33,399 --> 00:12:35,610 So open the safe, let me take what I'm owed, 280 00:12:35,693 --> 00:12:37,987 and you can call Murray, tell him exactly what happened, 281 00:12:38,071 --> 00:12:40,865 get me fired, press charges. Whatever you want, okay? 282 00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,285 Fine. 283 00:12:44,369 --> 00:12:45,745 ["I Have the Touch" playing] 284 00:12:52,377 --> 00:12:54,420 -[flight attendant] Here you go, sir. -Thank you. 285 00:12:54,504 --> 00:12:56,839 ♪ The time I like is the rush hour ♪ 286 00:12:57,423 --> 00:12:58,675 ♪ 'Cause I like the rush ♪ 287 00:12:58,758 --> 00:12:59,759 [thunderclap] 288 00:12:59,842 --> 00:13:01,928 ♪ The pushing of the people ♪ 289 00:13:02,845 --> 00:13:04,389 ♪ I like it all so much ♪ 290 00:13:05,265 --> 00:13:07,308 ♪ Such a mass of motion ♪ 291 00:13:07,850 --> 00:13:09,852 ♪ Do not know where it goes ♪ 292 00:13:11,646 --> 00:13:13,022 We don't get our own rooms? 293 00:13:15,441 --> 00:13:16,651 It's freezing in here. 294 00:13:17,443 --> 00:13:21,739 [photographer] I really need you to be serious now. Eyes on me. 295 00:13:21,823 --> 00:13:23,283 Pakistan, I need you to look at me. 296 00:13:23,366 --> 00:13:25,493 Wait, Japan brought a team this year? You see that? 297 00:13:25,577 --> 00:13:28,246 Yeah. The Japs sent a team. 298 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,664 What about the travel ban? 299 00:13:29,747 --> 00:13:31,958 -They must have lifted it. -No more travel ban? 300 00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:35,545 [photographer] Okay, gentlemen, I want you to flip your paddles for me now. 301 00:13:35,628 --> 00:13:36,629 Thank you very much. 302 00:13:37,255 --> 00:13:40,466 Here we go. One. Two. Three. 303 00:13:41,009 --> 00:13:42,135 Hold it still. 304 00:13:42,218 --> 00:13:43,636 ["I Have the Touch" continues] 305 00:13:44,637 --> 00:13:45,680 ♪ Shake hands ♪ 306 00:13:46,973 --> 00:13:48,182 ♪ Shake hands ♪ 307 00:13:48,266 --> 00:13:49,350 [music ends] 308 00:13:52,061 --> 00:13:53,396 [Marty grunting] 309 00:13:55,815 --> 00:13:57,483 [umpire 1] Match point, Mauser. 310 00:13:57,567 --> 00:13:58,902 [crowd applauding] 311 00:14:12,123 --> 00:14:13,458 [both grunting] 312 00:14:19,214 --> 00:14:20,757 Match, Mauser. 313 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,050 [crowd cheering] 314 00:14:24,719 --> 00:14:28,348 You let me get to my forehand too much. Should've tried to put me in my backhand. 315 00:14:28,431 --> 00:14:29,933 [umpire 2] Point, Endo. 316 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,894 [crowd applauding] 317 00:14:32,977 --> 00:14:34,270 [tense music playing] 318 00:14:50,203 --> 00:14:52,121 [umpire 2] Point, Endo. 319 00:14:57,961 --> 00:15:00,421 -What's the score here? -Nineteen-four. 320 00:15:00,505 --> 00:15:02,715 -The Japanese guy? -Japanese guy's trashing Bailey. 321 00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:05,843 What's he using? What's that paddle? 322 00:15:05,927 --> 00:15:08,179 [spectator] I don't know, mate. No one knows. 323 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:11,933 It's silent. 324 00:15:12,016 --> 00:15:14,143 -[spectator] Like a ghost! -[Marty] Wow. 325 00:15:16,271 --> 00:15:18,231 [umpire 2] Point, Endo. 326 00:15:19,232 --> 00:15:20,942 Match point. 327 00:15:56,185 --> 00:15:58,271 -Great game, Marty. -Great game. 328 00:15:58,354 --> 00:15:59,772 [umpire 3] Match, Mauser. 329 00:16:16,789 --> 00:16:19,751 The winners of the tournament at Stockholm... 330 00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:22,795 Hey. You're Ram Sethi, right? 331 00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:24,214 Sorry, could you hold for a moment? 332 00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:26,507 -You don't mind? -No. Can I help you with something? 333 00:16:26,591 --> 00:16:28,760 I was just curious, where are you staying while you're in town? 334 00:16:28,843 --> 00:16:30,720 What business is it of yours? 335 00:16:30,803 --> 00:16:32,388 I'm just saying, what hotel are you staying at? 336 00:16:32,472 --> 00:16:34,807 All the IATT representatives are stationed at the Ritz. 337 00:16:34,891 --> 00:16:37,185 -At the Ritz? Yeah, that's what I heard. -Yes. 338 00:16:37,268 --> 00:16:39,062 -Do you think that's okay? -I don't know what you're implying. 339 00:16:39,145 --> 00:16:41,856 -Have you seen where they put me? -Is it a problem? 340 00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:45,026 Well, with all due respect, sir, it's a dump. 341 00:16:45,109 --> 00:16:47,612 I'm so sorry it doesn't meet your high standards. 342 00:16:47,695 --> 00:16:50,657 We offer complimentary housing to all our players, Mr. Mauser. 343 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:52,659 So far as I know, you're the only one to complain. 344 00:16:52,742 --> 00:16:54,827 You're talking to me like I'm any player off the street, okay? 345 00:16:54,911 --> 00:16:57,080 I need good rest so I can win the tournament. 346 00:16:57,163 --> 00:16:59,791 You know perfectly well what an American win will do for the future of the sport. 347 00:16:59,874 --> 00:17:02,961 -I'm good for table tennis, Mr. Sethi. -Appeal to the USTTA. 348 00:17:03,044 --> 00:17:05,672 There is no USTTA. The USTTA is two guys and a desk. It doesn't exist. 349 00:17:05,754 --> 00:17:07,215 -Well, that's not my problem. -It is your problem. 350 00:17:07,298 --> 00:17:09,425 I wanna stay where you're staying! That's what I need! 351 00:17:09,509 --> 00:17:12,345 I am finding this whole exchange really offensive. 352 00:17:12,427 --> 00:17:13,805 -You're offended? -I am offended. 353 00:17:13,888 --> 00:17:17,433 I'm offended! You're making your star player huddle in a rat's ass! 354 00:17:18,142 --> 00:17:19,601 I'm so sorry for that interruption. 355 00:17:19,686 --> 00:17:22,480 Um, back to Ceylon and Mexico... 356 00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:26,149 -This is a nice hotel. Must cost a mint. -Yeah, very nice. 357 00:17:26,234 --> 00:17:28,653 The IATT covers accommodations? 358 00:17:28,736 --> 00:17:31,948 -Only for their star players. -Is that right? How many are there? 359 00:17:32,031 --> 00:17:35,535 Star players? I don't know. I haven't seen any others, so one. 360 00:17:35,618 --> 00:17:36,828 Any nerves, going into the semis? 361 00:17:36,911 --> 00:17:39,747 Nerves? Against Kletzki? No. You kidding me? 362 00:17:39,831 --> 00:17:42,083 Well, he's won the tournament for the last three years. 363 00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:44,878 -He's got quite the reputation. -[Marty] I have quite the reputation. 364 00:17:44,961 --> 00:17:48,464 Look, I'm gonna do to Kletzki what Auschwitz couldn't. 365 00:17:48,548 --> 00:17:50,300 Okay. I'm gonna finish the job. 366 00:17:52,886 --> 00:17:55,680 -Jesus Christ. -[reporter 1] A little strong, mate. 367 00:17:55,763 --> 00:17:57,265 It's all right. I'm Jewish. I can say that. 368 00:17:57,348 --> 00:17:59,851 In fact, if you think about it, I'm like Hitler's worst nightmare. 369 00:17:59,934 --> 00:18:01,060 And why's that? 370 00:18:01,144 --> 00:18:02,854 Look at me. I'm here. 371 00:18:02,937 --> 00:18:06,107 I did it, I'm on top. I'm the ultimate product of Hitler's defeat. 372 00:18:07,066 --> 00:18:09,527 Yeah, write that down. That was good. Write that down. 373 00:18:09,611 --> 00:18:11,279 -[reporter 1] Nice one. -"Ultimate product of Hitler's defeat." 374 00:18:11,362 --> 00:18:13,573 -I do like that confidence. -Put that under a picture of me. 375 00:18:13,656 --> 00:18:15,909 -Tell us a bit about your background. -My background? 376 00:18:15,992 --> 00:18:17,368 [snores] 377 00:18:17,452 --> 00:18:18,494 [reporters laugh] 378 00:18:20,121 --> 00:18:22,916 No, but seriously... My mother died in childbirth. 379 00:18:22,999 --> 00:18:25,710 My father was a compulsive loser who abandoned me when I was two years old. 380 00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:27,462 I got stuck in the New York City orphanage system, 381 00:18:27,545 --> 00:18:29,422 got shuttled from one hellhole to the next. 382 00:18:29,505 --> 00:18:31,216 -Naturally, got in trouble with the law. -Isn't that Kay Stone? 383 00:18:31,299 --> 00:18:32,383 I don't want any of that to define me. 384 00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:34,636 Excuse me. Excuse me. What? 385 00:18:34,719 --> 00:18:36,638 -It's Kay Stone over there. -That's her. 386 00:18:36,721 --> 00:18:37,847 [Marty] Who's that? 387 00:18:37,931 --> 00:18:40,433 [reporter 2] Well, you know, the movie actress. Like, from the 1930s. 388 00:18:40,516 --> 00:18:42,143 -Opportunities. -Opportunities? 389 00:18:42,227 --> 00:18:43,645 -That was good. -Yeah, yeah. Great movie. 390 00:18:43,728 --> 00:18:44,729 -Black Box. -My dad loved her. 391 00:18:44,812 --> 00:18:45,980 -Yeah. -Yeah. 392 00:18:46,064 --> 00:18:47,607 -[Marty] She was big? -[reporter 3] She was huge. 393 00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:49,484 [reporter 1] Came and went. That's her. 394 00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:52,737 -[reporter 3] That's Hollywood, mate. -[reporter 1] Yeah. It's her. 395 00:18:53,571 --> 00:18:54,572 [reporter 2] It is indeed. 396 00:18:54,656 --> 00:18:56,199 Something about a lake? 397 00:18:56,282 --> 00:18:58,451 -Shadow Lake. -Yeah, that was good. 398 00:18:59,911 --> 00:19:02,497 [reporter 1] Great legs. Gorgeous, mate. Gorgeous. 399 00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:03,790 Think I have a chance, lads? 400 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,084 Next question. 401 00:19:09,254 --> 00:19:10,588 [ringing] 402 00:19:14,592 --> 00:19:15,635 [line clicks] 403 00:19:15,718 --> 00:19:16,844 [Kay] Hello? 404 00:19:16,928 --> 00:19:18,513 -Kay? -Speaking. 405 00:19:18,596 --> 00:19:21,015 Hey, it's Marty Mauser. I'm in the Royal Suite. 406 00:19:21,099 --> 00:19:22,892 I saw you in the lobby yesterday. 407 00:19:22,976 --> 00:19:23,977 Okay. 408 00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:26,229 Yeah, we made eye contact. I was being interviewed. 409 00:19:26,312 --> 00:19:27,355 [Kay scoffs] 410 00:19:27,438 --> 00:19:28,690 I don't recall. 411 00:19:28,773 --> 00:19:31,442 Well, I'm a huge admirer. 412 00:19:31,526 --> 00:19:33,236 Okay. Can I help you with something? 413 00:19:33,319 --> 00:19:36,155 Maybe. I just ordered one of everything off the room service menu. 414 00:19:36,239 --> 00:19:38,449 There's no way I'll be able to eat it all alone. 415 00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:39,659 Ah. 416 00:19:39,742 --> 00:19:41,411 So you'd like me to come up to your room? 417 00:19:41,494 --> 00:19:44,247 -Mm-hmm. Yeah. -Perhaps I should send my husband instead. 418 00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:46,124 Sure. He can come up here, and I'll come down to you. 419 00:19:46,207 --> 00:19:48,835 -Wonderful. Thank you. Goodbye. -Wait. I wanna keep talking. 420 00:19:48,918 --> 00:19:50,420 [scoffs] Why is that? 421 00:19:50,503 --> 00:19:52,255 Because I've never talked to an actual movie star. 422 00:19:52,338 --> 00:19:55,341 Well, now you have. I hope the experience was all you thought it would be. 423 00:19:55,425 --> 00:19:57,051 You know, I'm something of a performer too. 424 00:19:57,135 --> 00:19:59,137 -Are you? -Yeah. You don't believe me? 425 00:19:59,679 --> 00:20:01,014 I... [stammers] 426 00:20:01,097 --> 00:20:02,724 You... What? What? 427 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,601 You're a performer? 428 00:20:04,684 --> 00:20:07,186 Yeah, I'm a performer. You got the Daily Mail in front of you? 429 00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:09,314 Uh, I do have it, yes. 430 00:20:09,397 --> 00:20:11,065 Okay. Well, turn to page 12. 431 00:20:11,566 --> 00:20:12,567 [Kay sighs] 432 00:20:13,985 --> 00:20:14,986 Uh... 433 00:20:15,653 --> 00:20:16,696 Page 12. 434 00:20:16,779 --> 00:20:18,656 Okay. What am I looking at here? 435 00:20:18,740 --> 00:20:20,450 -Down the middle, in the center. -Uh. 436 00:20:21,409 --> 00:20:22,410 This is you? 437 00:20:22,493 --> 00:20:24,954 Yeah, "the chosen one." It's a nice picture, right? 438 00:20:25,038 --> 00:20:26,039 Ping pong? 439 00:20:26,122 --> 00:20:28,249 I play table tennis. I'm here competing in the British Open. 440 00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:30,210 -How old are you? -I'm 23. 441 00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:31,628 Twenty-three. 442 00:20:31,711 --> 00:20:32,837 Yeah. 443 00:20:32,921 --> 00:20:35,590 I bet you can't name one film I've done. 444 00:20:35,673 --> 00:20:36,758 What makes you say that? 445 00:20:36,841 --> 00:20:38,801 Because I stopped acting before you were born. 446 00:20:38,885 --> 00:20:40,428 -Really? That's really interesting. -Mm-hmm. 447 00:20:40,511 --> 00:20:43,139 Kay, did you use my razor to shave your legs? 448 00:20:43,223 --> 00:20:44,307 It's dull. I've cut myself. 449 00:20:44,390 --> 00:20:46,226 -No. -Who's that? Your husband? 450 00:20:46,309 --> 00:20:48,269 I guess someone must've snuck in and chopped wood with it. 451 00:20:48,353 --> 00:20:49,812 -I'm on the phone. -Holy shit. 452 00:20:49,896 --> 00:20:51,564 -[husband] With whom? -[Kay] Debbie. 453 00:20:51,648 --> 00:20:52,941 -[husband] Debbie. -[Marty] Debbie? 454 00:20:53,024 --> 00:20:54,150 Tell her to get a life. 455 00:20:54,234 --> 00:20:55,610 -Is he gone? -Mm-hmm. 456 00:20:55,693 --> 00:20:56,945 Okay. 457 00:20:57,028 --> 00:20:58,696 So, why'd you stop acting? Let's talk about that. 458 00:20:58,780 --> 00:20:59,989 You know, I really have to go. 459 00:21:00,073 --> 00:21:02,575 You must miss it, don't you? Come watch me play at Wembley tomorrow. 460 00:21:02,659 --> 00:21:03,660 I... I can't. 461 00:21:03,743 --> 00:21:06,412 Come on. You can watch me dethrone the number one ranked player in the world. 462 00:21:06,496 --> 00:21:07,497 I'm not available. 463 00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:08,748 Oh, yeah? What you got going on? 464 00:21:08,831 --> 00:21:12,168 Actually, I have a big promotional event to attend to for my husband. 465 00:21:12,252 --> 00:21:13,711 Oh, okay. 466 00:21:13,795 --> 00:21:15,255 What's he promoting? 467 00:21:15,338 --> 00:21:16,422 Pens. 468 00:21:16,923 --> 00:21:18,508 -[laughs] Pens? Are you serious? -Pens. 469 00:21:18,591 --> 00:21:20,301 -Like, writing pens? -Yes. 470 00:21:20,385 --> 00:21:22,220 What, like, he's a pen salesman? 471 00:21:22,804 --> 00:21:24,430 How can you afford the suite you're in? 472 00:21:24,514 --> 00:21:26,474 He owns Rockwell Ink. 473 00:21:26,558 --> 00:21:27,684 Oh. Okay. Well... 474 00:21:27,767 --> 00:21:28,851 Yes. 475 00:21:28,935 --> 00:21:31,104 -I know Rockwell Ink. -I'm sure you do. 476 00:21:31,187 --> 00:21:32,230 [chuckles] Okay. 477 00:21:32,730 --> 00:21:34,315 Well, what's the event? 478 00:21:34,399 --> 00:21:38,695 He's hired Agatha Christie to sign books at Hatchards. 479 00:21:38,778 --> 00:21:39,779 Ooh. 480 00:21:40,697 --> 00:21:41,906 That sounds really boring. 481 00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:43,032 Okay. 482 00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:45,451 [Kay sighs] 483 00:21:47,704 --> 00:21:49,289 [dreamy music playing] 484 00:21:51,457 --> 00:21:54,085 -[phone ringing] -[Kay] Oh, for God's sake. 485 00:21:55,837 --> 00:21:58,256 -What is it? [sighs] -[Marty] Don't hang up. Just one question. 486 00:21:58,339 --> 00:21:59,924 Does your room face the street or the courtyard? 487 00:22:00,008 --> 00:22:01,009 I don't know. 488 00:22:01,092 --> 00:22:03,094 Just answer the question. Is it facing the street or the courtyard? 489 00:22:03,177 --> 00:22:04,429 -The courtyard. -Okay. 490 00:22:04,512 --> 00:22:07,348 I need you to go to the window. What floor are you on? 491 00:22:07,432 --> 00:22:08,975 I'm on the third floor, I believe. 492 00:22:09,058 --> 00:22:10,643 Third floor. Okay, perfect. 493 00:22:10,727 --> 00:22:11,728 Look across the street. 494 00:22:11,811 --> 00:22:14,606 You see the open window with a bowl of fruit on the table? 495 00:22:16,357 --> 00:22:17,567 I do. 496 00:22:17,650 --> 00:22:20,945 Here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna make an apple appear in that bowl. 497 00:22:21,029 --> 00:22:24,699 And if I do, you're gonna blow off your little rendezvous and come watch me play. 498 00:22:24,782 --> 00:22:26,784 No, no, no. I'm not agreeing to anything, no. 499 00:22:26,868 --> 00:22:29,871 You don't have to agree to anything. I'm gonna do it anyway. Okay? One... 500 00:22:30,455 --> 00:22:31,456 two... 501 00:22:32,248 --> 00:22:33,249 three. 502 00:22:36,878 --> 00:22:39,297 I'll leave a ticket for you at the box office. 503 00:22:40,381 --> 00:22:41,382 [hangs up] 504 00:23:04,572 --> 00:23:05,865 [crowd applauding] 505 00:23:29,138 --> 00:23:30,890 [announcer] Point, Mauser. 506 00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:33,142 Twenty to five. 507 00:23:33,226 --> 00:23:36,646 Kletzki trails Mauser two games to nil. 508 00:23:37,272 --> 00:23:40,358 Game and match point, Mauser. 509 00:23:40,441 --> 00:23:42,068 -Let's have a little fun with this one. -Okay. 510 00:23:42,151 --> 00:23:43,653 -Have a little fun, all right? -Gotcha. 511 00:23:44,153 --> 00:23:45,822 [announcer] Service switches to Kletzki. 512 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,580 [crowd cheering, applauding] 513 00:23:54,664 --> 00:23:55,915 [grunts] 514 00:24:01,671 --> 00:24:02,839 [cheering continues] 515 00:24:16,811 --> 00:24:18,479 [announcer] Point, Kletzki. 516 00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:25,987 Very well, gentlemen. Thank you for that. Thank you. 517 00:24:30,825 --> 00:24:33,077 Kletzki serves 6-20. 518 00:24:33,161 --> 00:24:36,664 Mauser leads two games to zero. 519 00:24:36,748 --> 00:24:38,625 Match point again for Mr. Mauser. 520 00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:40,668 Your service again, Kletzki. 521 00:24:42,462 --> 00:24:44,005 [chuckles, grunts] 522 00:24:45,089 --> 00:24:46,507 [announcer] Point, Mauser! 523 00:24:46,591 --> 00:24:48,259 [crowd cheering] 524 00:24:48,343 --> 00:24:52,555 [announcer] Mauser wins the game and match by 21-6. Three games to nil. 525 00:24:52,639 --> 00:24:57,435 Mauser's on to the finals where he will face Koto Endo of Japan. 526 00:25:01,689 --> 00:25:03,733 Get whatever you want. Don't even look at the prices, okay? 527 00:25:03,816 --> 00:25:04,817 What are you getting? 528 00:25:04,901 --> 00:25:07,403 I'm gonna get the Beef Wellington and the caviar tasting plate 529 00:25:07,487 --> 00:25:09,280 because they're the most expensive items on the menu. 530 00:25:09,364 --> 00:25:12,283 Listen, I would like to keep going back a little bit about the Globetrotters. 531 00:25:12,367 --> 00:25:13,868 -About the Harlem Globetrotters, again? -Yes. 532 00:25:13,952 --> 00:25:15,411 -I told you, I'm not interested. -Why not? 533 00:25:15,495 --> 00:25:16,621 'Cause I don't wanna do it. 534 00:25:16,704 --> 00:25:18,206 It's great money. 535 00:25:18,289 --> 00:25:20,792 And we will travel all over the world. Have you seen Venice? 536 00:25:20,875 --> 00:25:22,752 I don't wanna be doing trick shots for a halftime show 537 00:25:22,835 --> 00:25:24,379 while people are going to the bathroom. 538 00:25:24,462 --> 00:25:25,463 That's beneath me, okay? 539 00:25:25,547 --> 00:25:28,299 -They're treated like royalty. -Where's the waiter? 540 00:25:28,383 --> 00:25:31,052 -Listen, I know people who have done this. -Excuse me. 541 00:25:31,135 --> 00:25:32,220 Excuse me. 542 00:25:32,303 --> 00:25:35,223 [Kletzki] It's a great opportunity. We should not miss it. 543 00:25:38,142 --> 00:25:39,394 Marty. 544 00:25:41,479 --> 00:25:42,897 [maître d'] Yes, sir. May I help you, sir? 545 00:25:42,981 --> 00:25:43,982 Hi. Can we order? 546 00:25:44,065 --> 00:25:45,650 Of course, sir. Let me fetch your waiter. 547 00:25:45,733 --> 00:25:46,734 -Hang on. -Yes. 548 00:25:47,277 --> 00:25:49,279 Uh, I'll be taking care of the Rockwell tab tonight. 549 00:25:49,362 --> 00:25:51,906 Put it on my room. The Royal Suite. Marty Mauser. 550 00:25:51,990 --> 00:25:54,409 -And make sure they know it's me, too. -I will. Leave it to me, sir. 551 00:25:54,492 --> 00:25:55,869 -Don't take no for an answer. -I won't. 552 00:25:55,952 --> 00:25:58,955 -Marty Mauser. Royal Suite. Go tell 'em. -Will do, sir. 553 00:26:01,082 --> 00:26:03,126 Okay. Look at me. Don't look there. Look at me. 554 00:26:03,209 --> 00:26:04,377 -Who's Rockwell? -Some bozo. 555 00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:06,462 Look over now. Be subtle about it. What's he doing? 556 00:26:08,172 --> 00:26:09,966 He hasn't been here before, sir. 557 00:26:10,049 --> 00:26:11,134 He's looking at us. 558 00:26:11,217 --> 00:26:12,218 -Really? -Yeah. 559 00:26:12,302 --> 00:26:13,553 Okay, keep talking to me. Be normal. 560 00:26:13,636 --> 00:26:15,138 I want you to reconsider. 561 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,390 We would be a great team. I wanna do this with you. 562 00:26:17,473 --> 00:26:19,058 Why are you so fixed on the Harlem Globetrotters? 563 00:26:19,142 --> 00:26:21,185 It's very sad what they do, okay? 564 00:26:21,269 --> 00:26:24,355 Some of the premier athletes on the planet reduced to acting like circus clowns. 565 00:26:24,439 --> 00:26:25,648 What's he doing now? 566 00:26:25,732 --> 00:26:27,233 Actually, he's coming towards us. 567 00:26:27,317 --> 00:26:29,527 -Just be normal. Act casual. -Okay, fine. Okay. 568 00:26:34,407 --> 00:26:36,242 Excuse me. Do I know you? 569 00:26:36,326 --> 00:26:37,327 Mm-mmm. 570 00:26:37,410 --> 00:26:38,536 I don't think so. 571 00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:40,830 And you wanna buy dinner for my entire table tonight? 572 00:26:40,914 --> 00:26:43,082 -[Marty] Yeah. Is it okay? -Why? 573 00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:44,918 What do you mean, why? Do I need a reason? 574 00:26:45,001 --> 00:26:47,253 Let me rephrase that. What do you want? 575 00:26:47,337 --> 00:26:50,131 No, I don't want anything. It's just my small way of saying thank you. 576 00:26:50,215 --> 00:26:51,591 -Thank you? -Yeah. 577 00:26:51,674 --> 00:26:53,218 Thank me for what, specifically? 578 00:26:53,301 --> 00:26:54,302 For all your products. 579 00:26:54,844 --> 00:26:57,138 I mean, where would we be without pens? 580 00:26:59,474 --> 00:27:01,809 You know, I have many talents, but the one I'm most proud of 581 00:27:01,893 --> 00:27:04,270 is the ability to smell bullshit from a mile away-- 582 00:27:04,354 --> 00:27:06,940 I'm being completely sincere. 583 00:27:09,567 --> 00:27:12,028 -Where are you from? -New York. What about you? 584 00:27:12,111 --> 00:27:13,696 New York too. What do you do? 585 00:27:13,780 --> 00:27:15,281 I'm a professional athlete. 586 00:27:15,365 --> 00:27:17,534 -Really? What sport? -Table tennis. 587 00:27:17,617 --> 00:27:18,868 Table tennis? That's a sport? 588 00:27:18,952 --> 00:27:20,912 Of course it is. I'm here competing in the British Open. 589 00:27:20,995 --> 00:27:22,080 I'm playing at Wembley tomorrow 590 00:27:22,163 --> 00:27:23,873 in front of a sold-out crowd in the finals against Japan. 591 00:27:23,957 --> 00:27:25,416 I'm here representing the United States. 592 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:27,877 Wait, wait, wait. Japan? Japan has a team here? 593 00:27:27,961 --> 00:27:30,129 -That's what I just said. -How'd they get around the travel ban? 594 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:32,423 Because table tennis is the fastest growing sport in Asia. 595 00:27:32,507 --> 00:27:34,050 It's huge over there. 596 00:27:34,133 --> 00:27:35,134 Oh, you're gonna like this. 597 00:27:35,218 --> 00:27:37,554 Do you know what they call their grip? The way they hold their rackets? 598 00:27:37,637 --> 00:27:39,389 -No. -They call it penholder. 599 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:41,641 So what? 600 00:27:41,724 --> 00:27:43,017 You can use that. 601 00:27:43,101 --> 00:27:44,102 Use it for what? 602 00:27:44,185 --> 00:27:47,021 For an advertisement or something. I don't know, you're the business guy. 603 00:27:47,105 --> 00:27:49,440 I'm being rude. This is my associate, Béla Kletzki. 604 00:27:49,524 --> 00:27:50,525 Nice to meet you, sir. 605 00:27:50,608 --> 00:27:52,819 I assume you're a table tennis player also? 606 00:27:52,902 --> 00:27:56,197 I am. I am. Actually, I was the World Champion from '35 to '39. 607 00:27:56,281 --> 00:27:57,991 He was the World Champion. I beat him today. 608 00:27:58,074 --> 00:27:59,826 He beat me. But he's much younger than me. 609 00:27:59,909 --> 00:28:01,578 [Marty] I'm much better than him, much more talented. 610 00:28:01,661 --> 00:28:05,623 I can't help but notice this tattoo. You were in one of the camps, weren't you? 611 00:28:05,707 --> 00:28:08,418 Auschwitz-Birkenau. Yeah. Why do you ask? 612 00:28:08,501 --> 00:28:10,920 My son lost his life liberating you. 613 00:28:12,922 --> 00:28:14,841 I'm sorry for your loss. 614 00:28:15,425 --> 00:28:17,176 I thought you were liberated by the Soviets. 615 00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:18,636 -We were. -It wasn't the Americans. 616 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,472 I didn't mean it literally. He was serving in the South Pacific. 617 00:28:21,556 --> 00:28:23,683 Well, what happened to him? 618 00:28:23,766 --> 00:28:25,518 What do you mean? He was killed. 619 00:28:25,602 --> 00:28:26,728 [chuckles] 620 00:28:26,811 --> 00:28:27,812 You find that funny? 621 00:28:27,896 --> 00:28:31,858 Oh, God. No, I just get nervous laughter sometimes. 622 00:28:31,941 --> 00:28:33,067 If it's any consolation, 623 00:28:33,151 --> 00:28:35,653 I'll be dropping a third atom bomb on their heads tomorrow. 624 00:28:35,737 --> 00:28:37,697 Yeah, I'm sure his mother's gonna get a lot of comfort 625 00:28:37,780 --> 00:28:39,407 that you're playing ping pong in his honor. 626 00:28:39,490 --> 00:28:41,659 It's not that big of a deal, but I appreciate it. 627 00:28:41,743 --> 00:28:44,370 Tell him-- He used to diffuse bombs for the Nazis. 628 00:28:44,454 --> 00:28:46,122 Tell him the story you told me about-- 629 00:28:46,206 --> 00:28:47,540 I've got a whole table of people waiting. 630 00:28:47,624 --> 00:28:49,459 Wait, wait. You're gonna love this story. Tell him. 631 00:28:50,585 --> 00:28:52,587 -You wanna hear it? -Not really, but go ahead. 632 00:28:52,670 --> 00:28:54,130 [Marty] No, tell him. It's beautiful. 633 00:28:54,214 --> 00:28:55,840 Okay, I'll make it quick. So... 634 00:28:55,924 --> 00:28:59,552 when I first got to the camp, I was put into housing. 635 00:28:59,636 --> 00:29:02,555 Lucky for me, there was an officer who recognized me. 636 00:29:02,639 --> 00:29:07,268 He had seen me in 1935 at the World Championships in Prague. 637 00:29:07,352 --> 00:29:10,980 This guy was a real fan. I mean, a real fan, okay? 638 00:29:11,064 --> 00:29:13,566 You're telling me he let you live because you played ping pong? 639 00:29:13,650 --> 00:29:15,860 They respected my skills, yeah. 640 00:29:15,944 --> 00:29:17,153 [classical music playing] 641 00:29:17,237 --> 00:29:21,658 [Kletzki] So then, they taught me how to dismantle SC bombs. 642 00:29:22,158 --> 00:29:23,159 Okay? 643 00:29:23,243 --> 00:29:26,746 Each morning, they would send me into the woods with the bombs 644 00:29:26,829 --> 00:29:30,166 on the outskirts of the camp where I could only do damage to myself. 645 00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:31,376 [honeybee buzzing] 646 00:29:33,503 --> 00:29:35,672 So one time, 647 00:29:35,755 --> 00:29:37,340 I followed a honeybee. 648 00:29:37,423 --> 00:29:38,591 A bee? 649 00:29:38,675 --> 00:29:40,176 A honeybee, 650 00:29:40,260 --> 00:29:42,178 all the way to its hive. 651 00:29:44,806 --> 00:29:46,683 And I smoked all the bees out. 652 00:29:47,892 --> 00:29:50,228 And then broke it open, 653 00:29:50,311 --> 00:29:54,482 and I smeared the honey all over my chest, my arms, everywhere. 654 00:29:55,024 --> 00:29:56,025 Why? 655 00:29:56,109 --> 00:29:57,735 'Cause later that night, 656 00:29:57,819 --> 00:30:02,490 I let all my bunk mates to lick the honey off of me for nourishment. 657 00:30:20,592 --> 00:30:21,718 [knocking] 658 00:31:42,590 --> 00:31:43,591 [music stops] 659 00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:45,343 Heads. 660 00:31:47,428 --> 00:31:48,930 -Fuck. -Endo, choice? 661 00:31:49,013 --> 00:31:50,306 Serve. 662 00:31:50,390 --> 00:31:51,891 I'll go to that side. 663 00:31:52,559 --> 00:31:53,851 [crowd applauding] 664 00:31:58,898 --> 00:32:00,900 -[announcer] On my right... -Come on, Marty! Come on! 665 00:32:00,984 --> 00:32:04,571 ...Marty Mauser of the United States, ranked second, 666 00:32:04,654 --> 00:32:09,033 versus Koto Endo of Japan, unranked. 667 00:32:09,117 --> 00:32:12,287 The gentlemen will battle to the best of five 668 00:32:12,370 --> 00:32:14,664 in games to 21 points. 669 00:32:15,415 --> 00:32:18,626 Each game shall be won by at least two points. 670 00:32:19,711 --> 00:32:20,837 Good luck, gentlemen. 671 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:21,921 [crowd applauding] 672 00:32:22,005 --> 00:32:23,423 Quiet, please. 673 00:32:24,841 --> 00:32:26,384 [spectator 1] All right! 674 00:32:33,808 --> 00:32:37,770 [announcer] Point, Endo. One-nil. 675 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,277 [spectator 2] Come on, America! 676 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:51,409 [announcer] Point, Endo. Two-nil. 677 00:32:53,786 --> 00:32:55,121 [spectator 3] All right, Marty! 678 00:32:56,623 --> 00:32:57,624 Come on, Marty! 679 00:33:00,460 --> 00:33:03,463 [announcer] Point, Endo. Three-nil. 680 00:33:13,181 --> 00:33:17,101 Point, Endo. Four-nil. 681 00:33:19,729 --> 00:33:20,855 [tense music playing] 682 00:33:22,357 --> 00:33:23,942 [spectator 4] Come on, Marty! 683 00:33:30,114 --> 00:33:33,952 [announcer] Point, Endo. Five-nil. 684 00:33:36,079 --> 00:33:38,373 Service switches to Mauser. 685 00:33:43,545 --> 00:33:46,047 Point, Mauser. 686 00:33:46,130 --> 00:33:48,800 Nine serving 19. 687 00:34:05,233 --> 00:34:09,403 Point, Mauser. 10-19. 688 00:34:09,487 --> 00:34:10,488 Okay, Marty! 689 00:34:25,086 --> 00:34:26,671 [grunting] 690 00:34:35,013 --> 00:34:38,975 Point, Endo. 20-10. 691 00:34:40,101 --> 00:34:41,811 Game point. 692 00:34:45,899 --> 00:34:47,191 Go! Serve. 693 00:35:07,879 --> 00:35:11,799 [announcer] Point, Endo. 21-10. 694 00:35:11,883 --> 00:35:13,551 Game, Endo. 695 00:35:14,510 --> 00:35:18,973 Endo leads two games to zero. 696 00:35:21,434 --> 00:35:23,394 Point, Mauser. 697 00:35:23,478 --> 00:35:25,813 Eighteen-16. 698 00:35:37,867 --> 00:35:38,868 [crowd applauding] 699 00:35:40,119 --> 00:35:44,207 Point, Mauser. 17-18. 700 00:35:44,290 --> 00:35:45,375 [spectator 5] Go, Marty! Come on! 701 00:35:45,458 --> 00:35:48,127 [announcer] Service switches to Mauser. 702 00:35:49,420 --> 00:35:50,421 [exhales] 703 00:35:50,505 --> 00:35:51,548 [spectators whistling] 704 00:36:01,724 --> 00:36:03,476 [grunts] Fuck. 705 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:04,811 [crowd cheering] 706 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:11,192 [announcer] Point, Endo. 17-19. 707 00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:28,084 [Marty] Oh, fuck. 708 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:35,717 Point, Endo. 17-20. 709 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,343 And match point. 710 00:36:37,427 --> 00:36:38,553 [crowd cheering] 711 00:36:43,975 --> 00:36:45,935 [announcer] Quiet, please. 712 00:36:46,644 --> 00:36:49,147 Quiet. Settle down. 713 00:36:49,856 --> 00:36:51,774 Your service, Mauser. 714 00:36:51,858 --> 00:36:53,151 [spectator] Come on, Marty! 715 00:36:58,406 --> 00:36:59,407 [grunting] 716 00:37:02,035 --> 00:37:03,286 -[crowd cheering] -Fuck. 717 00:37:04,746 --> 00:37:06,581 No, bullshit! No! 718 00:37:06,664 --> 00:37:09,250 I want a rematch right now with a standard-league hard-bat! 719 00:37:09,334 --> 00:37:10,460 That is unacceptable! 720 00:37:10,543 --> 00:37:12,128 What if I had a mechanical arm? 721 00:37:12,212 --> 00:37:14,255 What if I put glue on the ball? Would that be kosher? 722 00:37:14,339 --> 00:37:17,383 Why, he was getting coached the entire time! That is unacceptable! 723 00:37:17,467 --> 00:37:19,385 [shouting] 724 00:37:19,469 --> 00:37:22,513 I play real table tennis! Real table tennis! 725 00:37:23,514 --> 00:37:24,474 Unbelievable. 726 00:37:25,016 --> 00:37:26,017 Unbelievable. 727 00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:28,353 [announcer] ...British Open champion from Japan... 728 00:37:28,436 --> 00:37:29,437 [Marty] Fuck you! 729 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:30,688 [announcer] ...Koto Endo! 730 00:37:33,650 --> 00:37:36,653 [orchestral newsreel music playing] 731 00:37:38,279 --> 00:37:41,991 [announcer speaking Japanese] 732 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,099 [audience applauding on newsreel] 733 00:38:08,685 --> 00:38:13,940 [announcer continues speaking Japanese] 734 00:38:52,729 --> 00:38:55,690 [orchestral newsreel music concludes] 735 00:38:55,773 --> 00:38:58,776 -[sirens wailing] -[pedestrians chattering] 736 00:39:04,657 --> 00:39:07,660 [restaurant patrons chattering] 737 00:39:13,666 --> 00:39:15,418 [maître d' speaking French] 738 00:39:15,501 --> 00:39:17,337 [in English] Do you have a Milton Rockwell reservation? 739 00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:20,632 -Excusez-moi? -Milton Rockwell reservation, please. 740 00:39:20,715 --> 00:39:21,716 Ah, Rockwell? 741 00:39:21,799 --> 00:39:24,135 So, listen, Marty, I wanna personally thank you 742 00:39:24,219 --> 00:39:26,721 for introducing me to table tennis. 743 00:39:27,305 --> 00:39:29,891 I had no idea what a phenomenon it was in the Asias. 744 00:39:29,974 --> 00:39:31,726 -Oh, yeah. I know. -And how big it is in Japan! 745 00:39:31,809 --> 00:39:33,519 That's what I was trying to tell you. It's huge. 746 00:39:33,603 --> 00:39:36,231 So, I'm thinking of incorporating it into some of the promotional events 747 00:39:36,314 --> 00:39:38,316 we're gonna be doing over there in the fall. 748 00:39:38,399 --> 00:39:39,692 How so? What are you thinking? 749 00:39:39,776 --> 00:39:42,445 What I wanna do is stage an exhibition match 750 00:39:42,529 --> 00:39:46,115 around the time of the World Championships between you and Endo. 751 00:39:46,199 --> 00:39:48,117 -Mmm. -I think you'd like that idea. 752 00:39:48,201 --> 00:39:49,452 So I'm gonna make you an offer. 753 00:39:49,536 --> 00:39:51,496 I'll pay you a thousand dollars. 754 00:39:51,579 --> 00:39:54,123 I'll put you up at the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo. 755 00:39:54,207 --> 00:39:57,001 And if you're leaving from New York, I'll give you a seat on my private plane, 756 00:39:57,085 --> 00:39:59,212 and you'll fly in luxury for the first time in your life. 757 00:39:59,295 --> 00:40:00,588 Okay, we can negotiate my price later. 758 00:40:00,672 --> 00:40:02,340 But this would be before or after the tournament? 759 00:40:02,423 --> 00:40:04,133 -About a week before the event. -No, it's gotta be after. 760 00:40:04,217 --> 00:40:06,302 I can't face off against the guy in public before it actually counts. 761 00:40:06,386 --> 00:40:08,304 Drama is very important to me. I can't undercut the drama. 762 00:40:08,388 --> 00:40:09,764 Let's not get tied up in minutiae. 763 00:40:09,847 --> 00:40:11,891 I just want to find out if you're interested in participating. 764 00:40:11,975 --> 00:40:14,519 Oh, yeah. Of course. I'm interested in any opportunity to show off my talents. 765 00:40:14,602 --> 00:40:17,188 And you don't have to worry either, 'cause this time I'm gonna obliterate him. 766 00:40:17,272 --> 00:40:18,606 It's really the racket that I'm playing, 767 00:40:18,690 --> 00:40:20,233 but I can assure you, it's gonna be a victory. 768 00:40:20,316 --> 00:40:22,443 Okay, listen. I need you to understand what this thing's about. 769 00:40:22,527 --> 00:40:25,029 This is not an official match. 770 00:40:25,113 --> 00:40:26,781 It's not even a real game. 771 00:40:26,865 --> 00:40:30,952 This is purely promotional, to entertain the Japanese people, 772 00:40:31,035 --> 00:40:33,872 so they buy more of my pens, okay? 773 00:40:33,955 --> 00:40:36,583 You're gonna play a few games. You're gonna be great. 774 00:40:36,666 --> 00:40:39,544 -But you can't play better than Endo. -You want me to lose? 775 00:40:41,462 --> 00:40:44,173 Marty, let me show you something. 776 00:40:45,133 --> 00:40:47,427 Biggest magazine in Japan. 777 00:40:47,510 --> 00:40:51,097 You made Endo a national treasure. 778 00:40:51,180 --> 00:40:52,390 -Listen-- -Why are you showing me this? 779 00:40:52,473 --> 00:40:54,100 Do you think this makes me wanna lose? This makes me wanna win. 780 00:40:54,183 --> 00:40:55,977 Sometimes, when you lose you're a winner. 781 00:40:56,060 --> 00:40:58,396 -Let me explain. Let me explain. -I'm ten trillion times better than Endo. 782 00:40:58,479 --> 00:41:00,356 You understand that, right? It's the racket that beat me. 783 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,066 -He's a mediocre player. -I couldn't care less. 784 00:41:02,150 --> 00:41:04,277 I don't care about table tennis. This is theater. 785 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,154 -What are you worried about? -My reputation. 786 00:41:06,905 --> 00:41:08,406 -Your reputation? -Yes, my reputation. 787 00:41:08,489 --> 00:41:10,867 I don't wanna throw my reputation in the trash for you. I'm not doing it. 788 00:41:10,950 --> 00:41:13,536 Aren't you playing in a vaudeville circus act right now? 789 00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:15,788 What do you mean, vaudeville? Finish that sentence. 790 00:41:15,872 --> 00:41:18,082 -What are you implying? -You're the halftime show, Marty. 791 00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:21,044 Of the Harlem Globetrotters! The finest athletes on the planet. 792 00:41:21,127 --> 00:41:22,170 [Rockwell laughing] 793 00:41:22,253 --> 00:41:24,714 I've probably played in front of 80,000 people since January. 794 00:41:24,797 --> 00:41:26,049 That's funny to you? 795 00:41:26,132 --> 00:41:27,467 No. You're funny to me. 796 00:41:27,550 --> 00:41:29,260 I'm funny to you? You know what's funny to me? 797 00:41:29,344 --> 00:41:31,262 That you want to entertain the Japanese so badly, 798 00:41:31,346 --> 00:41:33,181 and they murdered your son. That's funny to me. 799 00:41:41,022 --> 00:41:44,317 Look, you struck a nerve, I struck a nerve. Okay? Now we're even. 800 00:41:45,068 --> 00:41:46,069 Get out. 801 00:41:46,152 --> 00:41:48,363 ["Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime" playing] 802 00:41:48,947 --> 00:41:51,991 Nah, I think you owe me a meal first. 803 00:41:53,243 --> 00:41:56,120 [applause, cheering] 804 00:41:56,204 --> 00:41:58,456 [emcee on PA speaking Bosnian] 805 00:42:05,755 --> 00:42:11,594 [emcee, in English] "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"! 806 00:42:13,137 --> 00:42:17,350 [playing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" on pots] 807 00:42:17,433 --> 00:42:20,562 ["Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime" continues playing] 808 00:42:21,396 --> 00:42:24,649 ♪ And everybody's gotta learn sometime ♪ 809 00:42:27,777 --> 00:42:31,281 ♪ Everybody's gotta learn sometime ♪ 810 00:42:34,117 --> 00:42:37,287 -♪ Everybody's gotta learn sometime ♪ -Yeah, Coach, yeah! 811 00:42:38,913 --> 00:42:41,958 Three, two, one. Say cheese. 812 00:42:42,041 --> 00:42:43,334 Cheese! 813 00:42:47,881 --> 00:42:51,384 [song continues playing] 814 00:42:56,723 --> 00:42:59,225 [speaking French] 815 00:43:01,311 --> 00:43:02,645 [seal barks] 816 00:43:04,564 --> 00:43:07,567 ♪ 'Cause everybody's Gotta learn sometime ♪ 817 00:43:09,777 --> 00:43:11,237 [audience laughing] 818 00:43:11,321 --> 00:43:13,740 ♪ Everybody's gotta learn sometime ♪ 819 00:43:17,619 --> 00:43:19,495 ♪ Everybody's gotta learn sometime ♪ 820 00:43:19,579 --> 00:43:20,830 [seal growls] 821 00:43:22,540 --> 00:43:25,168 [audience continues laughing] 822 00:43:28,838 --> 00:43:31,841 -[audience continues laughing] -[song fading] 823 00:43:38,389 --> 00:43:41,768 -[dog barking] -[faint chattering] 824 00:43:43,937 --> 00:43:45,021 Excuse me. 825 00:43:45,855 --> 00:43:46,856 Hello. 826 00:43:48,274 --> 00:43:51,444 [announcer on radio, faint] 827 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,132 Please don't eat or drink in my room. It attracts bugs. 828 00:44:13,216 --> 00:44:15,343 I just go in there to clean. That's it. 829 00:44:25,436 --> 00:44:27,188 Well, you don't seem happy to see me. 830 00:44:27,272 --> 00:44:28,898 Yeah, and you don't seem happy to see me. 831 00:44:28,982 --> 00:44:31,317 So, now are you going to be staying here? 832 00:44:31,401 --> 00:44:32,944 What, is that not okay? Don't worry. 833 00:44:33,027 --> 00:44:34,696 I'll be out of your hair in a few weeks. 834 00:44:34,779 --> 00:44:36,239 Don't be stupid. 835 00:44:37,907 --> 00:44:40,451 -Why? What's in a few weeks? -World Championship. 836 00:44:40,535 --> 00:44:42,662 -So, where's that gonna be? -Tokyo. 837 00:44:43,538 --> 00:44:44,873 Tokyo, Japan? 838 00:44:44,956 --> 00:44:46,958 Are you asking me if Tokyo's in Japan? 839 00:44:47,917 --> 00:44:49,627 Is that a serious question? 840 00:44:49,711 --> 00:44:51,588 You look very tired to me. 841 00:44:51,671 --> 00:44:54,215 Yeah, 'cause I just traveled halfway around the world. I'm tired. 842 00:44:54,299 --> 00:44:56,759 I was busy. I was working. I was making money. 843 00:45:06,978 --> 00:45:10,023 You know, while everybody is at work in the building, 844 00:45:10,106 --> 00:45:14,360 it would be a good time for you to take a nice, long, hot shower. 845 00:45:14,444 --> 00:45:15,695 -Here. -What's this? 846 00:45:15,778 --> 00:45:16,988 -I got you something. -Mmm. 847 00:45:35,465 --> 00:45:37,550 It's from an original Egyptian pyramid. 848 00:45:40,470 --> 00:45:41,721 We built that. 849 00:45:43,056 --> 00:45:44,057 Okay. 850 00:45:58,446 --> 00:46:00,448 Hey, Levi. You got a lot taller. 851 00:46:00,532 --> 00:46:01,950 -No, I didn't. -Yeah, you did. 852 00:46:06,371 --> 00:46:07,872 -Excuse me. Can I help you? -Yeah. Let's go. 853 00:46:07,956 --> 00:46:09,457 -Come on, come on. -Hey! What are you doing? 854 00:46:09,541 --> 00:46:11,751 -Let's go, let's go. Let's go. -No! What the fuck are you doing? 855 00:46:11,834 --> 00:46:13,127 -You're under arrest. -No, I'm not! 856 00:46:13,211 --> 00:46:15,171 -Yes, you are. Come here. Stop moving! -What am I under arrest for? 857 00:46:15,255 --> 00:46:16,839 -That's my toiletries! Ow! -You're under arrest. 858 00:46:16,923 --> 00:46:18,424 -For what? -Armed robbery. Come on. 859 00:46:18,508 --> 00:46:19,759 Armed rob-- What are you talking about? 860 00:46:19,842 --> 00:46:21,177 You're gonna hurt yourself if you keep moving! 861 00:46:21,261 --> 00:46:22,262 -What is going on? -Come on. 862 00:46:22,345 --> 00:46:24,931 -Murray, where's my mother? Murray. -I asked her to leave for a bit. 863 00:46:25,014 --> 00:46:28,142 You told her-- What the fuck is going on? I'm getting arrested! Help me! 864 00:46:28,226 --> 00:46:30,812 Sal, Sal. I wanna talk to him in private. Excuse us. Just go. 865 00:46:30,895 --> 00:46:32,313 -Sal? You know this guy? -What do you want me to do? 866 00:46:32,397 --> 00:46:33,982 -Just go in the back for a while. -Yeah. 867 00:46:34,065 --> 00:46:35,191 Close the door. 868 00:46:35,275 --> 00:46:36,985 [Sal] All right, if it gets crazy just holler. 869 00:46:37,068 --> 00:46:39,612 What the fuck is going on, Murray? That money I took, you owed me. 870 00:46:39,696 --> 00:46:41,739 No, no, no, no. It was money you stole at gunpoint. 871 00:46:41,823 --> 00:46:43,783 -No, you promised me... Excuse me. -No, you didn't... 872 00:46:43,867 --> 00:46:45,702 That was my money and you took-- 873 00:46:45,785 --> 00:46:48,079 You promised me that money. I'm not... Why would I make this up? 874 00:46:48,162 --> 00:46:50,540 -It was money for my trip to England. -What happened on your trip? 875 00:46:50,623 --> 00:46:52,000 What do you mean, what happened on my trip? 876 00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:53,126 -You lost! -No, I didn't! 877 00:46:53,209 --> 00:46:54,669 -You did! -Where did you hear that? 878 00:46:54,752 --> 00:46:56,337 -No, I got cheated against. -Do you know how many times 879 00:46:56,421 --> 00:46:58,089 -in the middle of the night... -No, no. Stop with that. 880 00:46:58,172 --> 00:47:00,049 -Shut up and listen to me! -Don't lecture me. 881 00:47:00,133 --> 00:47:01,259 Shut up! 882 00:47:01,759 --> 00:47:05,096 You don't know how many times I had to get woken up and bail you out. 883 00:47:05,179 --> 00:47:06,306 When did I ask you to do that? 884 00:47:06,389 --> 00:47:08,349 -When have I ever asked for your help? -You never asked me to do that. 885 00:47:08,433 --> 00:47:09,684 -Exactly! -But I did. 886 00:47:09,767 --> 00:47:12,478 And now, you're gonna be a big boy. 887 00:47:12,562 --> 00:47:13,980 -It's your turn. -A big boy? 888 00:47:14,063 --> 00:47:16,649 -Did you really just say that to me? -Yeah. Yeah, you know, look... 889 00:47:16,733 --> 00:47:19,402 I can't support your mother for the rest of my life. 890 00:47:19,485 --> 00:47:21,154 -You're not gonna have to. -Oh, yeah? Why not? 891 00:47:21,237 --> 00:47:23,531 -Because I'm gonna step up. -You're gonna step up? How? 892 00:47:23,615 --> 00:47:25,783 In a way you can't imagine. She's gonna be living on Fifth Avenue 893 00:47:25,867 --> 00:47:27,577 in an apartment and building with a elevator, 894 00:47:27,660 --> 00:47:30,371 and a man who works in the elevator that takes her every time she needs to use it. 895 00:47:30,455 --> 00:47:32,332 Sure, sure, sure. All right, look. 896 00:47:32,415 --> 00:47:34,417 I'm gonna give you two options, okay? 897 00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:36,461 I think you'll like the first one. 898 00:47:36,544 --> 00:47:38,129 You come back to the shop. 899 00:47:38,213 --> 00:47:40,673 This time, no more bullshit. 900 00:47:40,757 --> 00:47:43,509 None of this ping-pong mishegoss, okay? 901 00:47:43,593 --> 00:47:45,470 I'm gonna give you much more responsibility, 902 00:47:45,553 --> 00:47:48,973 because truth be told, you're an amazing salesman. 903 00:47:49,057 --> 00:47:50,767 I could sell shoes to an amputee. 904 00:47:50,850 --> 00:47:52,685 So what? What's the other option? 905 00:47:52,769 --> 00:47:54,145 I press charges. 906 00:47:54,229 --> 00:47:56,272 -Lloyd is a witness... -You're not doing that. 907 00:47:56,356 --> 00:47:57,357 ...and you go to jail! 908 00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,692 Really? You'd do that to your own kin? Are you out of your mind? 909 00:47:59,776 --> 00:48:02,737 -We'll see... You took it upon yourself. -Hey, Sal! Sal! 910 00:48:02,820 --> 00:48:04,697 -What? -How much is he paying you right now? 911 00:48:04,781 --> 00:48:06,199 What are you talking about, paying me? 912 00:48:06,282 --> 00:48:07,825 How much is my uncle paying for you to scare me? 913 00:48:07,909 --> 00:48:10,245 'Cause whatever it is, I'll double it for you to suck my dick. 914 00:48:10,328 --> 00:48:11,955 -What? -Suck my dick. 915 00:48:12,038 --> 00:48:13,373 -You have terrible breath. -Watch your mouth, you-- 916 00:48:13,456 --> 00:48:15,458 -Ow! Fuck! -Let's go. We're going now. 917 00:48:15,542 --> 00:48:17,418 -He just hit me! -Stop. Please stop. 918 00:48:17,502 --> 00:48:18,545 -Murray, he hit me. -Stop. 919 00:48:18,628 --> 00:48:20,296 We worked everything out. 920 00:48:20,380 --> 00:48:22,549 You were in the other room. You didn't hear. We already worked it out. 921 00:48:22,632 --> 00:48:24,133 -He's paying back everything. -Animal. 922 00:48:24,217 --> 00:48:26,302 He gave me the money, and everything's okay. 923 00:48:26,386 --> 00:48:28,179 -Where did you get that? -I got it from your luggage. 924 00:48:28,263 --> 00:48:31,349 Are you out of your mind? That's my money for Japan! 925 00:48:31,432 --> 00:48:34,018 -Are you out of your fucking mind? -Let's go. Let's go. 926 00:48:34,102 --> 00:48:36,354 Just take him downtown, damn it! Take him downtown! 927 00:48:36,437 --> 00:48:38,815 -Okay. All right! Okay! I'll stop! -You're done. You're done. 928 00:48:38,898 --> 00:48:40,316 -Please. Stop. Stop. -Let's go. 929 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,652 -All right. Let him go. Let him go. -Let him go? 930 00:48:42,735 --> 00:48:44,571 -Let him go. Let him go. -Sit up. 931 00:48:46,281 --> 00:48:48,032 Listen, apologize. 932 00:48:48,116 --> 00:48:50,159 Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 933 00:48:50,243 --> 00:48:51,494 Take his cuffs off. 934 00:48:52,287 --> 00:48:54,664 -This is what's gonna happen, okay? -Okay. 935 00:48:55,498 --> 00:48:58,960 We're gonna meet your mom at the Garden Café. 936 00:48:59,669 --> 00:49:01,796 We're gonna have a really nice dinner. 937 00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,090 And let's just put all this shit behind us, okay? 938 00:49:04,173 --> 00:49:05,174 [Marty] Okay. All right. 939 00:49:05,258 --> 00:49:07,760 -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -[Sal] You're sorry? 940 00:49:07,844 --> 00:49:09,804 We'll take care of everything. Just get dressed. 941 00:49:09,888 --> 00:49:11,973 -Come on. I love you. -All right. I love you too. 942 00:49:14,225 --> 00:49:16,144 Your nephew's a piece of shit, you know that? 943 00:49:16,227 --> 00:49:18,104 Oh, Jesus. I'm so sorry. 944 00:49:18,980 --> 00:49:20,356 Here's another ten. 945 00:49:20,899 --> 00:49:21,900 Yeah, all right. 946 00:49:22,775 --> 00:49:24,444 Garden Café, huh? What do you get? 947 00:49:24,527 --> 00:49:26,112 The pastrami, what else? 948 00:49:26,196 --> 00:49:27,655 -Ah, pastrami. -What do you get? 949 00:49:27,739 --> 00:49:28,740 Roast beef. 950 00:49:28,823 --> 00:49:30,074 -Roast beef? -Yeah. 951 00:49:30,158 --> 00:49:31,201 Goyishe cop! 952 00:49:31,284 --> 00:49:33,578 [car horns honking] 953 00:49:39,167 --> 00:49:40,168 Hey. 954 00:49:42,253 --> 00:49:43,546 Open up. Come on. 955 00:49:44,631 --> 00:49:46,049 -Break it down. -Break it in? 956 00:49:48,968 --> 00:49:49,969 Fuck! 957 00:49:50,511 --> 00:49:52,347 Hey! Where you going? 958 00:49:52,430 --> 00:49:53,431 Shit. 959 00:49:54,307 --> 00:49:55,850 -What happened? -He went out the window. 960 00:49:55,934 --> 00:49:57,727 -What? Wait! -Frankie! 961 00:49:58,353 --> 00:50:00,146 -What? -He's coming down the escape right now. 962 00:50:01,231 --> 00:50:03,274 There he goes! Down the escape! 963 00:50:03,358 --> 00:50:05,610 -Oh, shit. -Go, go, go! 964 00:50:16,996 --> 00:50:18,831 [horn blares] 965 00:50:26,881 --> 00:50:29,425 -I'm just gonna use the phone in the back. -You hold it. 966 00:50:30,927 --> 00:50:33,304 [rabbit chittering] 967 00:50:33,388 --> 00:50:35,056 See how much he likes you? 968 00:50:39,644 --> 00:50:42,021 -[on phone] Hello? -Hey, Wally. How you doing? It's Marty. 969 00:50:42,105 --> 00:50:44,023 -Are you working tonight? -Of course I'm working. 970 00:50:44,107 --> 00:50:46,150 Okay, great. Bring your cab and as much cash as you can. 971 00:50:46,234 --> 00:50:48,611 I want you to meet me at The Halsey on 28th Street, okay? 972 00:50:48,695 --> 00:50:50,947 What? You wanna go hustling again? 973 00:50:51,030 --> 00:50:52,115 Yeah, exactly. 974 00:50:52,198 --> 00:50:53,950 No, no, no. I got my ass kicked last time. 975 00:50:54,033 --> 00:50:55,368 We went all the way to Staten Island, 976 00:50:55,451 --> 00:50:57,912 and within ten minutes, they recognized you. 977 00:50:57,996 --> 00:51:00,832 It's fine. We're gonna go to that place that Quinn was talking about in Jersey. 978 00:51:00,915 --> 00:51:01,958 That's a bad idea. 979 00:51:02,041 --> 00:51:04,335 -That's your new pet. -No, Mom, I want the armadillo. 980 00:51:04,419 --> 00:51:05,420 No, I already-- 981 00:51:05,503 --> 00:51:07,630 You know what? I'm just gonna get you the armadillo. 982 00:51:08,381 --> 00:51:11,259 I'm gonna give him to you, and then you can make a decision. Okay? 983 00:51:11,342 --> 00:51:12,552 They're not reptiles. They're mammals. 984 00:51:12,635 --> 00:51:15,054 Okay, great. You're a beautiful man. I'll see you in an hour and a half. 985 00:51:15,138 --> 00:51:16,514 -Where? -At the Halsey. Okay. I love you. 986 00:51:16,598 --> 00:51:17,765 Thank you. Bye. 987 00:51:18,349 --> 00:51:19,350 Good. Here you are. 988 00:51:19,434 --> 00:51:21,644 Is there a way I can go out the back or something, please? 989 00:51:21,728 --> 00:51:24,522 What? Why are you looking at me like that? 990 00:51:24,606 --> 00:51:26,065 Aren't you gonna say something to me? 991 00:51:27,609 --> 00:51:28,985 What, congratulations? 992 00:51:29,569 --> 00:51:31,446 -Congratulations? -Yes. 993 00:51:31,529 --> 00:51:33,072 -Are you kidding me? -What do you want me to say? 994 00:51:33,156 --> 00:51:35,074 I've been trying to get in contact with you for eight months. 995 00:51:35,158 --> 00:51:36,868 I see what you're trying to do. It's not gonna work. 996 00:51:36,951 --> 00:51:38,119 -Excuse me? -That's not mine. 997 00:51:38,203 --> 00:51:40,538 -It is absolutely yours. -No, it's not. I pull out. 998 00:51:40,622 --> 00:51:41,956 Does Ira pull out? 999 00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,958 -What do you want me to say to that? -It's a simple question. 1000 00:51:44,042 --> 00:51:45,501 Does he pull out when he has sex with you? 1001 00:51:45,585 --> 00:51:46,878 -Answer it. -You want me to answer that? 1002 00:51:46,961 --> 00:51:48,546 Yes! Answer it. Does he pull out when he... 1003 00:51:48,630 --> 00:51:49,964 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1004 00:51:50,048 --> 00:51:52,634 -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -[Rachel crying] 1005 00:51:52,717 --> 00:51:54,594 I'm a mess right now. I'm really a mess, Rachel. 1006 00:51:54,677 --> 00:51:56,179 I lost in London, by the way-- 1007 00:51:56,262 --> 00:51:57,263 Hey! 1008 00:51:59,390 --> 00:52:00,391 God. 1009 00:52:03,603 --> 00:52:04,771 What's this? 1010 00:52:06,981 --> 00:52:08,483 His father died. 1011 00:52:11,528 --> 00:52:13,404 -Bullshit! -This is my friend since I was eight. 1012 00:52:13,488 --> 00:52:14,531 Am I talking to you? 1013 00:52:14,614 --> 00:52:16,366 Ira, I've known her since I was eight years old. 1014 00:52:16,449 --> 00:52:18,326 My father just died. She was consoling me. 1015 00:52:18,868 --> 00:52:20,370 Honey, it's okay. 1016 00:52:20,453 --> 00:52:23,081 -Shut up! Don't touch me! -That's how you talk to your wife? 1017 00:52:23,164 --> 00:52:24,916 Yeah, that's how I talk to her. 1018 00:52:24,999 --> 00:52:26,000 Okay. 1019 00:52:26,084 --> 00:52:27,669 No, no, no! Come on. Keep going. 1020 00:52:27,752 --> 00:52:29,045 -Keep going. -Marty, just stop. 1021 00:52:29,128 --> 00:52:31,923 I'll rip that unibrow right off his fucking forehead! 1022 00:52:32,006 --> 00:52:34,551 You wanna get physical? Like an ape? 1023 00:52:39,681 --> 00:52:40,807 Ira. 1024 00:52:40,890 --> 00:52:43,351 Ira! Come back inside. What are you doing? 1025 00:52:43,434 --> 00:52:45,603 Somebody get the fucking cops over here, huh? 1026 00:52:45,687 --> 00:52:47,605 -What did you do? -Fuck! I gotta get out of here. 1027 00:52:47,689 --> 00:52:48,857 Why are you running from the cops? 1028 00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:50,275 Come on, he's right here! 1029 00:52:50,358 --> 00:52:51,776 There's no way out the back? 1030 00:52:51,860 --> 00:52:54,320 -What? What-- -Please! Come on. Rachel! Focus. 1031 00:52:54,404 --> 00:52:55,780 It leads out the back. Go. 1032 00:52:55,864 --> 00:52:57,323 Okay. Okay. Thank you, thank you. 1033 00:52:57,407 --> 00:52:59,367 I'll tell you later. I'll tell you later. 1034 00:53:29,355 --> 00:53:33,359 Guys, you see a white kid with glasses come through here? 1035 00:53:34,152 --> 00:53:35,695 Nobody saw him? 1036 00:53:36,237 --> 00:53:37,614 No English, huh? 1037 00:53:37,697 --> 00:53:39,991 Please insert a nickel if you'd like to continue the conversation. 1038 00:53:40,074 --> 00:53:42,160 A nickel? They're gonna cut us off. 1039 00:53:42,243 --> 00:53:43,578 -Do you have a nickel? -No. 1040 00:53:43,661 --> 00:53:46,206 Mom, I'm not lying. I promise you this will be the last time. 1041 00:53:46,289 --> 00:53:48,958 Are my eyes broke, or is that motherfucking Mouse? 1042 00:53:49,042 --> 00:53:50,126 -Thank you. -What's up, baby? 1043 00:53:50,210 --> 00:53:52,253 Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. Thank you. 1044 00:53:52,337 --> 00:53:53,546 You smell like a fish, Marty. 1045 00:53:53,630 --> 00:53:55,757 That's why we gotta get a hotel room. I need to get a shower. 1046 00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:57,550 How you doing? Hey, can we get a hotel room, please? 1047 00:53:57,634 --> 00:53:59,177 -Four dollars. -You said it was three dollars. 1048 00:53:59,260 --> 00:54:02,180 -That was for the last room. It's four. -Why is it four dollars now? 1049 00:54:02,263 --> 00:54:03,848 Let me get four bucks. I'll pay you back, I promise. 1050 00:54:03,932 --> 00:54:05,767 I'm telling you right now, we only got ten to play with. 1051 00:54:05,850 --> 00:54:06,851 You brought ten dollars? 1052 00:54:06,935 --> 00:54:09,145 -You gave me a hour notice. -How are we supposed to make money? 1053 00:54:09,229 --> 00:54:10,438 I got kids! I'm a fucking taxi driver. 1054 00:54:10,522 --> 00:54:12,273 Do you have a cheaper room? It doesn't have to be nice. 1055 00:54:12,357 --> 00:54:14,734 There's a room on the fifth floor, but you can't use the shower. 1056 00:54:14,817 --> 00:54:16,319 -Okay, how much is that? -Two fifty. 1057 00:54:16,402 --> 00:54:18,112 Let me get three dollars. Thank you. 1058 00:54:18,196 --> 00:54:19,906 You better pay me back. You lucky I love you. 1059 00:54:19,989 --> 00:54:21,991 -Jimmy. Jimmy. -It's coming out your winnings. 1060 00:54:22,075 --> 00:54:23,076 Give me the keys. 1061 00:54:23,159 --> 00:54:24,410 [Jimmy] What's that smell? 1062 00:54:24,494 --> 00:54:26,412 [Wally] Oh, my God! Fuck. [groans] 1063 00:54:26,496 --> 00:54:28,248 -Wow! What is that? -Oh, my God! 1064 00:54:28,331 --> 00:54:29,791 He had a little accident. 1065 00:54:29,874 --> 00:54:31,626 God! He had an enormous accident. 1066 00:54:31,709 --> 00:54:33,253 -That's horrible. -[dog groans] 1067 00:54:33,336 --> 00:54:34,671 -Smells like shit! -Fuck! 1068 00:54:34,754 --> 00:54:36,130 Jimmy, you smell like shit. 1069 00:54:36,214 --> 00:54:38,424 -Is that your breath or the dog? -Can I get my key, please? 1070 00:54:38,508 --> 00:54:41,010 [Jimmy] Do not go in the elevator with that dog. Take the stairs. 1071 00:54:41,094 --> 00:54:43,555 -Are you kidding me? -[Jimmy] Wash that dog. 1072 00:54:43,638 --> 00:54:44,847 Goodbye, Jimmy. 1073 00:54:45,723 --> 00:54:48,601 -[Wally] How big is she, Marty? -Very big. Big. 1074 00:54:48,685 --> 00:54:49,727 Is she popping out tomorrow? 1075 00:54:49,811 --> 00:54:52,063 I don't know when she's popping out. Look, all I know is it's not mine. 1076 00:54:52,146 --> 00:54:53,648 She has an agenda. You don't know her like I do. 1077 00:54:53,731 --> 00:54:55,650 She's stuck in a miserable marriage. She has a horrible life. 1078 00:54:55,733 --> 00:54:56,734 She's trying to pin it down on me. 1079 00:54:56,818 --> 00:54:58,528 Since we were eight years old, she's trying to get me stuck. 1080 00:54:58,611 --> 00:55:00,113 -Your bummy ass? -Yes. 1081 00:55:00,196 --> 00:55:01,239 Yeah, she is crazy. 1082 00:55:01,322 --> 00:55:04,701 It's a biological impossibility that that kid is mine, okay? 1083 00:55:04,784 --> 00:55:06,744 -So, you using raincoats? -No, I don't need to. 1084 00:55:06,828 --> 00:55:08,538 So you must be shooting blanks. 1085 00:55:08,621 --> 00:55:12,250 Do you know what continence is, Wally? No? 1086 00:55:12,333 --> 00:55:14,627 Every time I take a piss, I pull back, 1087 00:55:14,711 --> 00:55:16,880 I hold my urine in, and I count to ten Mississippi. 1088 00:55:16,963 --> 00:55:18,131 That's how you build up the muscle. 1089 00:55:18,214 --> 00:55:19,549 That's how you get a fuckin' bladder infection. 1090 00:55:19,632 --> 00:55:21,634 What are you doing? That's my mail. 1091 00:55:21,718 --> 00:55:22,969 Are you out of your mind? 1092 00:55:23,761 --> 00:55:25,221 You need to grab them goddamn diapers. 1093 00:55:25,305 --> 00:55:26,306 [Marty] No. 1094 00:55:26,389 --> 00:55:27,640 And get a fucking grip. 1095 00:55:27,724 --> 00:55:29,267 -[Marty] I'm not a father. -[door slams] 1096 00:55:35,106 --> 00:55:36,566 [siren wails nearby] 1097 00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:48,536 -Yo, Marty. -What? 1098 00:55:49,412 --> 00:55:50,413 What's the Ritz? 1099 00:55:50,496 --> 00:55:51,497 Why? 1100 00:55:51,581 --> 00:55:53,958 You got a $1,500 fine 1101 00:55:54,042 --> 00:55:56,085 from the International Table Tennis... 1102 00:55:56,169 --> 00:55:57,712 -What? -...Association and... 1103 00:55:57,795 --> 00:55:59,797 -And they... -[Marty] Bring it in here! 1104 00:55:59,881 --> 00:56:01,174 -And they banned your scrawny ass. -Give me that. 1105 00:56:01,257 --> 00:56:02,675 -[creaking] -[Marty yells] 1106 00:56:04,385 --> 00:56:05,678 -[dog howling] -[Wally] What the fuck? 1107 00:56:07,138 --> 00:56:09,432 -Are you okay? -[man] Who the fuck are you? 1108 00:56:09,515 --> 00:56:13,394 God! Help me! Get this fucking thing off of me! 1109 00:56:13,478 --> 00:56:15,980 -[howling] -My dog! 1110 00:56:16,064 --> 00:56:18,358 -[Wally] Holy shit! -[Marty] Shit! What happened? 1111 00:56:18,441 --> 00:56:21,152 Come on! Get outta that fuckin' tub and help me! 1112 00:56:21,236 --> 00:56:23,988 My dog's drowning, man. Come on! Help me! 1113 00:56:24,072 --> 00:56:26,533 -Okay, I'm flipping it. Take your arm out. -[man shouting] 1114 00:56:26,616 --> 00:56:28,034 -One. Two. -Lift it off! 1115 00:56:28,117 --> 00:56:29,827 -Three. -[both straining] 1116 00:56:30,620 --> 00:56:31,621 [man screams] 1117 00:56:32,789 --> 00:56:35,250 Take your arm out! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1118 00:56:35,833 --> 00:56:36,876 [Marty] Fuck! Fuck! 1119 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:38,378 Oh, fuck, your arm. 1120 00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:41,005 -Lean back. Lean back. Don't look at it. -[groaning] 1121 00:56:41,089 --> 00:56:42,715 -I need to make a tourniquet. -Oh, fuck! 1122 00:56:42,799 --> 00:56:44,300 -Come here. Give me your arm. -What are you doing? 1123 00:56:44,384 --> 00:56:45,635 -What are you doing? -Give me your arm. 1124 00:56:45,718 --> 00:56:47,095 -[Marty] Fuck. -Where's my dog? 1125 00:56:47,178 --> 00:56:48,513 Don't worry about the dog! Give me your arm. 1126 00:56:48,596 --> 00:56:49,764 -Moses. -Do nothing. Do nothing. 1127 00:56:49,847 --> 00:56:51,224 I got you. Don't worry. 1128 00:56:51,307 --> 00:56:53,142 Wally, call an ambulance! 1129 00:56:56,312 --> 00:56:57,480 -Are you good? -No, I'm not good. 1130 00:56:57,564 --> 00:56:58,565 Where are my glasses? 1131 00:56:58,648 --> 00:57:00,441 I mean, are you hurt? You just fell through the floor. 1132 00:57:00,525 --> 00:57:02,610 Fucking horseshit. I'm getting our money back. 1133 00:57:02,694 --> 00:57:04,404 -[people shouting] -Getting our money back? 1134 00:57:04,487 --> 00:57:07,240 Marty, we gotta get the fuck out of here. It's $2.50. What are you talking about? 1135 00:57:07,323 --> 00:57:09,242 I'm asking for way more than $2.50. You see what just happened? 1136 00:57:09,325 --> 00:57:10,535 [elevator dings] 1137 00:57:11,536 --> 00:57:12,704 Wait here. Wait. 1138 00:57:13,580 --> 00:57:15,373 -For how long? -Ten seconds. 1139 00:57:15,456 --> 00:57:17,000 [Halsey guest] My shoes, my clothes. 1140 00:57:17,542 --> 00:57:20,420 Everything's soaking wet. It's a mess in there. 1141 00:57:20,503 --> 00:57:21,629 [man shouting in pain] 1142 00:57:21,713 --> 00:57:24,215 -[Jimmy] Why don't you put a sock in it? -[Halsey worker] You wanna switch? 1143 00:57:24,299 --> 00:57:27,176 You! I... I told you not to use the fucking shower. 1144 00:57:27,260 --> 00:57:29,762 No, you didn't. You're the one that rented me the room, okay? 1145 00:57:29,846 --> 00:57:31,097 I could have broken my neck falling out of that ceiling. 1146 00:57:31,180 --> 00:57:32,724 That can fucking still happen too. 1147 00:57:32,807 --> 00:57:34,267 -Are you threatening me right now? -Yeah, I am. 1148 00:57:34,350 --> 00:57:35,435 -You want to threaten me? -Yeah. 1149 00:57:35,518 --> 00:57:37,270 -[worker] Basement is locked! -Who's got the fucking key? 1150 00:57:37,353 --> 00:57:40,106 Listen, man! Listen! I want my money for my room... 1151 00:57:40,190 --> 00:57:41,649 -[paramedic] Ambulance. -...and I want a reimbursement 1152 00:57:41,733 --> 00:57:43,026 -for my shit that got ruined. -Are you serious? 1153 00:57:43,109 --> 00:57:44,235 You're not gonna get your shit back. 1154 00:57:44,319 --> 00:57:45,820 -$7.50! -You'll get nothing. 1155 00:57:46,362 --> 00:57:47,530 -[man] Come on. Help me! -Paramedics. 1156 00:57:47,614 --> 00:57:48,990 -Good, you're here. -Where's the patient at? 1157 00:57:49,073 --> 00:57:51,826 He's in here. It's his arm. He's lost a lot of blood. 1158 00:57:51,910 --> 00:57:53,286 [paramedic] What happened? 1159 00:57:53,369 --> 00:57:56,164 -[Jimmy] Bathtub fell on him. -[paramedic] Bathtub fell on him? 1160 00:57:56,247 --> 00:57:57,624 I can't feel my arm. 1161 00:57:57,707 --> 00:57:59,751 Yo, Jimmy. Come on, you gotta help me with this dog. 1162 00:57:59,834 --> 00:58:01,961 -I don't got nobody free. -We gotta get him to the vet. 1163 00:58:02,045 --> 00:58:04,380 -I got nobody free right now. -He's my family, man. 1164 00:58:04,464 --> 00:58:07,467 Listen, now. Just give me the $2.50, and I'll get outta here. Forget the $7.50. 1165 00:58:07,550 --> 00:58:08,801 -Just give me $2.50. -I can't help you. 1166 00:58:08,885 --> 00:58:09,969 See the owner tomorrow. 1167 00:58:10,053 --> 00:58:11,054 -Kid. -It's your shitty ceiling 1168 00:58:11,137 --> 00:58:13,014 -in this crummy hotel. -Kid. Oh! 1169 00:58:13,097 --> 00:58:14,098 -I ain't giving you nothing. -What? 1170 00:58:14,182 --> 00:58:16,601 Kid. Come on. Just bring the dog to the vet. 1171 00:58:16,684 --> 00:58:18,394 I can't. I got work. I got a job. 1172 00:58:18,478 --> 00:58:19,520 -I can't get fired. -You got a job? 1173 00:58:19,604 --> 00:58:21,689 -I'll give you double what you're getting. -No, I can't. I can't. 1174 00:58:21,773 --> 00:58:23,900 -[dog barking] -[man] I'll give you triple. Come on. 1175 00:58:23,983 --> 00:58:25,360 -[paramedic] Take it easy. Calm down. -Okay. 1176 00:58:25,443 --> 00:58:28,530 Okay, look in that bag. See the bag on the chair? 1177 00:58:28,613 --> 00:58:31,491 Yeah, go in that bag, okay? Open it up. 1178 00:58:31,574 --> 00:58:33,076 [paramedic] I'm gonna apply a tourniquet to you. 1179 00:58:33,159 --> 00:58:34,911 I'm gonna remove the other tourniquet right now. 1180 00:58:34,994 --> 00:58:37,038 [man] Take 50 for yourself. Yeah. 1181 00:58:37,121 --> 00:58:38,248 Bring 50 for the vet, okay? 1182 00:58:38,331 --> 00:58:39,499 [paramedic] We got blood squirting out. 1183 00:58:39,582 --> 00:58:41,042 [man] He's on 13th and 1st. 1184 00:58:41,125 --> 00:58:43,711 And tell him I'll be there as soon as I can get there, okay? 1185 00:58:43,795 --> 00:58:45,755 [Jimmy] You're gonna give this motherfucker money? 1186 00:58:45,838 --> 00:58:47,590 He's the one who fuckin' dropped the tub on ya. 1187 00:58:47,674 --> 00:58:49,300 I told him not to get in the fuckin' bath. 1188 00:58:49,384 --> 00:58:50,843 Fucking mensch, kid. 1189 00:58:50,927 --> 00:58:52,512 [paramedic] Stretcher ready? We'll take him to Bellevue. 1190 00:58:52,595 --> 00:58:54,597 -[barking] -[man] Fucking mensch. 1191 00:58:54,681 --> 00:58:55,932 [Wally] We can still turn around 1192 00:58:56,015 --> 00:58:57,767 -and take him to the vet. -[Marty] No. No. 1193 00:58:57,850 --> 00:58:59,852 -Fifty dollars is more than enough. -You know what's better than 50? 100. 1194 00:58:59,936 --> 00:59:01,312 We can clean house with a hundred. 1195 00:59:01,396 --> 00:59:02,939 Don't be greedy, you fucking Jew. 1196 00:59:03,022 --> 00:59:05,859 No, no. It's a $1,500 fine. You're the one that showed it to me. 1197 00:59:05,942 --> 00:59:08,027 By the way, we gotta do this every night for two weeks, 1198 00:59:08,111 --> 00:59:09,612 -or else I can't go to Japan. -"We"? Oh, no, no, no. 1199 00:59:09,696 --> 00:59:11,906 I'm not taking two weeks off work 'cause you fucked up. 1200 00:59:11,990 --> 00:59:12,991 -[dog whining] -Hey. Take this, boy. 1201 00:59:13,074 --> 00:59:15,618 Take this. There you go. Good boy. 1202 00:59:15,702 --> 00:59:18,288 Loosen up the collar on this motherfucker, man. 1203 00:59:18,371 --> 00:59:20,123 -All right. -He sound like a radiator. 1204 00:59:20,206 --> 00:59:21,207 [Marty] We're gonna go play, 1205 00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:22,709 we'll drop him off at the vet on the way back. 1206 00:59:22,792 --> 00:59:25,879 -What's a couple of hours to this guy? -Marty, I got rides set up, man. 1207 00:59:25,962 --> 00:59:27,714 [Marty] Huh. Moses. 1208 00:59:27,797 --> 00:59:29,674 [muffled music] 1209 00:59:31,175 --> 00:59:32,427 [Marty sighs] 1210 00:59:34,846 --> 00:59:37,473 ["How High The Moon" playing] 1211 00:59:37,557 --> 00:59:39,267 -[bowling balls clacking] -[people chatter] 1212 00:59:43,438 --> 00:59:44,689 [muffled announcement on PA] 1213 00:59:45,815 --> 00:59:47,567 [employee] Lane three. That's you. 1214 00:59:47,650 --> 00:59:51,070 [music, announcements continuing] 1215 00:59:54,782 --> 00:59:56,492 -Hi, how you doing? -Could I help? 1216 00:59:56,576 --> 00:59:57,827 Can I get a lane? 1217 00:59:59,537 --> 01:00:01,456 Probably gonna be a half hour, 40 minutes. 1218 01:00:01,539 --> 01:00:02,624 -That's okay. -You all right with that? 1219 01:00:02,707 --> 01:00:04,667 -You want shoes? -I'll just grab 'em later. 1220 01:00:04,751 --> 01:00:06,544 [people chatting] 1221 01:00:06,628 --> 01:00:08,296 [PA announcements continue] 1222 01:00:13,801 --> 01:00:15,303 [spectators gasp] 1223 01:00:15,386 --> 01:00:16,596 [winning player] Done. Over. 1224 01:00:17,388 --> 01:00:19,182 Fucking pathetic. Pay up. 1225 01:00:19,265 --> 01:00:20,391 Who wants next? 1226 01:00:20,475 --> 01:00:22,393 Can I play? Hey! Can I play? 1227 01:00:22,477 --> 01:00:24,187 -It's a dollar a game. -Okay. 1228 01:00:24,270 --> 01:00:25,897 -What's your name? -Seth. 1229 01:00:25,980 --> 01:00:27,607 Let's get a warm-up rally going. 1230 01:00:27,690 --> 01:00:29,442 Nah. Put up or shut up. I don't play for free. 1231 01:00:30,193 --> 01:00:31,528 All right. Never heard of that. 1232 01:00:31,611 --> 01:00:32,820 -I'm holding. -[player] He's holding. 1233 01:00:32,904 --> 01:00:33,988 [Marty] You're holding? Why is he holding? 1234 01:00:34,072 --> 01:00:36,032 -[player] Have you got yours? -Can I trust you? 1235 01:00:36,115 --> 01:00:37,492 Trust me, you can. 1236 01:00:38,785 --> 01:00:40,912 -[man] Where are we at? -All right, Seth vs. Roger. 1237 01:00:40,995 --> 01:00:41,996 Dollar game. 1238 01:00:42,664 --> 01:00:43,873 I serve. 1239 01:00:43,957 --> 01:00:45,458 What are you doing? I'm not even looking. 1240 01:00:45,542 --> 01:00:47,794 -One-zip. -I wasn't even looking. 1241 01:00:53,424 --> 01:00:54,842 -No, you can't do that. -What? 1242 01:00:54,926 --> 01:00:56,386 You gotta let the ball hit the other side. 1243 01:00:56,469 --> 01:00:57,679 You can't catch it with your paddle. My point. 1244 01:00:57,762 --> 01:00:59,138 -What are you talking about? -You can't do that. 1245 01:00:59,222 --> 01:01:00,682 You gotta let the ball fall off the table. 1246 01:01:00,765 --> 01:01:02,225 -That's ridiculous. -You're cheating. 1247 01:01:02,308 --> 01:01:04,018 -I'm cheating? -Yeah, that's called cheating. 1248 01:01:04,102 --> 01:01:06,312 -You're not following the rules. -[Roger] Fine. Take the point. 1249 01:01:06,396 --> 01:01:07,856 -Thank you. Give me the ball. -One-one. 1250 01:01:07,939 --> 01:01:08,940 [Wally] Fuck! 1251 01:01:10,233 --> 01:01:12,569 -[Wally's opponent] That was close. -[Wally] That was good. That was good. 1252 01:01:12,652 --> 01:01:14,279 Oh. No, no, no, no, no. 1253 01:01:14,362 --> 01:01:15,446 No, no. Take it. 1254 01:01:15,530 --> 01:01:17,657 I should have spotted you, like, five points, man. 1255 01:01:17,740 --> 01:01:20,076 You've had a rough enough day already. Keep it. 1256 01:01:20,159 --> 01:01:21,411 Thank you, brother. Thank you. 1257 01:01:21,494 --> 01:01:22,787 It's all good. 1258 01:01:22,871 --> 01:01:24,038 Good game. 1259 01:01:24,122 --> 01:01:26,082 All right, Adam. Adam, let's go. 1260 01:01:28,376 --> 01:01:30,628 -What do you want to put on? -[Adam] I can go 50 cents. 1261 01:01:30,712 --> 01:01:31,754 [Adam's opponent] You got a ball? 1262 01:01:31,838 --> 01:01:33,089 What happened to your nose? 1263 01:01:33,172 --> 01:01:34,465 [Adam] I got one, I got one. 1264 01:01:34,549 --> 01:01:36,342 Fare ran out on me. 1265 01:01:36,426 --> 01:01:38,553 Fare from what? What happened? 1266 01:01:38,636 --> 01:01:41,222 I'm a taxi driver. From Manhattan. 1267 01:01:41,931 --> 01:01:43,141 -Manhattan? -Yeah. 1268 01:01:43,224 --> 01:01:44,684 That's an expensive trip, man. 1269 01:01:44,767 --> 01:01:46,561 Oh, yeah. $20, $25. 1270 01:01:46,644 --> 01:01:48,605 Well, the high rollers tip five, 1271 01:01:48,688 --> 01:01:50,940 -so that's five in tips. And... -[man whistles] 1272 01:01:51,024 --> 01:01:54,027 I fucking get to the spot, the guy chokes me out, 1273 01:01:54,110 --> 01:01:55,778 -punching me in the back of the head. -No. 1274 01:01:55,862 --> 01:01:58,281 Takes my money and run the fuck off. 1275 01:01:58,364 --> 01:02:00,742 Caught up to the motherfucker, and, boy... 1276 01:02:00,825 --> 01:02:04,370 [laughs] I beat the brights off that motherfucker, man. 1277 01:02:05,205 --> 01:02:06,664 And I took what he had. 1278 01:02:06,748 --> 01:02:07,916 You took what he had? 1279 01:02:07,999 --> 01:02:09,334 Hell, yeah! You fucking damn right. 1280 01:02:09,417 --> 01:02:10,793 -You added that to your roll? -Sure did. 1281 01:02:10,877 --> 01:02:12,086 To that fat roll I've seen you pulling out. 1282 01:02:12,170 --> 01:02:13,588 It's principle. It's fucking principle! 1283 01:02:13,671 --> 01:02:15,256 I understand that. I would keep it hidden. 1284 01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:18,218 I would keep that down, if I were you, in this place. 1285 01:02:18,301 --> 01:02:21,012 Not everybody's as nice as Christian is, I'm telling you. 1286 01:02:21,095 --> 01:02:22,388 [Marty] That's my point. 1287 01:02:22,472 --> 01:02:24,265 What about that asshole right there? 1288 01:02:24,349 --> 01:02:26,100 [man talking to Wally] I don't know who the fuck that guy is. 1289 01:02:26,184 --> 01:02:28,019 -You can't serve like that. -What do you mean? 1290 01:02:28,102 --> 01:02:29,229 I've been serving like that for years. 1291 01:02:29,312 --> 01:02:31,898 -Hey, Roger. Roger. Hello. -That's ridiculous. 1292 01:02:31,981 --> 01:02:33,566 -Give me one more minute. -Our lane is open. 1293 01:02:33,650 --> 01:02:35,777 -The lane can wait. It's fine. -No, we gotta go now. 1294 01:02:35,860 --> 01:02:37,612 -They're gonna give it away. -I'm playing now. 1295 01:02:37,695 --> 01:02:40,823 I have been waiting all night to bowl. Let's go. Come on. 1296 01:02:40,907 --> 01:02:41,950 -Roger. -My point. 1297 01:02:42,033 --> 01:02:43,326 [Roger] Look what you made me do. 1298 01:02:43,409 --> 01:02:44,410 I gotta go. 1299 01:02:44,494 --> 01:02:46,704 -What do you mean you gotta go? -Give me my dollar back. 1300 01:02:46,788 --> 01:02:47,914 We're in the middle of a game. 1301 01:02:47,997 --> 01:02:49,749 You forfeit the game, then. Give me my dollar. 1302 01:02:49,832 --> 01:02:51,668 -Give me my dollar back! -Relax. Back up, back up. 1303 01:02:51,751 --> 01:02:52,961 -He's gonna leave the game? -You didn't finish the game. 1304 01:02:53,044 --> 01:02:54,504 All right, then you play. Then you play. 1305 01:02:54,587 --> 01:02:56,089 I'm broke, man. I gave him my last ten. 1306 01:02:56,172 --> 01:02:57,173 I'll play you. 1307 01:02:57,257 --> 01:02:58,258 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1308 01:02:58,841 --> 01:03:01,636 Oh, wow. I didn't know you guys played table tennis. 1309 01:03:01,719 --> 01:03:03,471 Put up a dollar. Do you have a dollar? 1310 01:03:03,555 --> 01:03:06,057 -[Wally] Fuck you. Put up five. -You don't have five dollars. 1311 01:03:07,642 --> 01:03:09,352 Oh, wow. You must have robbed someone. 1312 01:03:09,435 --> 01:03:10,603 Put your money where your mouth is. 1313 01:03:10,687 --> 01:03:12,146 Why don't I put my penis where your mouth is? 1314 01:03:13,106 --> 01:03:15,859 Red shirt, Wally and whatever the fuck his name is. 1315 01:03:15,942 --> 01:03:18,152 ["Don't Let the Stars Get in Your Eyes" playing] 1316 01:03:21,155 --> 01:03:23,157 [people cheering] 1317 01:03:25,535 --> 01:03:27,370 Mark it blank, baby. I'll be right back. 1318 01:03:27,453 --> 01:03:28,955 [woman with Roger] Where are you going? 1319 01:03:30,164 --> 01:03:31,708 I will mark it blank! 1320 01:03:37,005 --> 01:03:38,089 What's going on here? 1321 01:03:38,172 --> 01:03:39,883 The colored boy is about to lose all his money. 1322 01:03:39,966 --> 01:03:41,593 Yeah, to this asshole right here. 1323 01:03:42,886 --> 01:03:44,095 -[Wally] Fuck! -[Marty] Match point. 1324 01:03:44,178 --> 01:03:46,139 -Match point. Here we go. -[spectator] Wally! Come on! 1325 01:03:46,222 --> 01:03:48,433 [spectator 2] Don't get upset though, Wally. Let's go. 1326 01:03:55,190 --> 01:03:56,232 -Yeah! -[cheering] 1327 01:03:56,316 --> 01:03:57,817 It grazed the edge. You fucking saw that. 1328 01:03:57,901 --> 01:03:59,110 [Marty] It didn't graze the edge. 1329 01:03:59,194 --> 01:04:00,695 -It changed. You saw that. -It didn't graze the edge. 1330 01:04:00,778 --> 01:04:01,779 -No, give me my money. -What the fuck? 1331 01:04:01,863 --> 01:04:03,740 -Give me my money. -This is b-- 1332 01:04:03,823 --> 01:04:05,366 Give me the money. Give me the money. 1333 01:04:06,326 --> 01:04:07,327 -Pay me. -Come on. 1334 01:04:07,410 --> 01:04:08,453 Let me hold five for gas money. 1335 01:04:08,536 --> 01:04:09,621 No. You shouldn't bet with money you don't have. 1336 01:04:09,704 --> 01:04:11,706 -How the fuck am I gonna get home? -Walk. 1337 01:04:12,457 --> 01:04:13,791 Just let him keep five. 1338 01:04:13,875 --> 01:04:14,959 -No. -You've been a dick all night. 1339 01:04:15,043 --> 01:04:16,085 -Give me my money. -Just stop being greedy. 1340 01:04:16,169 --> 01:04:17,962 -Just give him five to get home! -This is bullshit! 1341 01:04:18,046 --> 01:04:19,964 -And you're fucking smiling. -Fuck you! 1342 01:04:20,048 --> 01:04:21,716 Give me the money. Give me the money. 1343 01:04:21,799 --> 01:04:22,842 Fuck you. 1344 01:04:22,926 --> 01:04:24,594 -Yo, give him his five. -[Marty] I don't want to. 1345 01:04:24,677 --> 01:04:26,137 [Wally] How the fuck am I gonna get home? 1346 01:04:26,221 --> 01:04:27,513 [Marty] That's what happens when you talk shit. 1347 01:04:27,597 --> 01:04:29,265 -It stinks, doesn't it? -[Wally] Fuck! 1348 01:04:29,349 --> 01:04:30,683 -Where's-- Where's Roger? -Shit. 1349 01:04:30,767 --> 01:04:32,518 -Yeah, I got it. -Yeah, Rog! 1350 01:04:32,602 --> 01:04:34,062 Play this numbnuts for his gas money. 1351 01:04:34,145 --> 01:04:36,022 You're gonna play Roger now, okay? 1352 01:04:36,105 --> 01:04:37,398 -[spectator] Let's go, Roger. -Let's go. 1353 01:04:37,482 --> 01:04:38,483 -Let's go right now. -You? 1354 01:04:38,566 --> 01:04:39,943 I won't play you. You're too good. 1355 01:04:40,026 --> 01:04:41,486 [Roger] I'll spot you four points. 1356 01:04:42,946 --> 01:04:44,030 Fine. Forty dollars. 1357 01:04:44,572 --> 01:04:46,533 Forty dollars? I don't have forty dollars. 1358 01:04:46,616 --> 01:04:47,659 [people shout out] 1359 01:04:48,284 --> 01:04:50,119 You want it? Take it or leave it. I gotta go. 1360 01:04:50,203 --> 01:04:52,288 -Forty dollars. -One, two, three... 1361 01:04:52,372 --> 01:04:54,415 Come on, who's got cash? Who's got cash? 1362 01:04:54,499 --> 01:04:56,292 -[man] I got you. -It's Team Wally. Come on. 1363 01:04:56,376 --> 01:04:58,670 Pitch in, pitch in. Let's get him home. Come on, come on. 1364 01:04:58,753 --> 01:05:00,129 [Wally] Thank you, everybody. Thank you. 1365 01:05:00,213 --> 01:05:02,382 We're gonna get you home. We're gonna get you home. 1366 01:05:02,465 --> 01:05:05,093 [blond man] Great. Great. Nothing? This whole row? 1367 01:05:05,176 --> 01:05:06,469 Yo, I'll put a side bet. 1368 01:05:06,553 --> 01:05:07,554 How much? 1369 01:05:07,637 --> 01:05:09,472 -Five dollars. -You don't got more than that? 1370 01:05:09,556 --> 01:05:11,558 [overlapping chatter] 1371 01:05:12,308 --> 01:05:14,269 [Marty] Ten. Ooh, you got a little bit of money. 1372 01:05:14,352 --> 01:05:16,521 Thank you. Thanks so much. 1373 01:05:16,604 --> 01:05:18,982 ["Don't Let the Stars Get in Your Eyes" continues] 1374 01:05:22,610 --> 01:05:24,195 -["The Fat Man" playing] -One seventy-four, 175, 176, 1375 01:05:24,279 --> 01:05:27,448 177, 178, 179, 180, 181... 1376 01:05:27,532 --> 01:05:30,577 ♪ 'Cause I went 200 miles ♪ 1377 01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:31,870 181, 182, 183... 1378 01:05:31,953 --> 01:05:33,746 -The Mouse is back, baby. -...184, 185... 1379 01:05:33,830 --> 01:05:35,206 -Yeah! -...186 1380 01:05:35,290 --> 01:05:37,417 -The Mouse is back, baby! -...187, 192... 1381 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:39,878 -Oh, this is my part. -...197, 202, 207... 1382 01:05:39,961 --> 01:05:41,504 -[Wally whoops] -What the fuck are you doing? 1383 01:05:41,588 --> 01:05:42,589 Are you out of your mind? 1384 01:05:42,672 --> 01:05:46,217 -♪ Wah wah wah, wah wah wah ♪ -[Wally whoops] 1385 01:05:46,301 --> 01:05:49,178 ♪ Wah wah wah, wah wah wah ♪ 1386 01:05:50,013 --> 01:05:51,347 ♪ Wah wah wah ♪ 1387 01:05:54,475 --> 01:05:57,520 ♪ Wah wah wah ♪ 1388 01:05:58,062 --> 01:06:01,357 -♪ Wah wah wah, wah wah wah ♪ -[Wally laughs] 1389 01:06:02,025 --> 01:06:04,194 ♪ Wah wah wah, wah wah wah ♪ 1390 01:06:05,195 --> 01:06:06,279 ♪ Wah, wah, wah ♪ 1391 01:06:06,362 --> 01:06:08,907 Fuck. It's closed. 1392 01:06:08,990 --> 01:06:12,660 -[Marty] Let's just go to the next town. -Next town? That shit is 20 minutes away. 1393 01:06:15,705 --> 01:06:18,249 You see what we do? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? 1394 01:06:18,333 --> 01:06:19,500 -[Wally] 400... -Come over here, baby. 1395 01:06:20,585 --> 01:06:22,378 ...401, 402, 403... 1396 01:06:22,462 --> 01:06:23,630 [Marty] His breathing's a lot better. 1397 01:06:23,713 --> 01:06:25,423 We might not have to give the vet any money. 1398 01:06:25,506 --> 01:06:27,133 -...407, 408. -[Marty fusses dog] 1399 01:06:27,217 --> 01:06:29,302 408. That's 204 each. That's 50-50. 1400 01:06:29,385 --> 01:06:31,763 Here, here. Okay. 1401 01:06:31,846 --> 01:06:33,723 Wally, I was thinking. If you give me the full amount now, 1402 01:06:33,806 --> 01:06:36,017 I can give you ten times that when I get back from Japan. 1403 01:06:36,100 --> 01:06:38,353 -Stop, stop. Stop, Mouse. -No, no, what do you mean? 1404 01:06:38,436 --> 01:06:40,939 You're not gonna fuck me like you do everybody else. 1405 01:06:41,022 --> 01:06:43,441 -You saw the fine. You saw it. -Mouse. 1406 01:06:43,525 --> 01:06:44,943 I'm gonna be coming home with ten times that. 1407 01:06:45,026 --> 01:06:47,362 -I'll buy you a medallion. -I don't want no fucking medallion, Mouse. 1408 01:06:47,445 --> 01:06:49,739 I'll buy you a new cab. Don't give me a hard time about this. 1409 01:06:49,822 --> 01:06:51,533 -[horn honking] -[man] There he is! 1410 01:06:51,616 --> 01:06:53,618 -[Marty] Oh, fuck. -[people shouting] 1411 01:06:54,327 --> 01:06:56,746 Oh, fuck. Marty. Marty, let's go. Get in the car. 1412 01:06:56,829 --> 01:06:58,831 -Okay, just let me do the talking. -Get in the car! 1413 01:06:58,915 --> 01:07:02,210 Look who it is! Let's get this motherfucker! 1414 01:07:03,044 --> 01:07:04,295 [Marty] Gentlemen. 1415 01:07:04,379 --> 01:07:06,381 What's going on? How are we doing? 1416 01:07:06,464 --> 01:07:08,174 -Give us our money! -What are you talking about? 1417 01:07:08,258 --> 01:07:09,842 -I'm giving this guy some gas. -Look who it is. 1418 01:07:09,926 --> 01:07:11,010 Don't pull that shit! 1419 01:07:11,094 --> 01:07:12,470 -You fucking hustled us! -I didn't hustle anyone. 1420 01:07:12,554 --> 01:07:14,764 I know who you are! You're fuckin' Marty Mauser! 1421 01:07:14,847 --> 01:07:16,266 -Relax! -I don't know who that is! 1422 01:07:16,349 --> 01:07:17,725 -Roger! Stop it! Stop! -[dog barking] 1423 01:07:17,809 --> 01:07:19,811 No, relax. Relax. Relax. Relax. 1424 01:07:19,894 --> 01:07:20,895 Out of the fucking car! 1425 01:07:20,979 --> 01:07:22,772 Get out of the fucking car, nigger! 1426 01:07:22,856 --> 01:07:23,940 -Why I gotta be-- -Get the fuck out! 1427 01:07:24,023 --> 01:07:26,109 -[dog barking] -[all shouting] 1428 01:07:28,987 --> 01:07:29,988 [dog snarling] 1429 01:07:30,071 --> 01:07:31,197 [shouting] 1430 01:07:32,574 --> 01:07:34,117 [all shouting] 1431 01:07:35,118 --> 01:07:36,244 Fuck! 1432 01:07:36,327 --> 01:07:38,955 -Marty, let's fucking go! -[Marty] Fuck yourself! 1433 01:07:39,038 --> 01:07:40,039 ["As Summer Turns to Fall" playing] 1434 01:07:40,123 --> 01:07:42,041 -Go, go, go, go, go. -[tires screech] 1435 01:07:42,792 --> 01:07:44,294 Wally, watch out! Watch out! The pole! 1436 01:07:45,378 --> 01:07:46,796 -[Wally] No! No! -[dog barks] 1437 01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:48,631 Wally, the dog. The dog, Wally. 1438 01:07:48,715 --> 01:07:50,675 -Fuck that dog! -I need the dog! 1439 01:07:50,758 --> 01:07:51,759 Fuck the dog, 1440 01:07:51,843 --> 01:07:54,554 -and fuck you, man! Fuck you, man! -Oh, no. No! 1441 01:07:55,138 --> 01:07:56,598 They'll take this out of my paycheck! 1442 01:07:56,681 --> 01:08:00,643 My car's fucked up, man! I'm gonna lose my fucking job! 1443 01:08:00,727 --> 01:08:03,438 This is all I got! I got people depending on me! 1444 01:08:03,521 --> 01:08:05,940 -I got real responsibilities! -I got responsibilities too. 1445 01:08:06,024 --> 01:08:07,442 -No, you don't! -What the fuck you think-- 1446 01:08:07,525 --> 01:08:09,611 [voices drowned out by song] 1447 01:08:11,154 --> 01:08:14,199 [The Jubilaires] ♪ ...may melt again ♪ 1448 01:08:14,282 --> 01:08:18,995 ♪ Like winter snow That melts ♪ 1449 01:08:19,078 --> 01:08:20,538 ♪ With ♪ 1450 01:08:20,621 --> 01:08:23,333 ♪ April rain ♪ 1451 01:08:23,416 --> 01:08:27,212 ♪ For darling, in my heart ♪ 1452 01:08:27,712 --> 01:08:31,840 ♪ You always will remain ♪ 1453 01:08:33,384 --> 01:08:39,057 ♪ As summer turns to fall ♪ 1454 01:08:39,139 --> 01:08:41,517 [siren wailing] 1455 01:08:41,601 --> 01:08:43,436 [Marty] Thank you so much. Thank you. 1456 01:08:43,518 --> 01:08:44,728 I'm gonna make it up to you. All right? 1457 01:08:44,812 --> 01:08:46,856 Don't be mad at me. Okay? 1458 01:08:46,940 --> 01:08:48,733 I'm gonna get you a new cab. All right? 1459 01:08:48,816 --> 01:08:50,527 Don't worry about it. Wally, I love you. 1460 01:08:50,610 --> 01:08:51,777 Close my door. 1461 01:08:51,861 --> 01:08:53,780 [siren] 1462 01:08:56,199 --> 01:08:58,159 ["The Order of Death" by PiL playing] 1463 01:09:18,012 --> 01:09:19,013 Hey, Marty. 1464 01:09:30,191 --> 01:09:31,192 [song fades] 1465 01:09:31,276 --> 01:09:33,902 -Hey, Ted. -Hey, Marty. How you doing, man? 1466 01:09:33,987 --> 01:09:35,196 -Is Lawrence here? -Sorry about your loss. 1467 01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:36,865 It's all right. Is Lawrence here tonight? 1468 01:09:36,947 --> 01:09:38,657 Uh, yeah. He's around here somewhere. 1469 01:09:38,741 --> 01:09:40,576 -Okay. All right. Thank you. -[Ted] Yeah, yeah. 1470 01:09:40,660 --> 01:09:41,786 -Good to see you, man. -Yep. 1471 01:09:41,870 --> 01:09:43,871 [song resumes] 1472 01:09:47,375 --> 01:09:48,459 -How you been? -Marty. 1473 01:09:48,543 --> 01:09:50,335 -Nice to see you. -Hello, Marty. 1474 01:09:50,420 --> 01:09:52,005 Hey, can I stay in your back room tonight, please? 1475 01:09:52,088 --> 01:09:55,174 Hey, hey. Got your girl in the back, okay? 1476 01:09:55,258 --> 01:09:56,926 She pregnant. She real upset. 1477 01:09:57,010 --> 01:09:58,928 Oh, God. Okay. All right. 1478 01:09:59,012 --> 01:10:00,430 Uh, let me go talk to her, 1479 01:10:00,513 --> 01:10:02,056 but then please don't leave without finding me. 1480 01:10:02,140 --> 01:10:03,850 -Yeah, I'll be here. Okay. -All right. Nice to see you. 1481 01:10:03,933 --> 01:10:05,268 -All right, good to see you. -Okay. 1482 01:10:05,351 --> 01:10:07,812 ["The Order of Death" continues] 1483 01:10:19,657 --> 01:10:20,658 [song ends] 1484 01:10:20,742 --> 01:10:22,076 Hey. What are you doing here? 1485 01:10:23,036 --> 01:10:24,621 I don't mean to bother you. I know you're really busy. 1486 01:10:24,704 --> 01:10:27,248 -What the hell happened to your face? -I didn't really have anywhere else to go. 1487 01:10:27,332 --> 01:10:28,416 -Let me see. -He just started... 1488 01:10:28,499 --> 01:10:29,918 he just started yelling at me. 1489 01:10:30,001 --> 01:10:32,170 And he was really mad and he was ripping my clothes. 1490 01:10:32,253 --> 01:10:34,756 -He did this to you? -He was really scaring me. 1491 01:10:34,839 --> 01:10:36,591 I just didn't know where else to go. 1492 01:10:37,967 --> 01:10:39,219 Are you mad at me? 1493 01:11:31,563 --> 01:11:34,107 [woman shouting in nearby apartment] 1494 01:11:40,321 --> 01:11:41,531 [Ira] Rachel? 1495 01:11:41,614 --> 01:11:44,033 No, it's not Rachel. It's Marty. Open the door. 1496 01:11:44,117 --> 01:11:45,577 [Ira] Yeah. Hang on. 1497 01:11:49,581 --> 01:11:50,582 What are you doing here? 1498 01:11:50,665 --> 01:11:52,750 [Ira groans] 1499 01:11:52,834 --> 01:11:54,252 Shame on you. 1500 01:11:57,338 --> 01:11:58,715 [groaning] 1501 01:12:00,049 --> 01:12:01,050 [wheezing] 1502 01:12:01,593 --> 01:12:02,844 [doorbell rings] 1503 01:12:03,928 --> 01:12:06,639 Hey, Dion. How you doing, man? I really appreciate this. 1504 01:12:06,723 --> 01:12:08,141 This is my sister Rachel, by the way. 1505 01:12:08,224 --> 01:12:10,310 Rachel, this is my buddy, my business partner, Dion. 1506 01:12:10,393 --> 01:12:11,561 -Hey. -Hey. 1507 01:12:11,644 --> 01:12:12,896 Her place flooded. 1508 01:12:12,979 --> 01:12:15,106 She needs a place to crash for the night. That's okay, right? 1509 01:12:15,190 --> 01:12:16,191 I don't know, man, it's... 1510 01:12:16,274 --> 01:12:19,194 I know, but I can't have her exposed to mold and spores and shit. 1511 01:12:19,277 --> 01:12:22,405 D, come on, she's eight months pregnant, all right? 1512 01:12:22,488 --> 01:12:23,656 Come on... 1513 01:12:23,740 --> 01:12:25,074 That's my nephew. 1514 01:12:25,158 --> 01:12:26,659 I'm not supposed to have people over. 1515 01:12:27,785 --> 01:12:31,080 She's got a bad situation at home. I can't have her going back there. Please. 1516 01:12:31,164 --> 01:12:32,665 All right. Come on. You can spend the night. 1517 01:12:32,749 --> 01:12:35,126 You just gotta be out of here by tomorrow before my parents get back. 1518 01:12:35,210 --> 01:12:36,211 Okay. No problem. 1519 01:12:36,294 --> 01:12:37,962 We should take advantage of the time we have together. 1520 01:12:38,046 --> 01:12:39,464 You know, really firm up our business plan. 1521 01:12:39,547 --> 01:12:41,799 That way, when your dad gets back, he sees how organized we are. 1522 01:12:41,883 --> 01:12:43,134 Yeah, he's pretty upset. 1523 01:12:43,218 --> 01:12:44,886 You left us with all of this inventory for eight months. 1524 01:12:44,969 --> 01:12:46,930 That's fine. In a few weeks I'll take the championship. 1525 01:12:47,013 --> 01:12:48,014 We'll be right back on track. 1526 01:12:48,097 --> 01:12:49,766 -Balls are right in here. -Really? Where? 1527 01:12:49,849 --> 01:12:51,017 The top box. 1528 01:12:51,517 --> 01:12:52,518 Thanks. 1529 01:12:58,650 --> 01:13:00,944 -Whoa. You did the orange? -Yep. 1530 01:13:01,027 --> 01:13:02,028 How'd you do the orange? 1531 01:13:02,111 --> 01:13:03,613 I contacted someone at Halex. 1532 01:13:03,696 --> 01:13:05,156 They colored the celluloid for me. 1533 01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:06,950 -How? -Money, baby. 1534 01:13:07,742 --> 01:13:09,327 Me and my pop, we believe in you. 1535 01:13:09,410 --> 01:13:11,162 We're invested. That's why he's been so mad. 1536 01:13:12,997 --> 01:13:14,582 -Check it out, Rachel. -[Rachel grunts] 1537 01:13:14,666 --> 01:13:15,917 Here, check out the packaging. 1538 01:13:18,753 --> 01:13:21,381 "Marty Supreme. The official Marty Mauser championship table tennis ball. 1539 01:13:21,464 --> 01:13:22,632 Professionally made. Orange..." 1540 01:13:22,715 --> 01:13:24,509 Orange spheres? You came up with that? 1541 01:13:24,592 --> 01:13:25,635 Yeah. Pretty good, right? 1542 01:13:25,718 --> 01:13:28,513 Pretty good? Dion, this is... I'm stunned. 1543 01:13:28,972 --> 01:13:30,014 I'm stunned. 1544 01:13:30,098 --> 01:13:31,975 -Hand-drawn too. -You drew this? 1545 01:13:32,058 --> 01:13:33,393 -Yeah. -It's inspired. 1546 01:13:33,476 --> 01:13:34,477 I appreciate it. 1547 01:13:34,561 --> 01:13:36,396 I don't think you know what you're capable of. 1548 01:13:36,479 --> 01:13:37,772 -Check it out. -Thanks a lot. 1549 01:13:37,856 --> 01:13:39,023 Wow. 1550 01:13:39,107 --> 01:13:40,984 -It's really nice. -[Marty chuckles] 1551 01:13:42,694 --> 01:13:44,529 -This is your room? -No, it's my brother's. 1552 01:13:44,612 --> 01:13:46,072 You have a brother? You never told me you had a brother. 1553 01:13:46,155 --> 01:13:47,740 It's a younger brother. He moved out. 1554 01:13:47,824 --> 01:13:48,825 So his room is free? 1555 01:13:49,242 --> 01:13:50,618 -Uh, yeah. -Let me get my sister situated. 1556 01:13:50,702 --> 01:13:52,078 -I'll come find you in five minutes. -Okay. 1557 01:13:52,161 --> 01:13:53,162 Five minutes. 1558 01:13:54,414 --> 01:13:55,832 I'm really impressed, D. 1559 01:13:55,915 --> 01:13:57,333 -Thank you. -Seriously. 1560 01:13:58,251 --> 01:13:59,460 Special guy. 1561 01:13:59,544 --> 01:14:01,546 Let me get the bed comfortable for you, all right? 1562 01:14:03,006 --> 01:14:04,215 So are you gonna go out there now? 1563 01:14:04,299 --> 01:14:06,301 Yeah, I gotta figure my plan out for tomorrow. 1564 01:14:06,384 --> 01:14:07,552 Why? Plan for what? 1565 01:14:07,635 --> 01:14:09,971 Well, I need to get my head together. 1566 01:14:10,638 --> 01:14:12,056 How so? 1567 01:14:12,140 --> 01:14:15,393 This rich guy hit me up for a job. I think I'm gonna get in touch with him. 1568 01:14:15,894 --> 01:14:17,979 -Really? -Yeah. 1569 01:14:18,062 --> 01:14:20,607 -A job for what? What job? -It doesn't matter. Just to get to Japan. 1570 01:14:21,149 --> 01:14:22,692 -For the championship? -Yeah. 1571 01:14:23,193 --> 01:14:24,194 Wow. 1572 01:14:24,944 --> 01:14:28,031 Everything in my life is falling apart, but I'm gonna figure it out. 1573 01:14:28,114 --> 01:14:29,824 Do you need any help? I could help you. 1574 01:14:29,908 --> 01:14:31,743 -No, it's all right. It's all right. -Can I do anything? 1575 01:14:31,826 --> 01:14:33,036 Are you hungry? 1576 01:14:33,119 --> 01:14:34,746 -No. -You sure? 1577 01:14:34,829 --> 01:14:37,081 Uh, I'll just be in the other room, all right? 1578 01:14:40,418 --> 01:14:42,795 -Dion, I've never seen anything like this. -I told you, man. 1579 01:14:42,879 --> 01:14:44,255 Man, we have to have a big catch-up 1580 01:14:44,339 --> 01:14:47,258 'cause this is the greatest thing that's happened to me in the last eight months. 1581 01:14:47,342 --> 01:14:48,843 Who would've thought? Halex? 1582 01:14:48,927 --> 01:14:51,930 [Marty, Dion chattering, indistinct] 1583 01:14:54,682 --> 01:14:56,893 [phone line ringing] 1584 01:15:01,481 --> 01:15:03,233 [receptionist] Good morning. Rockwell Ink. 1585 01:15:03,316 --> 01:15:05,693 Yes, hi, can I speak to Milton Rockwell, please? 1586 01:15:05,777 --> 01:15:07,779 He's not in at the moment. Can I take a message? 1587 01:15:07,862 --> 01:15:09,072 Okay, when are you expecting him? 1588 01:15:09,155 --> 01:15:11,032 Well, he's working off-site today. 1589 01:15:11,115 --> 01:15:12,867 -Again, can I take a message? -It's hot. 1590 01:15:12,951 --> 01:15:14,202 Thank you so much. 1591 01:15:14,285 --> 01:15:16,120 Can you make some for my sister for when she wakes up? 1592 01:15:16,204 --> 01:15:17,705 -She'll be really hungry. -Hello? 1593 01:15:17,789 --> 01:15:19,123 You said off-site where? 1594 01:15:19,207 --> 01:15:20,959 I'm sorry, I can't give you that information. 1595 01:15:21,042 --> 01:15:22,877 -Would you like to leave a message or not? -Yes. 1596 01:15:22,961 --> 01:15:25,380 Can you apologize to him on my behalf? 1597 01:15:25,463 --> 01:15:27,382 I was the young gentleman that was supposed to have breakfast 1598 01:15:27,465 --> 01:15:28,466 with him this morning. 1599 01:15:28,550 --> 01:15:30,843 -[receptionist] I'm not familiar. -[Marty] From his son's battalion. 1600 01:15:30,927 --> 01:15:33,721 [receptionist] I'm sorry, I-- I don't know anything about that. 1601 01:15:33,805 --> 01:15:36,641 [Marty] I have some personal belongings of his son's I was supposed to give to him. 1602 01:15:36,724 --> 01:15:39,727 Letters and mementos and such, but I messed up and I overslept. 1603 01:15:39,811 --> 01:15:42,689 I'm leaving town today, but I could mail it to him if that's easier. 1604 01:15:42,772 --> 01:15:44,774 -No, no, no. -No? Okay. 1605 01:15:44,858 --> 01:15:49,028 How about this, why don't you try giving a call over to the Morosco Theatre. 1606 01:15:49,529 --> 01:15:50,822 The Morosco Theatre. 1607 01:15:50,905 --> 01:15:53,408 [actor 1] So, I'm like what? What am I doing? 1608 01:15:53,491 --> 01:15:54,826 [actor 2] Coming up here to wreck my night. 1609 01:15:54,909 --> 01:15:56,703 [actor 1] Honest, Mama, I didn't even know you were coming here. 1610 01:15:56,786 --> 01:15:57,954 [actor 2] I'm through with you playing games. 1611 01:15:58,037 --> 01:15:59,205 [actor 1] I was just coming for a good time. 1612 01:15:59,289 --> 01:16:01,666 I heard this was where all the call girls gather. 1613 01:16:03,793 --> 01:16:07,505 [actor 2] I'm trying to rebuild my life here. Don't you understand that? 1614 01:16:07,589 --> 01:16:09,757 [actor 1] More like selling out to the highest bidder. 1615 01:16:09,841 --> 01:16:12,302 [actor 2] You've got no right to judge me, Jed. 1616 01:16:12,385 --> 01:16:14,512 I fought tooth and nail for every shred of happiness 1617 01:16:14,596 --> 01:16:17,098 -I've ever found while you... -Right, and what did you give to me? 1618 01:16:17,181 --> 01:16:19,017 You never believed in me. Not once! 1619 01:16:20,226 --> 01:16:23,479 [actor 2] You wanna wallow in self-pity? Well, here's an oven, Jed! 1620 01:16:23,563 --> 01:16:24,564 Alma! 1621 01:16:24,647 --> 01:16:25,648 [actor 2] I'm all right, Henry. 1622 01:16:25,732 --> 01:16:27,984 -Just give us a minute, please. -[actor 1] My mama is a dirty bird. 1623 01:16:28,067 --> 01:16:29,944 [actor 3] Be careful now, Jedidiah. 1624 01:16:30,028 --> 01:16:34,407 And that fancy dress you put her in is the only thing keeping in the stench! 1625 01:16:34,490 --> 01:16:36,534 -[grunts] -[gasps] 1626 01:16:36,618 --> 01:16:38,786 Don't you lay a hand on my child. 1627 01:16:38,870 --> 01:16:40,580 I-I'm sorry, uh... 1628 01:16:43,458 --> 01:16:45,210 -[shouts] -[screaming] 1629 01:16:45,293 --> 01:16:47,670 Mama, what did I do? 1630 01:16:47,754 --> 01:16:49,756 -[actor 2] Go! Run! -[running footsteps] 1631 01:16:51,799 --> 01:16:53,718 [door rattles] 1632 01:16:56,137 --> 01:16:58,723 -The door is locked. -[actor 2] Oh, my God. 1633 01:16:58,806 --> 01:17:00,099 You've gotta be kidding me! 1634 01:17:00,183 --> 01:17:02,393 For Christ's sake, did somebody put a latch on the door? 1635 01:17:02,477 --> 01:17:04,896 -Oh, God. -I thought we had a good rhythm going. 1636 01:17:04,979 --> 01:17:08,191 A good rhythm going? On what planet is that a good rhythm 1637 01:17:08,274 --> 01:17:09,609 -if you're alone in a room? -I was in it. 1638 01:17:09,692 --> 01:17:12,278 It's like I wasn't even there. In it? In what? 1639 01:17:12,362 --> 01:17:16,199 -Glenn, I couldn't get a word out. -I understand. We're gonna fix it. 1640 01:17:16,282 --> 01:17:18,701 -That's what a rehearsal process is for. -[actor 2] Fuck's sake. 1641 01:17:18,785 --> 01:17:20,787 [Glenn] Let's lose this, by the way. Everybody take five. 1642 01:17:20,870 --> 01:17:22,205 Do me a favor, everybody... 1643 01:17:22,288 --> 01:17:24,499 -[sighs] -Somebody needs to tell him something. 1644 01:17:24,582 --> 01:17:26,376 -It's impossible. -Impossible. 1645 01:17:26,459 --> 01:17:27,835 [lighter clicks] 1646 01:17:27,919 --> 01:17:29,629 -Do you want some water? -Yes. 1647 01:17:29,712 --> 01:17:31,881 -Let me bring you some. -God. 1648 01:17:35,802 --> 01:17:37,220 Hey, Kay. 1649 01:17:37,303 --> 01:17:38,972 Hey, it's Marty. 1650 01:17:41,182 --> 01:17:42,976 From London. 1651 01:17:44,477 --> 01:17:45,478 What are you doing here? 1652 01:17:45,562 --> 01:17:47,230 Well, I got a friend in the stagehands union. 1653 01:17:47,313 --> 01:17:48,481 I was dropping something off for him. 1654 01:17:48,565 --> 01:17:50,650 -You watched that? -Yeah, I hope that's okay. 1655 01:17:50,733 --> 01:17:51,776 Oh, God. 1656 01:17:51,860 --> 01:17:54,112 Hey, I can't believe you're acting again. 1657 01:17:54,195 --> 01:17:56,281 That wasn't acting. He won't let me act. 1658 01:17:56,364 --> 01:17:58,950 Yeah, no, that looked frustrating. What's the deal with that guy? 1659 01:17:59,033 --> 01:18:00,285 Don't get me started. 1660 01:18:00,368 --> 01:18:02,078 Yeah, you were running circles around him. 1661 01:18:02,871 --> 01:18:03,997 Of course I am. 1662 01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:05,623 Yeah. It was unbelievable. 1663 01:18:05,707 --> 01:18:07,292 He stays up for three days in a row 1664 01:18:07,375 --> 01:18:09,627 because his character is supposed to be tired. 1665 01:18:09,711 --> 01:18:11,129 -It's obnoxious. -Oh, God. 1666 01:18:12,797 --> 01:18:15,884 If he's so committed, why'd he stop the scene? 1667 01:18:17,093 --> 01:18:18,887 Why didn't he punch his hand through the screen, 1668 01:18:18,970 --> 01:18:20,096 unlock it from the other side? 1669 01:18:21,639 --> 01:18:23,349 -Right? That's what I would've done. -Glenn! 1670 01:18:23,433 --> 01:18:24,934 -Yeah. -Glenn! 1671 01:18:25,602 --> 01:18:27,604 -Yes. Thank you. Yes. -I need to talk to you. 1672 01:18:30,148 --> 01:18:32,358 -Yes, what? -What? What? What? 1673 01:18:32,442 --> 01:18:35,737 This kid understands the character better than he does. 1674 01:18:35,820 --> 01:18:37,030 Excuse me? 1675 01:18:37,113 --> 01:18:38,615 -Tell him what you just told me. -No, I don't want to. 1676 01:18:38,698 --> 01:18:39,699 No, tell him. 1677 01:18:39,782 --> 01:18:42,160 I was just saying you didn't really seem like you were in the scene is all. 1678 01:18:42,243 --> 01:18:46,581 -[Glenn] Uh, who is this? -He's nobody. That's the point. 1679 01:18:46,664 --> 01:18:51,502 Also, you know, in my experience, only children hold a knife like this. 1680 01:18:51,586 --> 01:18:53,129 If it's a serious fight, you hold your knife like this, 1681 01:18:53,213 --> 01:18:55,089 -with the blade square to your wrist. -This is not a street fight. 1682 01:18:55,173 --> 01:18:56,674 Okay, well, if you're not going for realistic, 1683 01:18:56,758 --> 01:18:58,051 you might as well add a little flair. 1684 01:19:00,220 --> 01:19:01,512 [onlookers exclaiming] 1685 01:19:01,596 --> 01:19:02,680 Like that. 1686 01:19:02,764 --> 01:19:04,015 -Cut it out. -Right, Kay? 1687 01:19:04,098 --> 01:19:07,018 [Glenn] Okay. Yeah, okay. Thanks for the tutorial. Thank you very much. 1688 01:19:07,101 --> 01:19:10,772 Thank you very much indeed. That's all we need today. Thank you. 1689 01:19:10,855 --> 01:19:12,524 -Best of luck, Kay. Best of luck. -Get him out! 1690 01:19:12,607 --> 01:19:15,568 We no longer require your presence. Thank you very much. 1691 01:19:15,652 --> 01:19:17,946 Well, with all due respect... 1692 01:19:18,029 --> 01:19:20,031 [Rockwell] And yet every set cost more than $5,000. 1693 01:19:20,114 --> 01:19:23,284 I can't just snap my fingers and get your money and your wife into alignment. 1694 01:19:23,368 --> 01:19:24,911 I pay you to say no. 1695 01:19:24,994 --> 01:19:26,621 [producer] She seems to think that this is carte blanche. 1696 01:19:26,704 --> 01:19:28,706 I can't just perform the impossible here. 1697 01:19:28,790 --> 01:19:32,085 [Rockwell] If you can't control her, I will find someone else who can. 1698 01:19:32,168 --> 01:19:33,378 Asshole. 1699 01:19:38,091 --> 01:19:41,010 Mr. Rockwell. Mr. Rockwell. 1700 01:19:41,094 --> 01:19:43,638 -What? -Hey. Marty Mauser. Nice to see you. 1701 01:19:43,721 --> 01:19:46,516 Did you call my office and say you're friends with my son? 1702 01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:48,893 -Yes. But... -Goddamn it! 1703 01:19:48,977 --> 01:19:50,979 I had no other way to get in touch with you. Please. 1704 01:19:51,062 --> 01:19:52,605 I wanna revisit our conversation about Japan. 1705 01:19:52,689 --> 01:19:54,858 I reconsidered it and I wanna do it. I think it's a great idea. 1706 01:19:54,941 --> 01:19:56,776 The event's next week. I've made alternate plans. 1707 01:19:56,860 --> 01:19:58,486 What other plans? Okay, it was your idea. 1708 01:19:58,570 --> 01:20:01,531 It's a fantastic idea. Let's just have a conversation about this for two seconds. 1709 01:20:01,614 --> 01:20:04,117 What are you doing? Hey. Hey. Mr. Rockwell. 1710 01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:06,035 Please, let's both be pragmatists about this. 1711 01:20:06,119 --> 01:20:08,204 Put your personal feelings about me aside for a second. 1712 01:20:08,288 --> 01:20:11,291 You and I both know how much value I would add with Endo. 1713 01:20:11,374 --> 01:20:13,167 -[engine starts] -In an exhibition on his home turf? 1714 01:20:13,251 --> 01:20:15,086 Imagine it. I'd be like a stick of dynamite. 1715 01:20:15,169 --> 01:20:16,671 Whatever you have planned, the alternative, 1716 01:20:16,754 --> 01:20:18,047 it's gonna pale in comparison. 1717 01:20:18,131 --> 01:20:19,257 Please give me two minutes. 1718 01:20:19,340 --> 01:20:22,427 We have enough common ground to figure this out. Please! 1719 01:20:22,510 --> 01:20:24,888 -All right, get in the car. -Really? Thank you. 1720 01:20:24,971 --> 01:20:26,180 Tommy, let's go. 1721 01:20:26,973 --> 01:20:29,183 Hey. Hey! Hey! 1722 01:20:29,267 --> 01:20:30,268 Hey! 1723 01:20:30,351 --> 01:20:32,645 You son of a bitch. I gave you the idea! 1724 01:20:37,066 --> 01:20:38,318 [exhales] 1725 01:20:43,198 --> 01:20:45,825 I'm sorry. Miss Stone wanted to let you know 1726 01:20:45,909 --> 01:20:47,660 that she'd love to have lunch with you. 1727 01:20:47,744 --> 01:20:49,329 -Miss Stone? -Yes. 1728 01:20:50,121 --> 01:20:52,916 [Marty, Kay moaning] 1729 01:21:06,095 --> 01:21:07,513 [Kay] My God, I'm so late. 1730 01:21:07,597 --> 01:21:09,098 [Marty] Come on. What do you care? 1731 01:21:09,182 --> 01:21:11,643 You're the star. Gotta feel pretty good, right? 1732 01:21:11,726 --> 01:21:13,519 I mean, why'd you even stop in the first place? 1733 01:21:13,603 --> 01:21:16,189 I wanted security, and I got pregnant, 1734 01:21:17,106 --> 01:21:19,817 and he pressured me, and I settled. 1735 01:21:19,901 --> 01:21:22,237 Well, I mean, clearly, you're doing the right thing now 1736 01:21:22,320 --> 01:21:24,405 and it sounds like he's paying you back with interest. 1737 01:21:24,489 --> 01:21:26,574 -Who is? -Your husband. 1738 01:21:26,658 --> 01:21:28,159 I mean, he's funding your whole show, right? 1739 01:21:28,243 --> 01:21:29,244 Where'd you get that idea? 1740 01:21:29,327 --> 01:21:30,912 I overheard him complaining about it in the lobby. 1741 01:21:30,995 --> 01:21:32,830 -Complaining? -Yeah, about the costs. 1742 01:21:33,998 --> 01:21:35,458 He can go fuck himself. 1743 01:21:35,542 --> 01:21:37,085 Completely. You know what you should do, 1744 01:21:37,168 --> 01:21:39,003 you should leech him for every penny he's worth, 1745 01:21:39,087 --> 01:21:40,797 assume your place as the biggest star on the planet, 1746 01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:42,674 and then you rub it in his smug little face. 1747 01:21:42,757 --> 01:21:45,802 Thank you, but I'm really not looking for life advice from you. 1748 01:21:45,885 --> 01:21:48,888 No, I'm just saying you clearly never needed him in the first place. 1749 01:21:50,431 --> 01:21:52,517 Like with me, I'm never accepting anyone's help. 1750 01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:56,646 I gotta do it completely on my own. Purely on the basis of my own talent. 1751 01:21:56,729 --> 01:21:59,816 Otherwise it's, like, the success won't even count. 1752 01:21:59,899 --> 01:22:01,025 But that's just me. 1753 01:22:01,109 --> 01:22:03,319 Yes, well, that's very easy to say. 1754 01:22:03,403 --> 01:22:06,197 Well, it's easy to say but it's sure not easy to do. 1755 01:22:06,281 --> 01:22:08,491 I mean, you know that. That's why you cashed out. 1756 01:22:09,450 --> 01:22:10,952 [sighs] 1757 01:22:11,035 --> 01:22:12,370 Let me ask you something. 1758 01:22:13,037 --> 01:22:15,415 Do you make money at this little table tennis thing? 1759 01:22:15,498 --> 01:22:17,750 -Not yet. -Do you have a job? 1760 01:22:18,334 --> 01:22:20,420 No. I mean, table tennis is my job. 1761 01:22:20,503 --> 01:22:21,504 How do you live? 1762 01:22:21,588 --> 01:22:22,589 I live with the confidence 1763 01:22:22,672 --> 01:22:24,382 that if I believe in myself, the money will follow. 1764 01:22:24,465 --> 01:22:26,926 Ultimately, my struggle isn't even about money. 1765 01:22:27,010 --> 01:22:29,095 -How do you pay rent? -I don't. 1766 01:22:29,178 --> 01:22:31,264 -You're avoiding the question. -No, I'm not avoiding anything. 1767 01:22:31,347 --> 01:22:33,057 How do you plan on eating food today? 1768 01:22:33,141 --> 01:22:36,477 Honestly, I was gonna order room service the second you leave. 1769 01:22:36,561 --> 01:22:38,980 -Nice. -Yeah. Nice. 1770 01:22:39,063 --> 01:22:42,150 And what do you plan to do if this whole dream of yours doesn't work out? 1771 01:22:42,233 --> 01:22:44,319 That doesn't even enter my consciousness. 1772 01:22:44,402 --> 01:22:46,237 Okay. Well, maybe it should. 1773 01:22:47,197 --> 01:22:48,198 Wow. 1774 01:22:48,740 --> 01:22:51,451 You sound like my mom. No offense. 1775 01:22:51,534 --> 01:22:53,286 And you sound like a child. 1776 01:22:53,369 --> 01:22:55,538 Oh, yeah? Clearly I'm old enough. 1777 01:22:55,622 --> 01:22:56,915 And what is that supposed to mean? 1778 01:22:56,998 --> 01:22:58,583 That I'm old enough to fuck you in your hotel room 1779 01:22:58,666 --> 01:23:00,460 in the middle of your big comeback. 1780 01:23:00,543 --> 01:23:01,669 You're disgusting. 1781 01:23:04,047 --> 01:23:05,048 [Marty] Break a leg. 1782 01:23:12,805 --> 01:23:14,515 No, I know, but I was out of town 1783 01:23:14,599 --> 01:23:16,935 so I only just received it yesterday for the first time. 1784 01:23:17,477 --> 01:23:20,313 Well, look, not coming to Japan is not an option. 1785 01:23:20,939 --> 01:23:24,067 Okay, well, just let Mr. Sethi know that a cashier's check in the full amount 1786 01:23:24,150 --> 01:23:25,735 is already on the way to him. It's in the mail. 1787 01:23:26,611 --> 01:23:27,654 No, that's fine, but just... 1788 01:23:27,737 --> 01:23:29,656 I don't want any confusion about my attendance. 1789 01:23:29,739 --> 01:23:31,699 I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna be there when the tournament starts. 1790 01:23:31,783 --> 01:23:35,161 -I got it! -[hushed] Yes! Yes! Yes! 1791 01:23:36,120 --> 01:23:37,121 How much do you think? 1792 01:23:38,665 --> 01:23:40,208 -This is not real. -What do you mean it's not real? 1793 01:23:40,291 --> 01:23:42,418 -Total fake. -It came from the neck of a millionaire. 1794 01:23:42,502 --> 01:23:43,836 I saw it come off her neck. 1795 01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:47,882 I don't care where it came from. It's total garbage. 1796 01:23:47,966 --> 01:23:49,801 -Costume jewelry. -Costume jewelry? 1797 01:23:49,884 --> 01:23:51,261 Oh, fuck. 1798 01:23:51,344 --> 01:23:53,429 If you want, I can give you two bucks for it. 1799 01:23:54,055 --> 01:23:56,182 -Hello. -[Marty] Hey, Dion. It's me. 1800 01:23:56,266 --> 01:23:57,267 How are you doing? 1801 01:23:57,350 --> 01:24:00,228 Hey, where have you been? You promised me we'd have a list of distributors. 1802 01:24:00,311 --> 01:24:01,354 My dad lands tonight. 1803 01:24:01,437 --> 01:24:03,106 [Marty] I'll come back now and give you my undivided attention. 1804 01:24:03,189 --> 01:24:04,732 Let me just talk to my sister for a second. 1805 01:24:04,816 --> 01:24:07,110 [Dion] Rachel, Marty's on the phone. 1806 01:24:08,653 --> 01:24:10,321 -[Rachel] Hi. Where are you? -Hi, Rachel, listen. 1807 01:24:10,405 --> 01:24:12,657 There's a dog collar in my jacket, okay? 1808 01:24:12,740 --> 01:24:14,576 I know a guy who lost a dog out in New Jersey. 1809 01:24:14,659 --> 01:24:16,160 He'll pay a big reward. 1810 01:24:16,244 --> 01:24:18,913 Also, there's a set of car keys in a bowl by the front door. 1811 01:24:18,997 --> 01:24:20,081 -You see them? -Yeah. 1812 01:24:20,164 --> 01:24:22,876 [Marty] Grab the keys, and make sure Dion doesn't see you do it. 1813 01:24:22,959 --> 01:24:23,960 [Rachel] Hey, Dion. 1814 01:24:24,043 --> 01:24:25,962 Can you go to the store and grab me some ginger? 1815 01:24:26,045 --> 01:24:28,381 I'm having really bad morning sickness. 1816 01:24:29,465 --> 01:24:30,550 Hi. 1817 01:24:31,426 --> 01:24:32,886 Sorry, station's closed. 1818 01:24:32,969 --> 01:24:35,138 That's okay. We're not looking for service. 1819 01:24:35,221 --> 01:24:38,057 Did you see a dog come around here? 1820 01:24:38,141 --> 01:24:40,143 Nah, I ain't seen nothing. You seen a dog? 1821 01:24:40,226 --> 01:24:42,020 -He's this tall. -When did you lose it? 1822 01:24:42,103 --> 01:24:43,313 A few days ago. 1823 01:24:43,396 --> 01:24:46,858 There's a pound down in Cranberry. About five miles that way. 1824 01:24:46,941 --> 01:24:48,276 -Maybe try there. -I called there. 1825 01:24:48,902 --> 01:24:50,403 -Sorry, can't help you. -Okay. 1826 01:24:50,486 --> 01:24:52,488 -[announcer on radio, indistinct] -Thank you. 1827 01:25:03,416 --> 01:25:04,876 [Rachel] They didn't see anything. 1828 01:25:08,046 --> 01:25:09,297 Let's go try that place. 1829 01:25:21,351 --> 01:25:24,729 -[engine stops] -[announcer on radio, indistinct] 1830 01:25:41,538 --> 01:25:43,665 -[knocking] -[dog barking] 1831 01:25:46,876 --> 01:25:49,629 -Hello. -[barking continues] 1832 01:25:50,797 --> 01:25:52,298 -[announcer on radio continues] -Hello? 1833 01:25:56,928 --> 01:25:59,347 -Where are you going? -Just gonna check out back. 1834 01:26:01,224 --> 01:26:03,518 [barking continues] 1835 01:26:08,022 --> 01:26:10,900 -[barking continues] -Oh, shit. Moses. 1836 01:26:10,984 --> 01:26:13,319 [announcer on radio] We're grateful to the record manufacturers and artists 1837 01:26:13,403 --> 01:26:14,571 all over the country. 1838 01:26:21,744 --> 01:26:24,414 -Hey, buddy. Hey. Hey, Moses. -[barking continues] 1839 01:26:24,497 --> 01:26:26,958 It's Marty. Hey, buddy. [mutters] Oh, fuck. 1840 01:26:29,168 --> 01:26:30,253 Hey, buddy. 1841 01:26:30,879 --> 01:26:31,880 Moses. Moses! 1842 01:26:31,963 --> 01:26:34,257 Hey, buddy. Calm down. Let's get you home. 1843 01:26:34,340 --> 01:26:36,134 You wanna go home, right? Let's go home. 1844 01:26:36,217 --> 01:26:38,219 Okay. Hey. No, no, no, no, no. 1845 01:26:38,303 --> 01:26:41,097 [disc jockey] And that was Peppermint Harris 1846 01:26:41,180 --> 01:26:43,808 and that great record of his... 1847 01:26:43,892 --> 01:26:46,477 [car horn honking] 1848 01:26:46,561 --> 01:26:49,063 [disc jockey] But it's time to hang up the old blunderbuss for now. 1849 01:26:49,147 --> 01:26:51,149 -[truck door opens] -Remember, if you want any... 1850 01:26:55,153 --> 01:26:57,864 [disc jockey on radio continues, indistinct] 1851 01:26:57,947 --> 01:27:00,200 -Hi, how are you? -Can I help you? 1852 01:27:00,283 --> 01:27:02,869 We were just searching the area for a lost dog. 1853 01:27:02,952 --> 01:27:05,580 -"We"? -My husband and I. 1854 01:27:05,663 --> 01:27:08,499 We lost our dog a couple of days ago out near the gas station 1855 01:27:09,042 --> 01:27:11,461 and they told us to come and check over here... 1856 01:27:11,544 --> 01:27:13,087 -seeing that you're the closest house. -Who? 1857 01:27:13,171 --> 01:27:14,214 Who? Which gas station? 1858 01:27:14,297 --> 01:27:15,381 -I don't know. -Hey! 1859 01:27:15,465 --> 01:27:16,549 It was one of the guys that work there. 1860 01:27:16,633 --> 01:27:18,426 -Oh, man, I'm so excited you're back. -There he is! 1861 01:27:18,509 --> 01:27:20,220 -I think you might've found our dog. -You're trespassing. 1862 01:27:20,303 --> 01:27:23,056 No. I'm sorry, that's not our intention. We heard barking in the back. 1863 01:27:23,139 --> 01:27:24,724 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1864 01:27:24,807 --> 01:27:26,559 My dog. You found it. 1865 01:27:26,643 --> 01:27:28,144 I didn't find any dog. 1866 01:27:28,228 --> 01:27:30,313 -[barking continues] -Are you sure? 1867 01:27:30,396 --> 01:27:31,940 Yeah, I'm sure. Are you sure? 1868 01:27:32,023 --> 01:27:34,526 -Yeah... -[big band music playing on radio] 1869 01:27:35,527 --> 01:27:36,528 I looked through your window. 1870 01:27:36,611 --> 01:27:38,154 -I saw my dog. -You were looking through my window? 1871 01:27:38,238 --> 01:27:39,322 It was a good thing I did, right? 1872 01:27:39,405 --> 01:27:42,242 Get the hell off my property before I call the police. 1873 01:27:42,325 --> 01:27:43,660 I should call the police. 1874 01:27:43,743 --> 01:27:45,912 Okay. You wanna get a closer look at him? 1875 01:27:45,995 --> 01:27:47,288 -You wanna closer look? -Yes, please. 1876 01:27:47,372 --> 01:27:49,707 -Okay, good, good. -I'll give you a closer look. 1877 01:27:49,791 --> 01:27:52,210 [announcer on radio continues, indistinct] 1878 01:27:53,211 --> 01:27:55,964 [barking continues] 1879 01:27:58,091 --> 01:27:59,384 Hey! 1880 01:27:59,842 --> 01:28:00,843 Calm down. 1881 01:28:01,469 --> 01:28:02,470 I am calm. 1882 01:28:03,388 --> 01:28:05,390 -If I see your kike face... -Are you serious? 1883 01:28:05,473 --> 01:28:08,142 -...looking through my window again... -Marty, get in the car! 1884 01:28:08,226 --> 01:28:09,394 Are you out of your mind? 1885 01:28:09,477 --> 01:28:10,645 ...I'm gonna shoot it off. 1886 01:28:10,728 --> 01:28:13,231 There's no need for that. We're leaving. Marty, get in! 1887 01:28:13,314 --> 01:28:14,607 -[shotgun fires] -What are you doing? 1888 01:28:14,691 --> 01:28:16,943 -Get in the car, Marty! -No! I need the dog! 1889 01:28:17,026 --> 01:28:20,154 -Get in the car! -Next one's going to your face. 1890 01:28:20,238 --> 01:28:22,365 -[both grunting] -Marty, get-- 1891 01:28:22,448 --> 01:28:24,450 No, no, no, no! Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 1892 01:28:24,534 --> 01:28:26,786 -Rachel! Help me! -[engine starts, revs] 1893 01:28:32,083 --> 01:28:34,043 -Marty, get in the car! -[rock and roll playing on radio] 1894 01:28:34,127 --> 01:28:38,214 Come on, come on, come on. Hurry! Hurry! 1895 01:28:38,798 --> 01:28:40,091 Get in! Get in! Get in! 1896 01:28:40,174 --> 01:28:42,218 Go, go, go straight, Rachel. Go, go! 1897 01:28:43,136 --> 01:28:45,221 Straight! Go! Go in the corn! 1898 01:28:46,055 --> 01:28:48,516 -Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. -Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 1899 01:28:50,977 --> 01:28:52,186 Oh, no! 1900 01:28:53,187 --> 01:28:54,230 [laughs] 1901 01:29:02,989 --> 01:29:05,241 [line ringing] 1902 01:29:09,204 --> 01:29:10,622 -[person] Hello? -Hi. 1903 01:29:10,955 --> 01:29:11,956 Hi, did you... 1904 01:29:12,040 --> 01:29:14,834 Did you by any chance lose a dog named Moses? 1905 01:29:15,752 --> 01:29:17,128 Yeah, I did. Why? 1906 01:29:17,212 --> 01:29:19,672 Oh, you did? Amazing! 'Cause we just found him. 1907 01:29:19,756 --> 01:29:21,716 -For real? -I did, yeah. 1908 01:29:21,799 --> 01:29:24,052 -How is he? How's his breathing? -You know what? 1909 01:29:24,135 --> 01:29:27,013 When we got him, his breathing was a little shallow. 1910 01:29:27,096 --> 01:29:29,390 -The money. -Give me your address. 1911 01:29:29,474 --> 01:29:30,892 I'm gonna come right now. 1912 01:29:30,975 --> 01:29:32,936 Well, that's the thing. 1913 01:29:33,853 --> 01:29:35,897 The thing? What do you mean? 1914 01:29:35,980 --> 01:29:38,399 'Cause you know in situations like these it's... 1915 01:29:38,483 --> 01:29:41,611 it's kind of customary to give the person a reward, no? 1916 01:29:41,694 --> 01:29:44,030 Yeah, fine. How much you have in mind? 1917 01:29:45,281 --> 01:29:47,867 -It's too much money. It's too much. -No, say it. He's fucking loaded. 1918 01:29:47,951 --> 01:29:48,952 -Hello? -Tell him. 1919 01:29:49,619 --> 01:29:52,747 I was thinking maybe $2,000 seems fair for this kind of a thing. 1920 01:29:52,830 --> 01:29:54,249 That seems pretty fair to me. 1921 01:29:54,332 --> 01:29:56,084 -Two thousand. -You're joking, right? 1922 01:29:56,709 --> 01:29:59,254 -No, no. No. -That's fucking ridiculous. 1923 01:29:59,337 --> 01:30:00,338 Look, look... 1924 01:30:01,673 --> 01:30:03,800 I know it's really not your problem, 1925 01:30:04,634 --> 01:30:08,346 but I'm about to have a baby, and, look, I got no husband right now. 1926 01:30:08,429 --> 01:30:11,391 I got no job, and this money would really, really help me. 1927 01:30:11,474 --> 01:30:13,351 And, you know, let's be good people and... 1928 01:30:13,434 --> 01:30:16,688 You realize I got that dog for free at the pound, right? 1929 01:30:17,438 --> 01:30:20,108 Well, that's kind of the wrong way to look at it. [chuckles] 1930 01:30:20,191 --> 01:30:22,360 -Oh, really? -Yeah, really. 1931 01:30:22,443 --> 01:30:23,862 How am I supposed to look at it? 1932 01:30:23,945 --> 01:30:26,656 'Cause let's just say that I'm not calling about a dog. 1933 01:30:26,739 --> 01:30:28,324 Let's say that I'm calling about your mother, 1934 01:30:28,408 --> 01:30:31,327 and I'm a doctor, and I gotta perform emergency surgery on her 1935 01:30:31,411 --> 01:30:32,996 or she's gonna die. What are you gonna do? 1936 01:30:33,079 --> 01:30:35,540 Refuse the surgery because you got your mother for free? 1937 01:30:35,623 --> 01:30:37,375 No! That's crazy. You're gonna take the surgery 1938 01:30:37,458 --> 01:30:39,377 -because you love your mother. -That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. 1939 01:30:39,460 --> 01:30:42,255 Well, then I guess you don't know anything about love. 1940 01:30:42,338 --> 01:30:45,800 All right, forget it. Give me your address, okay? I'll come now. 1941 01:30:45,884 --> 01:30:48,052 -I'll bring you the cash. -I'm sorry, but no. 1942 01:30:48,136 --> 01:30:49,429 -No? -No. 1943 01:30:49,512 --> 01:30:52,765 It's really not your fault, and you sound like a very nice person. 1944 01:30:52,849 --> 01:30:55,310 It's just I've been ripped off one too many times in the past, 1945 01:30:55,393 --> 01:30:57,186 and I'm just not willing to let that happen to me again. 1946 01:30:57,270 --> 01:31:00,356 So, we're just gonna need to find a way to get me the money first. 1947 01:31:00,440 --> 01:31:01,858 -You know? Yeah. -Yeah? 1948 01:31:01,941 --> 01:31:03,693 Listen to me, you fucking dumb bitch. 1949 01:31:03,776 --> 01:31:05,820 -You're not getting one red cent... -What is wrong with you? 1950 01:31:05,904 --> 01:31:07,071 ...without me laying eyes on him. 1951 01:31:07,155 --> 01:31:09,657 -If you really don't give a shit about... -You understand, sister? 1952 01:31:09,741 --> 01:31:12,327 ...your dog that you got for free, how about I donate him to medical science? 1953 01:31:12,410 --> 01:31:15,163 -Would that be something you want? -I told you this wasn't gonna work. 1954 01:31:15,246 --> 01:31:16,915 I should have known better. What am I doing? 1955 01:31:16,998 --> 01:31:18,166 -It was a terrible idea. -Marty! 1956 01:31:18,249 --> 01:31:19,584 -It was moronic. -I'm sorry, I was-- 1957 01:31:19,667 --> 01:31:21,836 I'm sorry. I was trying to give it a shot. 1958 01:31:21,920 --> 01:31:24,297 -It's not your fault. It was stupid. -All right. Calm down. 1959 01:31:26,591 --> 01:31:28,468 What color is the dog? 1960 01:31:28,551 --> 01:31:30,803 Why? Who cares? It's brown. 1961 01:31:30,887 --> 01:31:33,723 Okay, because my boss knows all of the local breeders, 1962 01:31:33,806 --> 01:31:35,850 and maybe we can get one that looks the same, 1963 01:31:35,934 --> 01:31:37,518 and the owner won't be able to tell the difference. 1964 01:31:37,602 --> 01:31:39,437 You don't think he's gonna recognize his own dog that he loves? 1965 01:31:39,520 --> 01:31:41,689 -I'm saying maybe not at first. -I should be working on my game right now. 1966 01:31:41,773 --> 01:31:43,358 Instead, I'm in a used car lot 1967 01:31:43,441 --> 01:31:46,277 making a mockery of my life, doing prank calls. 1968 01:32:00,833 --> 01:32:02,710 -What are you guys doing? -[Marty] Hey. What are you still doing up? 1969 01:32:02,794 --> 01:32:04,712 Keep your voice down. My parents are sleeping. 1970 01:32:04,796 --> 01:32:06,464 -I didn't know they were back. -I told you they were back. 1971 01:32:06,548 --> 01:32:08,800 -Where's my dad's car? -It's in the garage. 1972 01:32:08,883 --> 01:32:10,885 You're not gonna believe, Dion, when I tell you the day that we had. 1973 01:32:10,969 --> 01:32:13,054 -You tricked me. -No, I didn't. What are you talking about? 1974 01:32:13,137 --> 01:32:14,973 -Yes, you did, you lying bitch. -Whoa. 1975 01:32:15,056 --> 01:32:16,933 Hey, you watch your mouth, you fat piece of shit. 1976 01:32:17,016 --> 01:32:18,726 -Don't talk to me like that. -Don't talk to him like that. 1977 01:32:18,810 --> 01:32:19,936 He's one of my favorite people on the planet. 1978 01:32:20,019 --> 01:32:21,646 -Tell him not to talk to me like that. -Don't talk to her like that. 1979 01:32:21,729 --> 01:32:23,982 -Don't talk to him like that. -Keep it down. 1980 01:32:24,065 --> 01:32:26,276 I'm the one that told her to do it. She wouldn't have if I didn't. 1981 01:32:26,359 --> 01:32:29,195 -Give me the car keys. -Okay, they're right here. Okay? 1982 01:32:30,071 --> 01:32:31,573 -We got into a little fender bender... -What? 1983 01:32:31,656 --> 01:32:32,657 ...but it's gonna be okay. 1984 01:32:32,740 --> 01:32:35,326 -It's minor damage. I can pay for it. -How? When? 1985 01:32:35,410 --> 01:32:38,454 Dion, it's very late right now. We should all get a little bit of rest. 1986 01:32:38,538 --> 01:32:39,956 I'll smooth it over with your father at breakfast. 1987 01:32:40,039 --> 01:32:41,666 -He's not gonna get angry-- -You're not staying here! 1988 01:32:41,749 --> 01:32:43,960 -We got no other place to stay. -You guys gotta go. 1989 01:32:44,043 --> 01:32:45,378 No. Dion. We have to stay. 1990 01:32:45,461 --> 01:32:47,297 -We have nowhere-- Dion. Stop it. -[Dion] No. Shh. 1991 01:32:47,380 --> 01:32:49,048 [Marty] She's eight months pregnant. Are you out of your mind? 1992 01:32:49,132 --> 01:32:50,758 -Please can we just talk about it? -Keep your voice down. 1993 01:32:50,842 --> 01:32:52,093 Gonna throw us out in the street in the dead of night? 1994 01:32:52,176 --> 01:32:54,721 -Yeah, yeah. -We've got nowhere to go. 1995 01:32:54,804 --> 01:32:55,805 Get your shit and leave. 1996 01:32:55,889 --> 01:32:57,765 Do you have any idea what we've been through today? 1997 01:32:57,849 --> 01:32:58,850 [Dion] I'm not talking to you. 1998 01:32:58,933 --> 01:33:00,351 You're not talking to me? 1999 01:33:00,435 --> 01:33:02,186 Now you're not talking to me, period? 2000 01:33:02,270 --> 01:33:04,147 -Unbelievable. -[Rachel crying] 2001 01:33:05,648 --> 01:33:07,483 Must be nice being born with a silver spoon in your mouth. 2002 01:33:07,567 --> 01:33:09,485 Meanwhile, some of us have to work for a living. 2003 01:33:09,569 --> 01:33:11,321 You ever heard that word, "work"? 2004 01:33:11,404 --> 01:33:13,198 Instead of doodling in your room all day? 2005 01:33:14,282 --> 01:33:15,950 Throwing your friends out on the street... 2006 01:33:17,952 --> 01:33:19,662 Can you not stare at us? Can you look at the wall? 2007 01:33:19,746 --> 01:33:20,955 You're creeping me out. 2008 01:33:21,039 --> 01:33:23,917 [crying] Where are we gonna go? Because... 2009 01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:26,085 -I'm sorry. You have a bed right here... -It's okay. 2010 01:33:26,169 --> 01:33:27,962 -...and I could be sleeping on it. -It's okay. 2011 01:33:28,046 --> 01:33:31,216 And I got a baby in me. I got a baby in me. 2012 01:33:31,299 --> 01:33:32,300 See what you're doing? 2013 01:33:32,383 --> 01:33:34,761 You're throwing a pregnant woman out in the dead of the night. 2014 01:33:34,844 --> 01:33:36,888 It's gonna live on your conscience forever. 2015 01:33:36,971 --> 01:33:38,848 -Why would you do this to yourself? -[Rachel] I'm sorry. 2016 01:33:38,932 --> 01:33:40,475 Can I have a moment with her, please? Just to comfort her, 2017 01:33:40,558 --> 01:33:42,060 in privacy with my sister, please? 2018 01:33:42,143 --> 01:33:44,437 -Keep her voice down. -I'm gonna try, but I gotta calm her down. 2019 01:33:44,520 --> 01:33:46,773 -Sorry. -[Rachel sobbing] 2020 01:33:47,273 --> 01:33:49,776 I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. 2021 01:33:51,528 --> 01:33:52,862 [Marty] That was really good. 2022 01:33:52,946 --> 01:33:54,489 -That was amazing, Rachel. -Thank you. [chuckles] 2023 01:33:54,572 --> 01:33:55,698 That was so good, it might work. 2024 01:33:55,782 --> 01:33:57,909 -Where are we gonna go if he kicks us out? -He might actually let us stay now. 2025 01:33:57,992 --> 01:33:59,702 That acting was so brilliant. 2026 01:33:59,786 --> 01:34:02,539 -Are you actually crying? -No. Marty, what are you doing? 2027 01:34:03,373 --> 01:34:05,375 -What is that? -What? 2028 01:34:06,668 --> 01:34:07,835 Is this makeup? 2029 01:34:11,339 --> 01:34:12,465 Hold on. 2030 01:34:12,549 --> 01:34:15,802 Just wait. Because I can explain. It's not my fault. Okay? 2031 01:34:15,885 --> 01:34:16,886 No talking. 2032 01:34:16,970 --> 01:34:19,597 -I didn't have a choice, you know? -Stop. Stop, please. Stop. 2033 01:34:19,681 --> 01:34:21,266 -Rachel, stop. -I needed to get out. 2034 01:34:21,349 --> 01:34:24,477 -See how calm I am? It's not gonna last. -Yeah. 2035 01:34:24,561 --> 01:34:25,937 Get the fuck out of here. 2036 01:34:26,020 --> 01:34:27,605 -No. What I think-- -Get the fuck out of here. 2037 01:34:27,689 --> 01:34:30,149 -I think that we should both go because... -Stop. 2038 01:34:30,233 --> 01:34:31,776 This is the kinda shit my mother would do to me. 2039 01:34:31,860 --> 01:34:34,070 How could you of all people do this to me, the way I treat you? 2040 01:34:34,153 --> 01:34:37,407 -How could I do this to you? -Yes, knowing what I'm going through? 2041 01:34:37,490 --> 01:34:39,784 -How about what you're doing to me? -Stop. Shh. What are you doing... 2042 01:34:39,868 --> 01:34:42,787 [Rachel] Have you ever for one second thought about what you're doing-- 2043 01:34:42,871 --> 01:34:44,747 -Stop. -Shush yourself, you narcissistic prick. 2044 01:34:44,831 --> 01:34:46,583 -Don't touch me! -Stop. What are you doing? 2045 01:34:46,666 --> 01:34:49,002 -You're gonna wake my parents up. Shut up. -Enough about your fucking parents. 2046 01:34:49,085 --> 01:34:50,420 Aren't you, like, 30 years old? 2047 01:34:50,503 --> 01:34:53,256 You realize I'm due in four weeks? 2048 01:34:53,339 --> 01:34:55,049 -I am due in four weeks! -It's not my baby. 2049 01:34:55,133 --> 01:34:57,677 And it's his baby, by the way. It's his fucking baby. 2050 01:34:57,760 --> 01:34:59,262 He's lying about that too. 2051 01:34:59,345 --> 01:35:02,181 -What's going on in my house? -I was just having some friends over, Dad. 2052 01:35:02,265 --> 01:35:03,266 [Marty] Buddy, how are you? 2053 01:35:03,349 --> 01:35:05,560 Hey, we have a meeting with Spalding first thing in the morning 2054 01:35:05,643 --> 01:35:07,520 -for the Supreme samples. -Dion, come on. Give me a break. 2055 01:35:07,604 --> 01:35:09,147 That's never gonna happen. 2056 01:35:09,230 --> 01:35:11,441 -You've taken my son's money. -What are you talking about? 2057 01:35:11,524 --> 01:35:14,027 I don't believe it. D, don't you see what's happening? 2058 01:35:14,110 --> 01:35:16,404 -Unbelievable. Un-fucking... -You're conning my son all along. 2059 01:35:16,487 --> 01:35:18,198 -I am not conning your son. -You're taking all his money. 2060 01:35:18,281 --> 01:35:20,825 I give him meaning. All you do is give him money. 2061 01:35:20,909 --> 01:35:22,535 -I give him purpose. -You listen to me! 2062 01:35:22,619 --> 01:35:25,830 [Marty] He won't even fucking look at you, he's so petrified of you. 2063 01:35:25,914 --> 01:35:28,750 What are we gonna do, huh? Where do you expect us to go? 2064 01:35:28,833 --> 01:35:31,002 You really want me to sleep on the street? I'm pregnant. 2065 01:35:31,085 --> 01:35:32,962 [Christopher] No, no, no. Dion! Dion! 2066 01:35:56,402 --> 01:35:59,364 All right, I gotta tell you something, Rachel. It's not intended to be mean. 2067 01:35:59,447 --> 01:36:02,033 I have a purpose. You don't. 2068 01:36:02,116 --> 01:36:03,535 If you think that's some sort of blessing, it's not. 2069 01:36:03,618 --> 01:36:05,787 It puts me at a huge life disadvantage. 2070 01:36:05,870 --> 01:36:09,290 It means I have an obligation to see a very specific thing through. 2071 01:36:09,374 --> 01:36:11,501 And with that obligation comes sacrifice, okay? 2072 01:36:11,584 --> 01:36:14,462 My life is the product of all the choices I've had to make. 2073 01:36:14,546 --> 01:36:15,838 Your life is the product of... 2074 01:36:15,922 --> 01:36:17,423 I don't even know what your life is the product of. 2075 01:36:17,507 --> 01:36:19,634 You're making it up as you go. That's the kind of person you are. 2076 01:36:19,717 --> 01:36:21,844 That's not the kind of person I am, okay? 2077 01:36:21,928 --> 01:36:23,763 You're responsible for the shitty decisions you've made. 2078 01:36:23,846 --> 01:36:25,807 I never told you to get married, not once. 2079 01:36:25,890 --> 01:36:28,518 -You cannot pawn them off onto me. -I understand. 2080 01:36:28,601 --> 01:36:30,603 How much do you make a year at the pet store? 2081 01:36:30,687 --> 01:36:31,688 About $1200. 2082 01:36:31,771 --> 01:36:34,732 Okay, in case you forgot, I have a week to make $1500, 2083 01:36:34,816 --> 01:36:35,859 not including air fare. 2084 01:36:35,942 --> 01:36:38,570 I need to focus right now, no distractions. 2085 01:36:39,487 --> 01:36:41,906 -I'm really sorry. -No, it's okay. 2086 01:36:41,990 --> 01:36:43,867 It goes without saying, I'm in no position to settle down right now. 2087 01:36:43,950 --> 01:36:47,161 Get that out of your mind. I will not settle down right now. Okay? 2088 01:36:47,787 --> 01:36:50,123 If you're serious about leaving Ira, I will not abandon you. 2089 01:36:50,206 --> 01:36:52,083 As your friend, I will help you. 2090 01:36:52,166 --> 01:36:54,627 We'll do the research, we'll find a great maternity home. 2091 01:36:54,711 --> 01:36:56,796 They'll take you in, they'll ensure the baby's got a good family. 2092 01:36:56,880 --> 01:36:59,883 We could do a-- No? No? 2093 01:36:59,966 --> 01:37:01,968 Then go home, Rachel. Just go home. 2094 01:37:04,554 --> 01:37:07,515 -What am I gonna say? -You'll figure it out. Go home, Rachel. 2095 01:37:14,606 --> 01:37:15,732 [door closes] 2096 01:37:17,275 --> 01:37:19,736 -[object thuds] -[exhales] 2097 01:38:02,320 --> 01:38:04,113 -Ira, wake up. -[groans] 2098 01:38:10,828 --> 01:38:12,247 It's not your baby. 2099 01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:18,002 [electronic music playing] 2100 01:38:18,795 --> 01:38:20,088 [grunting] 2101 01:38:25,134 --> 01:38:27,887 Stupid bitch, look at the fucking ground, 2102 01:38:27,971 --> 01:38:30,139 like a dumb fucking whore. 2103 01:38:30,223 --> 01:38:31,224 Fuck. 2104 01:38:33,893 --> 01:38:37,146 Fucking bullshit. Fucking go over there. 2105 01:38:37,230 --> 01:38:38,690 Stand in the fucking corner. 2106 01:38:38,773 --> 01:38:40,733 I'm gonna smack... You wanna do this? 2107 01:38:45,488 --> 01:38:49,158 That baby's gonna be a pimple-faced bum just like its fucking father. 2108 01:38:49,242 --> 01:38:50,243 [knocking on door] 2109 01:38:50,326 --> 01:38:52,036 Or it's gonna be a whore like its fucking whore mother. 2110 01:38:52,120 --> 01:38:54,247 [neighbor] Open up the door right now! There are people trying to sleep! 2111 01:38:54,330 --> 01:38:55,665 What? 2112 01:38:55,748 --> 01:38:59,961 -Stop this! Quiet! -Hey, Rachel. It's your new mother-in-law. 2113 01:39:00,044 --> 01:39:02,755 -Ira! Don't say that to her! I'm sorry. -Hey, congratulations, Mrs. Mauser. 2114 01:39:02,839 --> 01:39:05,174 -You're gonna be a grandmother. -What? 2115 01:39:05,258 --> 01:39:08,303 Here, she's your problem now. Here, take her shit. 2116 01:39:08,386 --> 01:39:09,888 Rachel, do you need help? 2117 01:39:09,971 --> 01:39:11,598 -That's enough. I'm sorry. -Do you need help, honey? 2118 01:39:11,681 --> 01:39:14,601 -No, I'm okay. Everyone, go back to bed. -Yeah, great. She's so sorry. 2119 01:39:14,684 --> 01:39:16,686 [electronic music continues] 2120 01:40:11,407 --> 01:40:13,451 -Are you Rachel? -You're Ezra? 2121 01:40:13,535 --> 01:40:16,120 -Where is he? -Give me the money and I'll bring him out. 2122 01:40:16,204 --> 01:40:18,957 Money? You ain't getting a nickel unless I see my dog. 2123 01:40:19,040 --> 01:40:22,043 Just so you know, I'm not alone, okay? I got people watching all around me. 2124 01:40:22,126 --> 01:40:23,336 I don't give a shit who's watching. 2125 01:40:23,419 --> 01:40:26,464 I'm letting you know I'm very protected right now in case you try anything. 2126 01:40:26,548 --> 01:40:28,091 -What? -Okay, do you want your dog? 2127 01:40:28,174 --> 01:40:29,384 I have your dog. 2128 01:40:32,470 --> 01:40:33,972 -What are you doing? -I don't want that collar. 2129 01:40:34,055 --> 01:40:35,390 -I want what's inside the collar. -Show me the money. 2130 01:40:35,473 --> 01:40:38,142 Would I have this if I didn't have your dog? No. 2131 01:40:38,226 --> 01:40:41,020 So show me the money, and I'll go and get him for you. 2132 01:40:41,104 --> 01:40:43,022 Come on. Come on! 2133 01:40:43,898 --> 01:40:45,900 You don't know who you're playing with, girl. Okay? 2134 01:40:45,984 --> 01:40:47,944 -Here's the money. -I don't fucking care. 2135 01:40:48,027 --> 01:40:49,571 Show me what's inside the envelope. 2136 01:40:49,654 --> 01:40:51,364 How am I supposed to know there's anything in there? 2137 01:40:51,447 --> 01:40:54,284 -Here, you wanna see? Here, look. Okay? -Yes. Great. 2138 01:40:55,493 --> 01:40:57,787 -Where you going, girl? -Does she have the dog or what? 2139 01:40:57,871 --> 01:40:59,706 Who the fuck knows? 2140 01:41:11,843 --> 01:41:12,844 Okay. 2141 01:41:13,344 --> 01:41:14,470 [line ringing] 2142 01:41:16,055 --> 01:41:18,224 -[bartender] Yeah, Blarney Stone. -Hi, it's me. 2143 01:41:18,308 --> 01:41:19,309 Who's "me"? 2144 01:41:20,101 --> 01:41:22,103 [sighs] Yeah, thank you. You can bring the dog out now. 2145 01:41:22,186 --> 01:41:24,856 You're the one that left the dog? What happened to "coming right back"? 2146 01:41:24,939 --> 01:41:27,150 We're ready, so you can walk him outside. 2147 01:41:27,233 --> 01:41:30,528 -The thing's pissed all over the floor. -Okay. I'll see you soon. 2148 01:41:32,280 --> 01:41:34,157 -What's going on? -Listen to me for a second, okay? 2149 01:41:34,240 --> 01:41:37,118 Look. Right over there. Okay? 2150 01:41:37,202 --> 01:41:38,286 The green awning. 2151 01:41:38,369 --> 01:41:40,622 My friend's gonna come out in a second with the dog. 2152 01:41:40,705 --> 01:41:44,083 Once you give me the money, I'm gonna call and say we're squared up, okay? 2153 01:41:44,834 --> 01:41:47,337 Look, there he is right now with the dog. I told you. 2154 01:41:48,963 --> 01:41:50,506 So hand me the money. 2155 01:41:50,590 --> 01:41:52,258 Fuck you. 2156 01:41:52,342 --> 01:41:54,636 Hey! Hey, give me my money. 2157 01:41:55,845 --> 01:41:57,764 What about... Hey! 2158 01:41:58,306 --> 01:42:00,099 Thief! Stop those two. 2159 01:42:00,183 --> 01:42:01,434 -They took my wallet. -Hey. 2160 01:42:01,517 --> 01:42:02,810 Stop them! 2161 01:42:02,894 --> 01:42:04,312 Where you going? Hey. 2162 01:42:04,395 --> 01:42:05,647 -Get off of me. -Come on. 2163 01:42:05,730 --> 01:42:07,982 Hey, him too! Him with the cast! 2164 01:42:08,066 --> 01:42:09,067 With the cast. 2165 01:42:09,150 --> 01:42:11,069 [bystander 1] What are you doing trying to steal from a pregnant woman? 2166 01:42:11,152 --> 01:42:12,862 -Shit. -[bystander 1] Hey, police! 2167 01:42:13,613 --> 01:42:15,990 [Ezra] What the fuck is this, man? 2168 01:42:16,074 --> 01:42:17,408 That's not Moses. Hey. 2169 01:42:17,492 --> 01:42:18,910 That's not my dog. 2170 01:42:18,993 --> 01:42:21,788 Yo, I'm out here. The lady said to come here. 2171 01:42:21,871 --> 01:42:24,040 -[Ezra] Fucking playing games with me? -Stay away. Hey! 2172 01:42:24,123 --> 01:42:25,875 [Ezra] Fucking playing games with me? Huh? 2173 01:42:25,959 --> 01:42:28,336 What kind of fucking shit you playing with me? 2174 01:42:28,419 --> 01:42:31,673 -Hey, get the fuck off me. Back up, man. -[bystander 1] Hey, calm down. Shit. 2175 01:42:31,756 --> 01:42:33,424 -Shit. -Stop there. 2176 01:42:33,508 --> 01:42:35,009 [bystander 2] Someone help her! 2177 01:42:35,093 --> 01:42:38,012 -Somebody! Help! -[Mitch] I got you, you fucking bitch! 2178 01:42:38,096 --> 01:42:41,015 -[screams] Hey! Stop! -[clothes ripping] 2179 01:42:43,101 --> 01:42:44,143 [knock on door] 2180 01:42:44,227 --> 01:42:45,228 What is it? 2181 01:42:47,605 --> 01:42:50,316 -Hey, how are you doing? -What are you doing here? 2182 01:42:50,400 --> 01:42:52,193 It's 12:30. I was wondering if you wanted to get lunch. 2183 01:42:52,277 --> 01:42:55,363 It's out of the question. I have a show opening tonight. 2184 01:42:55,446 --> 01:42:58,324 -Well, can I steal you away for an hour? -No. 2185 01:42:58,408 --> 01:43:01,035 -Can I talk to you for a second? Please. -I'm very busy. 2186 01:43:01,119 --> 01:43:02,662 Please, it'll just take a second. 2187 01:43:04,289 --> 01:43:06,749 Um... [exhales] 2188 01:43:06,833 --> 01:43:09,168 -I feel kind of nervous telling you this. -What? 2189 01:43:09,919 --> 01:43:12,547 All right, uh, I stole this from you, okay? 2190 01:43:12,630 --> 01:43:13,882 And I want to return it. All right? 2191 01:43:13,965 --> 01:43:17,135 I'm sorry. My plan was to sell it and never see you again. 2192 01:43:17,218 --> 01:43:21,347 But I can't stop thinking about you, and I can't steal from you. 2193 01:43:21,431 --> 01:43:22,432 Mmm. 2194 01:43:23,433 --> 01:43:25,435 You know that's costume jewelry, right? 2195 01:43:27,979 --> 01:43:30,940 -This is costume jewelry? I'm an idiot. -From the production. 2196 01:43:31,024 --> 01:43:34,027 What happened to doing it all on your own? Where did that speech go? 2197 01:43:34,110 --> 01:43:36,029 I know, I'm completely full of shit, okay? 2198 01:43:36,112 --> 01:43:38,281 I was in a tight spot, and I stole from you cause I needed some money, 2199 01:43:38,364 --> 01:43:39,741 and it was wrong. 2200 01:43:39,824 --> 01:43:41,159 I'm broke. 2201 01:43:41,242 --> 01:43:42,619 Look, I got no resources. 2202 01:43:42,702 --> 01:43:44,787 I got the championship next week in Japan. I got no way to get there. 2203 01:43:44,871 --> 01:43:47,498 I got no options. I got no one looking out for me, Kay. 2204 01:43:47,582 --> 01:43:50,501 Which isn't your problem. Which is why I'm returning it, okay? 2205 01:43:50,585 --> 01:43:51,544 -You know what I think? -What? 2206 01:43:51,628 --> 01:43:53,838 I think you went to sell that and discovered it was junk. 2207 01:43:53,922 --> 01:43:54,923 No. 2208 01:43:55,006 --> 01:43:57,383 And now you've shown up here with this ridiculous strategy 2209 01:43:57,467 --> 01:44:00,261 to get me to have some sympathy and open my wallet. 2210 01:44:00,345 --> 01:44:03,056 That's absurd. You think I would insult your intelligence like that? 2211 01:44:03,139 --> 01:44:04,432 -Are you gonna keep going? -Keep going what? 2212 01:44:04,515 --> 01:44:06,017 -Are you gonna keep on with this? -Just being myself. 2213 01:44:06,100 --> 01:44:07,936 -You're lying through your teeth. -I'm not. It's me being me. 2214 01:44:08,019 --> 01:44:10,897 -This is pathetic. You're being you? -I am telling you the truth. 2215 01:44:10,980 --> 01:44:13,608 I stole from you and then I feel bad about it, 2216 01:44:13,691 --> 01:44:15,818 -so I'm trying to make amends. -You're wasting your energy. I don't care. 2217 01:44:15,902 --> 01:44:17,570 I would have stolen from me too. 2218 01:44:18,363 --> 01:44:20,573 -[knocking on door] -[person] Kay. 2219 01:44:23,284 --> 01:44:24,744 -[Kay] Hi. -Looks like I'm interrupting something. 2220 01:44:24,827 --> 01:44:25,828 [Kay] No, no. Not at all. 2221 01:44:25,912 --> 01:44:28,581 This is Martin, my friend Carol's son. He was just leaving. 2222 01:44:28,665 --> 01:44:31,167 -This is Merle, my publicist. -Hello. 2223 01:44:31,251 --> 01:44:35,004 Martin would like to be an actor, but unfortunately he's not very good. 2224 01:44:35,088 --> 01:44:36,714 [Merle] Ah, well, you know, 2225 01:44:36,798 --> 01:44:39,467 -Broadway needs ushers too. -So what's happening with the seating? 2226 01:44:39,551 --> 01:44:42,637 I spoke to Milton. He's sending all of his employees. 2227 01:44:42,720 --> 01:44:44,722 It's like a mandate. Like, a company mandate. 2228 01:44:44,806 --> 01:44:46,182 This is supposed to make me happy? 2229 01:44:46,266 --> 01:44:48,768 Well, I mean, it's a full house. Isn't that the point? 2230 01:44:48,851 --> 01:44:51,229 -[Kay] Full of fucking morons. -[Merle] No, no. You got some-- 2231 01:44:51,312 --> 01:44:53,314 -Fred Astaire is coming. -Okay, I'm gonna get out your hair... 2232 01:44:53,398 --> 01:44:56,109 No. Make sure you give him a ticket for tonight. 2233 01:44:56,192 --> 01:44:58,528 -[Marty] Really? -Yeah. 2234 01:44:58,611 --> 01:45:01,906 [Merle] Oh. You are in for such a treat, young man. 2235 01:45:01,990 --> 01:45:03,241 When you see this lady act, 2236 01:45:03,324 --> 01:45:06,202 you're gonna feel like you got your cock sucked by a vacuum cleaner. 2237 01:45:06,286 --> 01:45:08,496 -Merle! -[Merle chuckles] She's blushing. See her? 2238 01:45:08,580 --> 01:45:10,832 -What? -[laughing] 2239 01:45:31,394 --> 01:45:33,646 [orchestra playing] 2240 01:45:50,580 --> 01:45:53,416 [actor] Take your stinking seat. 2241 01:45:56,794 --> 01:45:58,296 [audience murmuring] 2242 01:45:58,379 --> 01:45:59,589 [gasping] 2243 01:45:59,672 --> 01:46:00,673 What the hell? 2244 01:46:01,216 --> 01:46:03,635 Have you lost your damned mind? 2245 01:46:03,718 --> 01:46:05,053 [audience applauding] 2246 01:46:10,141 --> 01:46:12,685 Jed. I'm talking to you. 2247 01:46:13,269 --> 01:46:15,855 [Jed] I was just practicing my aim, Mama. 2248 01:46:15,939 --> 01:46:19,400 -You always said to shoot for the stars. -[audience laughs] 2249 01:46:26,699 --> 01:46:27,700 Hey. 2250 01:46:28,451 --> 01:46:29,452 Come. 2251 01:46:31,079 --> 01:46:33,498 I'm sorry I'm late. I couldn't get away. 2252 01:46:33,581 --> 01:46:35,542 -Oh, I bet. -He was all over me. 2253 01:46:35,625 --> 01:46:37,377 You were incredible tonight. That was unbelievable. 2254 01:46:37,460 --> 01:46:39,379 -I have something for you. -For me? 2255 01:46:39,921 --> 01:46:40,922 Turn around. 2256 01:46:44,342 --> 01:46:47,345 Every year my husband gives me a piece of jewelry for our anniversary. 2257 01:46:48,304 --> 01:46:51,349 I have 25 of them. One for each year of misery. 2258 01:46:52,225 --> 01:46:54,060 That should cover your trip and then some. 2259 01:46:55,186 --> 01:46:57,397 Wearing it makes me feel like shit. 2260 01:46:58,273 --> 01:47:00,108 [electronic music playing] 2261 01:47:01,150 --> 01:47:02,277 [Kay moans] 2262 01:47:09,659 --> 01:47:11,494 Oh, shit. Stop, stop, stop. 2263 01:47:12,495 --> 01:47:13,496 Stop. 2264 01:47:30,138 --> 01:47:31,639 [moaning] 2265 01:47:39,772 --> 01:47:41,357 [gasping] 2266 01:47:45,361 --> 01:47:47,363 [moaning] 2267 01:47:51,367 --> 01:47:53,369 Hey! Hey, what are you doing? 2268 01:47:53,912 --> 01:47:56,331 -Shit. Oh, God. -[police officer] Get up! 2269 01:47:56,414 --> 01:47:58,958 -[Marty] Lay still. -[police officer] Stand up, I see you. 2270 01:47:59,042 --> 01:48:01,961 [Marty] When I tell you, run. One, two, three. Get up. 2271 01:48:02,045 --> 01:48:03,963 -Come on. Go. -[police officer] Hey! 2272 01:48:04,047 --> 01:48:05,673 Joey, stop them! 2273 01:48:05,757 --> 01:48:07,467 [Marty] Come on. Come on. Come on. 2274 01:48:07,550 --> 01:48:10,595 Hey. Hey. Where are you guys going? What are you guys doing here? 2275 01:48:10,678 --> 01:48:11,721 -[Marty] Nothing. -No, no, no. 2276 01:48:11,804 --> 01:48:13,223 -Let me see both of your hands. -Cuff him. 2277 01:48:13,306 --> 01:48:15,099 -[Marty] Oh, my God. We were just... -We didn't do anything. 2278 01:48:15,183 --> 01:48:18,061 Give us a break. We were looking for her earrings in the grass. 2279 01:48:18,144 --> 01:48:20,146 My earring came off. We were looking for my earring. 2280 01:48:20,230 --> 01:48:22,190 It looks like you've got two earrings in your ears there. 2281 01:48:22,273 --> 01:48:25,318 [Kay] Not this earring. There was... From before. There was another earring. 2282 01:48:25,401 --> 01:48:28,655 There's another pair of earrings from earlier in the day. 2283 01:48:28,738 --> 01:48:30,114 I recognize you. 2284 01:48:30,198 --> 01:48:32,825 -Oh, God. Oh, God. -You're Kay Stone. 2285 01:48:32,909 --> 01:48:35,161 -Yes. I know exactly who you are. -This is not happening. 2286 01:48:35,245 --> 01:48:37,205 -Let me see your hands. -Are you serious? 2287 01:48:37,288 --> 01:48:39,749 You know, I will go home, 2288 01:48:39,832 --> 01:48:42,293 and I'll get my wallet, and I will get you some cash 2289 01:48:42,377 --> 01:48:43,836 because we've put you out. 2290 01:48:43,920 --> 01:48:46,130 Please, officer. She's gonna go home and get her wallet. And give you cash. 2291 01:48:46,214 --> 01:48:48,550 -Got ID? -[Marty] No. No ID. 2292 01:48:49,050 --> 01:48:50,510 -Cuff her. -[Kay] No, please. 2293 01:48:50,593 --> 01:48:53,221 -No ID, huh? Let's see. -Please, please. No, no, no. 2294 01:48:54,097 --> 01:48:55,974 -Please, will you just let me go home? -Come on. 2295 01:48:56,057 --> 01:48:57,433 I'll give you my word. 2296 01:48:57,517 --> 01:49:01,604 Wow, lookie here. That's a really nice necklace. 2297 01:49:01,688 --> 01:49:04,482 Take it. Take it. It's yours. 2298 01:49:04,566 --> 01:49:06,359 Thank you very much. 2299 01:49:07,193 --> 01:49:08,736 I can't believe this. 2300 01:49:09,654 --> 01:49:11,406 Do you think you could grab me another necklace? 2301 01:49:11,489 --> 01:49:12,490 Are you serious? 2302 01:49:12,574 --> 01:49:14,617 You said they mean nothing to you. It'd just take you a couple of minutes. 2303 01:49:14,701 --> 01:49:17,120 I was just gone for half an hour. I can't go up and come right back down. 2304 01:49:17,203 --> 01:49:19,497 -My mother is up there. -You'd do that for the police officers. 2305 01:49:19,581 --> 01:49:22,041 -Oh, my God. My hair. -I'll wait in the hall. 2306 01:49:22,125 --> 01:49:23,543 No, you will not. 2307 01:49:24,711 --> 01:49:26,462 Wait. Wait. 2308 01:49:27,964 --> 01:49:29,299 There. 2309 01:49:29,382 --> 01:49:30,383 You look beautiful. 2310 01:49:31,467 --> 01:49:32,760 Please, you have 25 of them. 2311 01:49:32,844 --> 01:49:34,095 Fine! 2312 01:49:34,178 --> 01:49:36,639 -Stay here. Do you understand me? -I'll stay here. Okay. 2313 01:49:36,723 --> 01:49:38,141 -Do not move. -Okay. 2314 01:49:46,191 --> 01:49:47,192 Shit. 2315 01:49:48,026 --> 01:49:51,029 -[jazz combo playing] -[guests chattering] 2316 01:49:55,241 --> 01:49:57,535 Hello. Lovely to see you. 2317 01:49:57,619 --> 01:50:00,330 -David, how are you? -Good. How are you? 2318 01:50:05,543 --> 01:50:07,295 Where the fuck have you been? 2319 01:50:07,378 --> 01:50:09,631 I needed a moment to myself. Is that a problem? 2320 01:50:09,714 --> 01:50:11,841 I didn't realize I needed a permission slip. 2321 01:50:11,925 --> 01:50:14,719 I put this whole thing on for you and you're making me look like an idiot. 2322 01:50:14,802 --> 01:50:15,803 God. 2323 01:50:15,887 --> 01:50:18,848 Look. Merle's on the phone right now with The New York Times. 2324 01:50:18,932 --> 01:50:19,933 What? 2325 01:50:20,016 --> 01:50:21,392 He's got a printer who's gonna read the review. 2326 01:50:21,476 --> 01:50:22,477 My God. 2327 01:50:22,560 --> 01:50:24,562 -Or do you not care? -I got him! I have him! 2328 01:50:24,646 --> 01:50:26,231 -Oh, my God. Okay. -[Merle] Come, come, come! 2329 01:50:26,314 --> 01:50:27,565 [Kay] Coming! 2330 01:50:27,649 --> 01:50:29,275 -Hurry, he has the review! -I'm coming. 2331 01:50:29,359 --> 01:50:30,652 The review! 2332 01:50:30,735 --> 01:50:32,153 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 2333 01:50:32,237 --> 01:50:33,988 -Come on, come on. -Okay. 2334 01:50:34,072 --> 01:50:35,990 Raoul, Kay. 2335 01:50:36,074 --> 01:50:40,828 [Raoul] Okay. Title, "Kay Stone Returns" by Robert... 2336 01:50:43,289 --> 01:50:44,374 [exhales] 2337 01:50:50,046 --> 01:50:52,340 -[jazz combo continues playing] -[guests chattering] 2338 01:50:52,423 --> 01:50:54,551 -Have a good night. -Leave it open. Everyone's coming down. 2339 01:50:54,634 --> 01:50:55,802 -Are they? -Oh, yeah. 2340 01:50:56,511 --> 01:50:57,512 Party's over. 2341 01:50:59,013 --> 01:51:00,014 [doorman] Good night. 2342 01:51:07,397 --> 01:51:10,567 -The party's over. -[guests murmuring] 2343 01:51:10,650 --> 01:51:13,111 -They're asking us to leave. -What do you mean? We just got here. 2344 01:51:13,194 --> 01:51:15,446 They should've stopped us at the door. Why'd they let us in? 2345 01:51:20,368 --> 01:51:22,036 Excuse me. Do you know where Kay is? 2346 01:51:22,120 --> 01:51:24,539 -She's upstairs in her bedroom. -Okay. 2347 01:52:09,083 --> 01:52:10,877 [Kay sobbing] 2348 01:52:10,960 --> 01:52:12,879 Hi. Is Kay in there? 2349 01:52:13,421 --> 01:52:15,548 This is not a good time. 2350 01:52:15,632 --> 01:52:17,342 Okay, but can I just speak to her? 2351 01:52:17,425 --> 01:52:20,345 As I said, it's really not a good time. 2352 01:52:51,834 --> 01:52:54,629 [Milton] At the end of the year, if the guy made you money, you keep him. 2353 01:52:54,712 --> 01:52:57,340 And if not, you throw the bum out. 2354 01:52:57,423 --> 01:52:58,675 Excuse me. 2355 01:53:00,301 --> 01:53:02,095 -Hi. -You gotta be kidding me. 2356 01:53:02,178 --> 01:53:04,722 -I'm sorry to disturb you in your home. -How did you get in my house? 2357 01:53:04,806 --> 01:53:07,517 Please give me another chance. I am on my hands and knees. 2358 01:53:07,600 --> 01:53:11,229 I need a ride to Japan and I need $1,500 so I can compete in the championship. 2359 01:53:11,312 --> 01:53:13,690 I need this job very, very badly. 2360 01:53:13,773 --> 01:53:15,233 I'm begging you. 2361 01:53:15,316 --> 01:53:18,361 I'll work for you however you want. I will lose. 2362 01:53:18,444 --> 01:53:22,031 I'll have no personal point of view apart from making your event a success. 2363 01:53:22,115 --> 01:53:25,034 Marty, there are no second chances in life. 2364 01:53:25,118 --> 01:53:27,328 -Why not? -I offered you the job and you said no! 2365 01:53:27,412 --> 01:53:30,290 I know, because I was impulsive. And I regret it. 2366 01:53:30,373 --> 01:53:31,583 And? 2367 01:53:31,666 --> 01:53:34,210 And I was rude and overconfident. 2368 01:53:34,294 --> 01:53:35,962 And I was cocky, and I copped an attitude. 2369 01:53:36,045 --> 01:53:37,046 And? 2370 01:53:37,130 --> 01:53:38,882 And it won't happen again. I'm sorry. 2371 01:53:38,965 --> 01:53:40,884 Please just give me another chance, Mr. Rockwell. 2372 01:53:42,135 --> 01:53:44,554 I'm throwing myself at your mercy. I'll do whatever you want. 2373 01:53:44,637 --> 01:53:47,140 What do you guys think? Should I give this little asshole a second chance? 2374 01:53:47,223 --> 01:53:48,808 -Yes, please! -Don't ask me. 2375 01:53:48,892 --> 01:53:51,644 You don't know how important this is to me. Please. I'm begging you. 2376 01:53:51,728 --> 01:53:54,022 Just let me go on your plane, and let me join you there. 2377 01:53:54,105 --> 01:53:56,107 Please, I'm humbling myself before you. 2378 01:53:56,191 --> 01:53:58,526 -You're making me sick. -I'm sorry. 2379 01:53:58,610 --> 01:54:00,153 -Stand up! -Okay. All right. 2380 01:54:00,653 --> 01:54:03,531 -Please. Okay? I'll do anything. -[guest 1 sighs, chuckles] 2381 01:54:03,615 --> 01:54:05,575 -Anything? -Yes. Anything. 2382 01:54:06,117 --> 01:54:07,118 Okay. 2383 01:54:07,202 --> 01:54:10,371 Go down the hall. Second door on the right is my office. 2384 01:54:10,455 --> 01:54:13,291 Grab the paddle and bring it back here. 2385 01:54:13,374 --> 01:54:15,668 [guest 1] This is more dramatic than the play. [laughs] 2386 01:54:15,752 --> 01:54:17,503 -Okay. -[guest 2] That's true. 2387 01:54:25,970 --> 01:54:29,974 [guests, Milton chattering] 2388 01:54:34,520 --> 01:54:36,481 Oh, Marty. Give me the paddle. 2389 01:54:37,941 --> 01:54:39,901 So here's what I want you to do. 2390 01:54:39,984 --> 01:54:43,071 I want you to bend over that chair and drop your pants. 2391 01:54:43,154 --> 01:54:45,156 [guest chuckles] 2392 01:54:45,240 --> 01:54:46,533 Are you for real? 2393 01:54:46,616 --> 01:54:49,035 You've been a really bad boy. Now you're gonna get a spanking. 2394 01:54:49,118 --> 01:54:50,620 Come on. Are you serious? 2395 01:54:50,703 --> 01:54:52,080 You wanna get to Japan, don't you? 2396 01:54:52,163 --> 01:54:54,165 Yeah, I wanna go to Japan. But this is what you want? 2397 01:54:54,249 --> 01:54:56,668 That's what it's gonna take. Now bend over. 2398 01:54:59,504 --> 01:55:01,089 Okay, so to be clear, 2399 01:55:01,172 --> 01:55:04,425 you're gonna bring me to Japan and then you're gonna compensate me? 2400 01:55:04,509 --> 01:55:07,011 Tomorrow morning, 8:30, LaGuardia. We're on our way to Japan. 2401 01:55:07,095 --> 01:55:09,597 -Do I need a ticket? -I own the plane. 2402 01:55:09,681 --> 01:55:11,182 How do I know you're gonna honor this? 2403 01:55:11,266 --> 01:55:14,811 You don't. Because you have no power here. 2404 01:55:14,894 --> 01:55:16,312 Now bend over. 2405 01:55:30,577 --> 01:55:32,871 Put your hands over here. I want a nice arc. 2406 01:55:32,954 --> 01:55:35,582 -[all laughing] -[Milton] Let's go. 2407 01:55:36,374 --> 01:55:37,667 [guest] Oh, my God. 2408 01:55:38,918 --> 01:55:40,670 Okay, I'm ready. 2409 01:55:42,505 --> 01:55:44,632 This one is for my son. 2410 01:55:44,716 --> 01:55:46,968 -[paddle whacks] -[guests continue laughing] 2411 01:55:48,011 --> 01:55:49,387 Okay. 2412 01:55:49,470 --> 01:55:51,180 This one is for me. 2413 01:55:51,806 --> 01:55:54,100 -[laughing continues] -God! 2414 01:55:54,183 --> 01:55:55,768 [Milton] Now the bonus round. 2415 01:55:56,603 --> 01:55:57,687 [paddle whacking] 2416 01:55:58,479 --> 01:56:03,151 Beautiful paddle. One side's wood and the other is foam. 2417 01:56:03,735 --> 01:56:05,987 [train rumbling] 2418 01:56:06,070 --> 01:56:08,573 [conductor speaking on PA, indistinct] 2419 01:56:16,372 --> 01:56:18,416 -Hey, Marty, how you doin'? -Hey, Ted. Hey, Lawrence. 2420 01:56:18,499 --> 01:56:20,627 Aw, damn. Hey, man. How you doin'? 2421 01:56:20,710 --> 01:56:22,587 You think I could stay in the back room tonight? 2422 01:56:22,670 --> 01:56:25,048 Wow, man. I got Brian staying there tonight. 2423 01:56:25,131 --> 01:56:28,009 I would let you stay at the house, man, but the wife ain't havin' it. 2424 01:56:28,092 --> 01:56:30,136 I'm just gonna hang around until my flight. 2425 01:56:30,220 --> 01:56:31,304 Where you goin'? 2426 01:56:31,387 --> 01:56:32,931 Going to Japan. Tomorrow morning, 8:00 a.m. 2427 01:56:33,014 --> 01:56:34,682 -Oh, yeah! -My man! 2428 01:56:34,766 --> 01:56:37,185 -Yo, you goin'! You got that money. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2429 01:56:37,268 --> 01:56:39,062 Good for you, man. 2430 01:56:39,145 --> 01:56:40,772 You ain't even look like you excited. 2431 01:56:40,855 --> 01:56:43,107 No, I'm-- I'm good. I'm good. 2432 01:56:43,191 --> 01:56:46,444 You know your boy back there, Wally, he's been waitin' on you. 2433 01:56:46,528 --> 01:56:47,862 -Wally's here? -Wally, yeah. 2434 01:56:47,946 --> 01:56:50,281 -How'd he seem? -Wally's good. He cool, man. 2435 01:56:50,365 --> 01:56:51,574 He's back there somewhere. 2436 01:56:51,658 --> 01:56:54,953 He believes in you. He has a dollar. She has a dollar. 2437 01:56:55,495 --> 01:56:57,747 Hey. How you doing? 2438 01:56:58,498 --> 01:57:00,917 Oh, wow! How you doing? Nice to see you! 2439 01:57:01,000 --> 01:57:02,502 I've been trying to get in touch with you. 2440 01:57:02,585 --> 01:57:05,046 -Oh, really? -Yeah. How's your dog? How's Moses doing? 2441 01:57:05,129 --> 01:57:06,214 You wanna cut the bullshit? 2442 01:57:06,297 --> 01:57:08,007 No bullshit. I'm genuinely concerned about him. 2443 01:57:08,091 --> 01:57:09,592 -Marty. You good, man? -Yeah, I'm good. 2444 01:57:09,676 --> 01:57:11,636 Now, listen to me. Listen. Listen. Listen. 2445 01:57:11,719 --> 01:57:14,639 I got your girl downstairs in the car. She's waiting for you. 2446 01:57:14,722 --> 01:57:17,016 What the fuck are you telling me? You got Rachel? 2447 01:57:17,100 --> 01:57:18,101 Yeah. 2448 01:57:18,184 --> 01:57:21,563 She told me my dog's in Jersey somewhere. And you got the address. 2449 01:57:21,646 --> 01:57:23,022 -Okay. -Let's go. 2450 01:57:23,106 --> 01:57:25,567 Okay. All right. Let me, uh... 2451 01:57:25,650 --> 01:57:28,152 Um, okay, let me just... 2452 01:57:28,236 --> 01:57:30,780 Give me two seconds. I just wanna say one thing to my friend. 2453 01:57:30,864 --> 01:57:33,032 Give you two seconds, yeah, but I'm not gonna be here. 2454 01:57:33,116 --> 01:57:34,993 -Where you gonna be? -Where am I gonna be? 2455 01:57:35,076 --> 01:57:38,204 I'm gonna be downstairs taking a hammer to your girl's stomach. 2456 01:57:38,288 --> 01:57:39,414 That's where I'm gonna be. 2457 01:57:40,999 --> 01:57:43,376 Okay. All right. All right. 2458 01:57:43,459 --> 01:57:44,836 Yo, Mouse! 2459 01:57:46,629 --> 01:57:48,715 -[Ezra] Come on. Let's go. -[Marty] Okay. 2460 01:57:50,800 --> 01:57:53,845 [Mitch] Well, I took most of his share of the money that our parents left us. 2461 01:57:53,928 --> 01:57:56,347 -[Ezra] You spent your brother's money? -[Mitch] Yes, I did. 2462 01:57:56,431 --> 01:57:57,682 [Ezra] Yeah, you love your brother? 2463 01:57:57,765 --> 01:58:00,977 [Mitch] Maybe you could give my brother a job. You know he's a good man. 2464 01:58:01,060 --> 01:58:03,187 [Ezra] I'll give him your job, okay? Mitch, do me a favor. 2465 01:58:03,271 --> 01:58:04,272 [Mitch] What? 2466 01:58:04,772 --> 01:58:07,025 [Ezra] Stop talking. Okay? 2467 01:58:12,155 --> 01:58:14,199 Okay. See the gas station there? 2468 01:58:15,116 --> 01:58:16,242 It's the house to the left. 2469 01:58:16,326 --> 01:58:17,327 -[Reuben] Next left? -Yeah. 2470 01:58:17,410 --> 01:58:18,411 [Reuben] I got it. 2471 01:58:37,680 --> 01:58:40,099 [Ezra] Get out of the car. Come on. 2472 01:58:40,642 --> 01:58:41,726 Mitch, come. 2473 01:58:42,435 --> 01:58:45,355 -Reuben, you wait with her. -Oh, okay. 2474 01:58:45,438 --> 01:58:46,689 [car door closes] 2475 01:58:47,440 --> 01:58:48,483 [Reuben] Sit tight. 2476 01:59:05,708 --> 01:59:06,709 Come on. Louder. 2477 01:59:07,627 --> 01:59:08,920 Knock louder. 2478 01:59:11,047 --> 01:59:13,716 [dog barking] 2479 01:59:14,551 --> 01:59:15,843 That's my dog. 2480 01:59:16,719 --> 01:59:19,013 Moses! Yo! 2481 01:59:19,097 --> 01:59:20,223 Open up! 2482 01:59:21,224 --> 01:59:23,893 -[barking continues] -Fuck. Moses. 2483 01:59:24,811 --> 01:59:27,605 -[Ezra] Come on. -[Reuben] I hate that fuckin' mutt. 2484 01:59:27,689 --> 01:59:29,607 Moses! 2485 01:59:29,691 --> 01:59:31,484 [barking continues] 2486 01:59:31,568 --> 01:59:32,777 Moses! 2487 01:59:33,403 --> 01:59:35,196 That's my dog. Moses! 2488 01:59:35,697 --> 01:59:36,698 Moses! 2489 01:59:37,699 --> 01:59:39,033 See anything in there? 2490 01:59:39,117 --> 01:59:40,451 No, not really. 2491 01:59:46,583 --> 01:59:48,167 -[Rachel] Marty! -Shit. 2492 01:59:48,251 --> 01:59:49,377 [shotgun fires] 2493 01:59:49,460 --> 01:59:50,962 [Rachel] Marty! Go! 2494 01:59:52,589 --> 01:59:53,923 [shotgun fires] 2495 01:59:54,007 --> 01:59:55,300 [Rachel] Marty! 2496 01:59:55,383 --> 01:59:56,801 [trembles] 2497 01:59:57,886 --> 01:59:59,012 [shotgun fires] 2498 02:00:01,055 --> 02:00:02,348 -[Reuben] Get down! Get down! -[screams] 2499 02:00:09,022 --> 02:00:10,023 Fuck! 2500 02:00:10,857 --> 02:00:13,193 -[shotgun fires] -[trembling continues] 2501 02:00:14,360 --> 02:00:15,403 [Rachel screams] 2502 02:00:16,988 --> 02:00:19,532 [Rachel] Marty! Marty! I got shot! 2503 02:00:19,616 --> 02:00:20,617 Help! 2504 02:00:21,367 --> 02:00:23,328 Help, Marty! Please help! 2505 02:00:23,411 --> 02:00:24,412 Help! 2506 02:00:26,122 --> 02:00:28,708 Are you okay? Oh, no! Are you okay? 2507 02:00:28,791 --> 02:00:30,084 -Are you okay? -What the fuck's going on? 2508 02:00:30,168 --> 02:00:31,544 Okay. It's okay. 2509 02:00:31,628 --> 02:00:33,463 I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding. 2510 02:00:33,546 --> 02:00:35,423 Okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 2511 02:00:39,886 --> 02:00:40,887 -[shotgun fires] -[Ezra screams] 2512 02:00:40,970 --> 02:00:42,597 -I'm so sorry. -I'm sorry. 2513 02:00:42,680 --> 02:00:43,932 -Go get the money. -What money? 2514 02:00:44,015 --> 02:00:46,976 Go get the money. It's in his pocket. It's in his pocket. 2515 02:00:47,060 --> 02:00:48,061 Are you sure? 2516 02:00:48,144 --> 02:00:50,730 -The money! It's in the inside pocket! -Okay, okay, okay. 2517 02:00:50,813 --> 02:00:52,815 [Rachel whimpering] 2518 02:00:54,651 --> 02:00:57,153 [Ezra groaning] 2519 02:01:03,201 --> 02:01:05,119 Oh, fuck. 2520 02:01:11,876 --> 02:01:14,879 -What is this? -[Ezra continues groaning] 2521 02:01:16,548 --> 02:01:17,840 Oh, you motherfucker... 2522 02:01:22,679 --> 02:01:24,430 [barking continues] 2523 02:01:24,514 --> 02:01:26,516 [breathing heavily] 2524 02:01:33,815 --> 02:01:36,860 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. 2525 02:01:36,943 --> 02:01:39,737 -[whimpering] -[Reuben groaning] 2526 02:01:39,821 --> 02:01:42,073 What happened? Fuck! 2527 02:01:44,742 --> 02:01:47,495 Get off me! Where do you think you're going? 2528 02:01:47,579 --> 02:01:48,746 It's okay. 2529 02:01:50,540 --> 02:01:51,541 Okay. 2530 02:01:51,624 --> 02:01:53,293 [engine starts] 2531 02:01:53,376 --> 02:01:55,503 -You got it? You got it? -Yeah. I got it, I got it. 2532 02:01:55,587 --> 02:01:56,880 You got the money? 2533 02:01:56,963 --> 02:01:58,965 -Is there a lot of money? -There's a lot. 2534 02:01:59,048 --> 02:02:01,259 -You can go now. -I know. You did amazing. 2535 02:02:01,342 --> 02:02:03,678 -You can go on your trip now. -I knew you could do this. So good. 2536 02:02:03,761 --> 02:02:05,013 You did such a good job. 2537 02:02:05,096 --> 02:02:07,098 [Rachel] I love you. 2538 02:02:07,807 --> 02:02:10,810 -Honey, when is your due date? -Why? Is the baby okay? 2539 02:02:10,894 --> 02:02:12,729 The baby is fine. I just need you to calm down. 2540 02:02:12,812 --> 02:02:14,647 -Are you the husband? -No. I'm her friend. 2541 02:02:14,731 --> 02:02:16,733 She's due in four weeks. The baby will be okay? 2542 02:02:16,816 --> 02:02:18,318 The baby is okay. It's time to say goodbye. 2543 02:02:18,401 --> 02:02:20,361 -I can't go? -Only family in the operating room. 2544 02:02:20,445 --> 02:02:22,030 No, no, no, no, no! 2545 02:02:22,113 --> 02:02:23,865 It's gonna be fine. Rachel, it's fine. It's fine. 2546 02:02:23,948 --> 02:02:25,992 No, no, no! Marty, no. 2547 02:02:26,075 --> 02:02:27,202 He'll be right outside. 2548 02:02:27,285 --> 02:02:28,620 Marty, no! 2549 02:02:28,703 --> 02:02:30,788 Rachel, I can't go. They're telling me I can't go. 2550 02:02:30,872 --> 02:02:32,373 -I don't want you to-- -[nurse] Please calm down. 2551 02:02:32,457 --> 02:02:33,875 -Don't go, please! -Please calm down. 2552 02:02:33,958 --> 02:02:36,502 Please don't go! Marty! 2553 02:02:38,379 --> 02:02:40,131 [Rachel] No! 2554 02:02:48,056 --> 02:02:49,891 Thank you very much. Welcome to Japan, Mr. Rockwell. 2555 02:02:49,974 --> 02:02:51,434 -Thank you. -Thank you. 2556 02:03:02,529 --> 02:03:05,073 [chattering] 2557 02:03:41,025 --> 02:03:44,070 [big band jazz playing] 2558 02:03:54,873 --> 02:03:58,501 -[audience chattering, chanting] -[player, announcer speaking Japanese] 2559 02:04:13,766 --> 02:04:15,935 [audience groaning, cheering] 2560 02:04:19,564 --> 02:04:21,274 Mr. Mauser. Mr. Mauser. 2561 02:04:21,357 --> 02:04:24,986 Ah. Mr. Rockwell says the back of the line. 2562 02:04:25,695 --> 02:04:28,031 He doesn't want to begin yet. 2563 02:04:31,451 --> 02:04:33,870 [audience cheering, applauding] 2564 02:04:38,791 --> 02:04:41,794 [announcer continues speaking Japanese] 2565 02:04:53,932 --> 02:04:56,601 [speaking Japanese] 2566 02:05:02,774 --> 02:05:06,152 -Needs some practice. Needs a beer. -[all chattering] 2567 02:05:06,236 --> 02:05:08,696 [Marty] Mr. Sethi? Mr. Sethi. 2568 02:05:08,780 --> 02:05:10,615 Hey. It's me. It's Marty Mauser. 2569 02:05:10,698 --> 02:05:12,700 How you doing? I'm surprised to see you here, actually. 2570 02:05:12,784 --> 02:05:14,786 -Why's that? -I don't know. I-- 2571 02:05:14,869 --> 02:05:16,079 We do have a tournament to promote. 2572 02:05:16,162 --> 02:05:17,914 No, of course, of course. 2573 02:05:18,957 --> 02:05:19,958 Yeah. 2574 02:05:20,458 --> 02:05:23,169 I think I owe you an apology for the way I acted in London. 2575 02:05:23,253 --> 02:05:24,254 I was a jackass. 2576 02:05:24,337 --> 02:05:26,965 There is such a thing as a code of courtesy, Mr. Mauser. 2577 02:05:27,048 --> 02:05:28,132 No, I know. It's just-- 2578 02:05:28,675 --> 02:05:30,468 It's every man for himself where I come from. 2579 02:05:30,552 --> 02:05:31,636 That's just how I grew up. Okay? 2580 02:05:31,719 --> 02:05:33,596 And sometimes I feel like I don't even have control-- 2581 02:05:33,680 --> 02:05:35,348 I'm really not interested in your excuses. 2582 02:05:35,431 --> 02:05:36,891 No, no, I know. It's not an excuse. 2583 02:05:36,975 --> 02:05:39,435 Look, the point is I'm gonna proceed with a much better attitude. 2584 02:05:39,519 --> 02:05:41,729 And by the way, if you see me acting rude up there today, 2585 02:05:41,813 --> 02:05:44,607 that's a character. This is scripted. I'm gonna lose 21-14. 2586 02:05:44,691 --> 02:05:47,944 This isn't a real thing. The real me, the polite me, you'll see next week. 2587 02:05:48,027 --> 02:05:49,445 -Next week? -At the championship. 2588 02:05:49,529 --> 02:05:51,281 You're not playing in the championship. 2589 02:05:51,364 --> 02:05:53,283 -What? -You're not participating this year. 2590 02:05:53,366 --> 02:05:55,118 No, no, no. I think you're confused. 2591 02:05:55,201 --> 02:05:57,579 That's what I'm doing the event for, so I can pay off the rest of my fine. 2592 02:05:57,662 --> 02:05:59,080 Come talk to Mr. Rockwell right now. 2593 02:05:59,163 --> 02:06:01,249 The tournament is less than two weeks away. 2594 02:06:01,332 --> 02:06:03,751 -All the bracketing has been set. -No, but we'll redo the bracketing. 2595 02:06:03,835 --> 02:06:07,463 I'm not gonna tear up the entire schedule on behalf of one entitled American. 2596 02:06:07,547 --> 02:06:09,674 No, Mr. Sethi. Mr. Sethi. Look... 2597 02:06:09,757 --> 02:06:10,758 I'm here. 2598 02:06:10,842 --> 02:06:13,970 I don't think you know how difficult that was, for me to come here. 2599 02:06:14,053 --> 02:06:15,430 I'm in Japan right now. 2600 02:06:15,513 --> 02:06:17,891 You haven't come far enough, I'm afraid. 2601 02:06:18,474 --> 02:06:19,475 What? 2602 02:06:19,559 --> 02:06:21,895 You have wasted your time coming here. 2603 02:06:23,688 --> 02:06:25,773 -[murmuring, laughing] -Unbelievable. 2604 02:06:30,403 --> 02:06:33,406 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2605 02:06:33,489 --> 02:06:35,491 [audience cheering, applauding] 2606 02:06:43,166 --> 02:06:45,543 [speaking Japanese] 2607 02:06:55,136 --> 02:06:57,555 [exclaims] 2608 02:06:57,639 --> 02:07:00,308 [audience gasping, murmuring] 2609 02:07:01,935 --> 02:07:04,479 -[announcer continues in Japanese] -[Marty exclaims] 2610 02:07:04,562 --> 02:07:06,648 [chattering, cheering] 2611 02:07:11,319 --> 02:07:14,989 [in English] I've traveled many miles here to Japan 2612 02:07:15,073 --> 02:07:18,576 to challenge my great nemesis, Endo! 2613 02:07:18,660 --> 02:07:21,246 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2614 02:07:23,373 --> 02:07:26,042 -[Endo speaking Japanese] -What's he say? 2615 02:07:26,125 --> 02:07:27,919 [in English] He doesn't want to embarrass you anymore. 2616 02:07:28,002 --> 02:07:29,963 Embarrass me? I am beyond embarrassment. 2617 02:07:30,046 --> 02:07:33,925 Tell him he's a-- Your champion is a fraud and a chicken. 2618 02:07:34,008 --> 02:07:36,427 [imitates clucking] 2619 02:07:36,511 --> 02:07:38,012 [audience chattering, laughing] 2620 02:07:38,096 --> 02:07:39,347 He's chicken! 2621 02:07:41,140 --> 02:07:43,518 [announcer, in English] Mr. Endo agrees to the match. 2622 02:07:43,601 --> 02:07:44,644 Great. 2623 02:07:44,727 --> 02:07:47,564 [in English] On the condition that... 2624 02:07:47,647 --> 02:07:51,818 the loser has to kiss a pig in front of the entire audience. 2625 02:07:51,901 --> 02:07:54,279 -A pig? -Yes. 2626 02:07:55,238 --> 02:07:56,990 A pig? What? 2627 02:07:57,073 --> 02:07:59,993 He said if you are going to act like a pig, 2628 02:08:00,535 --> 02:08:02,704 he will happily mate you with one. 2629 02:08:04,581 --> 02:08:07,542 -What does that-- -[speaking Japanese] 2630 02:08:10,128 --> 02:08:12,338 [audience laughing, cheering] 2631 02:08:12,422 --> 02:08:14,424 -[upbeat music playing] -[children screaming] 2632 02:08:16,885 --> 02:08:18,261 [applause] 2633 02:08:18,761 --> 02:08:20,430 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2634 02:08:29,981 --> 02:08:31,482 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2635 02:08:31,566 --> 02:08:33,401 It's this cord in the fucking way. 2636 02:08:33,484 --> 02:08:36,362 -I'm stepping on the cord. Move the cord. -[announcer speaking Japanese] 2637 02:08:36,446 --> 02:08:38,740 Move the cord over there so I don't slip on it next time! 2638 02:08:38,823 --> 02:08:41,201 -[announcer] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -So I don't break my ankle! 2639 02:08:41,284 --> 02:08:42,702 [applause] 2640 02:08:44,412 --> 02:08:46,831 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2641 02:08:50,210 --> 02:08:53,338 [audience] Endo! Endo! 2642 02:08:53,421 --> 02:08:54,881 Endo! Endo! 2643 02:08:56,925 --> 02:08:58,593 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2644 02:09:23,284 --> 02:09:24,953 -You speak English? -[translator] Yeah. 2645 02:09:25,036 --> 02:09:26,204 What's he saying? 2646 02:09:26,287 --> 02:09:28,998 "We are welcoming a special guest." 2647 02:09:29,082 --> 02:09:31,084 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2648 02:09:32,043 --> 02:09:34,712 "Mr. Ram Sethi. Come on up." 2649 02:09:42,387 --> 02:09:43,388 Thank you. 2650 02:09:43,471 --> 02:09:48,810 And thank you, Mr. Rockwell, for hosting such an unforgettable event. 2651 02:09:49,352 --> 02:09:54,899 What we have just witnessed is a mere taste of what is to come next week 2652 02:09:54,983 --> 02:09:58,570 when the finest players in the world will be competing 2653 02:09:58,653 --> 02:10:02,615 against your hometown hero, Koto Endo-san. 2654 02:10:09,372 --> 02:10:13,376 No more words from me. Let's bring on Agu the pig 2655 02:10:13,459 --> 02:10:16,462 and see the American plant a kiss on him. 2656 02:10:17,213 --> 02:10:19,424 -[drumroll] -[announcer speaking Japanese] 2657 02:10:20,091 --> 02:10:22,594 "Now we bring the pig onto the stage." 2658 02:10:24,387 --> 02:10:25,805 [snorts] 2659 02:10:42,322 --> 02:10:45,742 Wait, wait, wait. 2660 02:10:46,451 --> 02:10:47,869 -Hey. Hey. -[drumroll stops] 2661 02:10:47,952 --> 02:10:49,662 I want to play him in a real game first before I kiss the pig. 2662 02:10:49,746 --> 02:10:50,997 I want to play him in a real game. 2663 02:10:51,539 --> 02:10:53,791 Tell him I want to play him in a game that's not a sham. 2664 02:10:55,335 --> 02:10:56,544 Tell him! 2665 02:10:57,503 --> 02:11:00,089 You, tell the audience that was a fake game. 2666 02:11:00,173 --> 02:11:02,717 Tell them it was a sham and I want to play a real game against him. 2667 02:11:02,800 --> 02:11:05,053 -[translator] I cannot do that for you. -[Marty] Why can't you do that? 2668 02:11:05,136 --> 02:11:08,348 That was a fake game. That was staged. 2669 02:11:08,431 --> 02:11:10,141 No part of that was real. 2670 02:11:10,225 --> 02:11:13,144 I was not playing to the best of my ability. 2671 02:11:13,228 --> 02:11:16,856 It was an enormous form of disrespect to everyone here. 2672 02:11:16,940 --> 02:11:19,275 Hey, listen, who wants a real game? 2673 02:11:19,359 --> 02:11:20,652 Show of hands. Come on. 2674 02:11:20,735 --> 02:11:22,278 Wait, this man. This man. 2675 02:11:23,404 --> 02:11:24,822 [speaking Japanese] 2676 02:11:24,906 --> 02:11:27,075 [in English] Marty, you're right. We want to see the real game! 2677 02:11:27,158 --> 02:11:28,159 Yes! 2678 02:11:29,494 --> 02:11:31,496 [chanting in Japanese] 2679 02:11:37,043 --> 02:11:39,587 Endo, you're gonna side with them? 2680 02:11:39,671 --> 02:11:41,297 Translate. Translate this. 2681 02:11:41,381 --> 02:11:43,007 He's gonna side with them, really? 2682 02:11:43,091 --> 02:11:47,178 An American company selling their product off of his back like he's a mascot? 2683 02:11:47,262 --> 02:11:48,263 You're not a mascot. 2684 02:11:48,346 --> 02:11:49,847 Brian, get him down. 2685 02:11:49,931 --> 02:11:52,517 [Marty] Let's give them a real game. They want a real game. 2686 02:11:52,600 --> 02:11:53,768 Okay, okay. 2687 02:11:53,851 --> 02:11:55,937 Thank you, thank you. We need to move it along. 2688 02:11:56,020 --> 02:11:57,814 I'm not gonna be at the championship next week 2689 02:11:57,897 --> 02:12:00,525 'cause of this asshole. I'm not gonna be at the championship. 2690 02:12:00,608 --> 02:12:03,069 Give me a chance. You humiliated me. 2691 02:12:03,611 --> 02:12:05,572 Please, please, Endo. Please. 2692 02:12:05,655 --> 02:12:07,323 -Please, for me. Yes? -Okay. 2693 02:12:07,407 --> 02:12:08,658 -Yes. Okay. -Good? He says yes? 2694 02:12:08,741 --> 02:12:09,826 He says yes. 2695 02:12:09,909 --> 02:12:11,578 Thank you, Endo. Thank you. 2696 02:12:13,037 --> 02:12:15,164 He said yes. Yes. 2697 02:12:16,291 --> 02:12:18,042 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2698 02:12:23,548 --> 02:12:25,341 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2699 02:12:29,304 --> 02:12:30,763 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2700 02:12:31,306 --> 02:12:32,390 [audience chanting] 2701 02:12:32,473 --> 02:12:34,267 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2702 02:12:34,350 --> 02:12:35,518 This little fuck. 2703 02:12:35,602 --> 02:12:36,603 Let's do this. 2704 02:12:37,937 --> 02:12:39,939 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2705 02:12:43,026 --> 02:12:46,029 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2706 02:12:49,657 --> 02:12:50,658 Fuck. 2707 02:12:52,911 --> 02:12:54,913 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2708 02:13:00,210 --> 02:13:01,711 Okay, Marty. All right. 2709 02:13:12,555 --> 02:13:14,057 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2710 02:13:14,140 --> 02:13:17,727 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2711 02:13:19,562 --> 02:13:21,064 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2712 02:13:22,440 --> 02:13:25,902 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2713 02:13:39,332 --> 02:13:42,585 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2714 02:13:48,591 --> 02:13:49,592 Yeah! 2715 02:13:50,677 --> 02:13:52,720 [American GI] Yeah, Marty! Go boy! 2716 02:13:54,889 --> 02:13:57,016 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2717 02:13:57,100 --> 02:13:58,726 [audience chanting] 2718 02:14:07,986 --> 02:14:09,821 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2719 02:14:27,505 --> 02:14:28,506 [grunts] 2720 02:14:28,590 --> 02:14:31,092 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2721 02:14:38,766 --> 02:14:40,393 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2722 02:14:47,692 --> 02:14:50,278 [Milton speaking Japanese] 2723 02:14:51,946 --> 02:14:53,823 You can save your breath. I know I'm not getting paid. 2724 02:14:53,907 --> 02:14:56,117 Win or lose, you get nothing. I wonder how you're gonna get home. 2725 02:14:56,201 --> 02:14:58,119 -You're not getting on my plane. -It doesn't matter, okay? 2726 02:14:58,203 --> 02:15:00,747 Unless you're planning on shutting down the event, we got nothing to discuss. 2727 02:15:00,830 --> 02:15:02,707 -You think it's that simple? -Yeah, I do. 2728 02:15:03,416 --> 02:15:05,168 Let me explain to you. 2729 02:15:05,793 --> 02:15:11,007 I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire. I've been around forever. 2730 02:15:11,591 --> 02:15:13,635 I've met many Marty Mausers over the centuries. 2731 02:15:13,718 --> 02:15:16,429 Some of them crossed me, some weren't straight. They weren't honest. 2732 02:15:16,512 --> 02:15:18,640 And those are the ones that are still here. 2733 02:15:18,723 --> 02:15:21,559 You go out and win that game, you're gonna be here forever too. 2734 02:15:21,643 --> 02:15:24,395 And you'll never be happy. You will never be happy. 2735 02:15:24,479 --> 02:15:25,480 [scoffs] 2736 02:15:26,564 --> 02:15:27,774 Okay, Mr. Rockwell. 2737 02:15:30,944 --> 02:15:32,487 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2738 02:15:38,243 --> 02:15:40,411 Endo! Endo! 2739 02:15:40,495 --> 02:15:43,790 Endo! Endo! 2740 02:15:43,873 --> 02:15:47,418 Endo! Endo! Endo! 2741 02:15:50,046 --> 02:15:51,548 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2742 02:15:55,468 --> 02:15:57,720 [audience chanting] 2743 02:16:00,765 --> 02:16:03,142 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2744 02:16:15,989 --> 02:16:17,574 There we go! 2745 02:16:56,404 --> 02:16:58,406 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2746 02:17:05,954 --> 02:17:08,333 You gotta fucking kidding me. 2747 02:17:27,727 --> 02:17:28,853 [Brian] Match point. 2748 02:17:48,790 --> 02:17:50,458 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2749 02:18:34,127 --> 02:18:36,796 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2750 02:19:09,037 --> 02:19:11,748 -Don't let him getcha, Marty! -Yeah, Marty! Go boy! 2751 02:19:11,830 --> 02:19:13,666 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2752 02:19:52,080 --> 02:19:53,164 Okay. 2753 02:19:53,248 --> 02:19:55,458 Thank you. Good game. Good game. 2754 02:19:55,542 --> 02:19:56,709 You're a great player. 2755 02:19:58,253 --> 02:20:00,588 Good luck at the championship, okay? I hope you win. 2756 02:20:00,672 --> 02:20:02,674 [announcer speaking Japanese] 2757 02:20:38,710 --> 02:20:40,336 [line ringing] 2758 02:20:48,219 --> 02:20:50,138 [receptionist] Bellevue Hospital. May I help you? 2759 02:20:50,221 --> 02:20:51,222 [Marty] Hi, yes. 2760 02:20:51,306 --> 02:20:53,474 I was hoping to be connected with Rachel Mizler, please? 2761 02:20:53,558 --> 02:20:55,226 [receptionist] Do you know what floor she's on? 2762 02:20:55,310 --> 02:20:57,270 [Marty] Well, she would have gotten out of surgery. 2763 02:20:57,353 --> 02:20:59,314 So wherever you keep people like that. 2764 02:20:59,397 --> 02:21:00,690 [receptionist] Okay. 2765 02:21:01,482 --> 02:21:05,236 So it looks like she was moved to the maternity ward last night. 2766 02:21:05,320 --> 02:21:07,113 -[Marty] The maternity ward? -[receptionist] Yes. 2767 02:21:07,197 --> 02:21:09,866 -What do you mean, "the maternity ward"? -I'm sorry, I don't know the details. 2768 02:21:09,949 --> 02:21:12,160 [Marty] Is she okay? Did she have the baby? She's not due for four weeks. 2769 02:21:12,243 --> 02:21:15,163 [receptionist] This is all the information that I have, that she was rushed-- 2770 02:21:15,246 --> 02:21:17,332 [Marty] "Rushed"? What are you saying, "rushed"? First you said, "moved," 2771 02:21:17,415 --> 02:21:19,417 -now you're saying, "rushed"? -Sir, can you please calm down? 2772 02:21:19,500 --> 02:21:22,128 [Marty] Just put me through to the maternity ward, please. 2773 02:21:22,212 --> 02:21:24,130 -Daddy! -Hey! 2774 02:21:42,857 --> 02:21:44,526 Excuse me. Maternity ward's here? 2775 02:21:44,609 --> 02:21:46,110 -Yes, down the hall. -Thank you. 2776 02:21:46,194 --> 02:21:48,279 -Sir, you need to sign in. -No, no. I'm the father. 2777 02:21:54,410 --> 02:21:55,411 Hi. 2778 02:22:17,267 --> 02:22:19,269 [chattering] 2779 02:22:37,495 --> 02:22:40,164 It's okay, sleep. I'm here. I'm here. It's okay. 2780 02:22:42,041 --> 02:22:44,586 I'm right here. Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere. 2781 02:22:44,669 --> 02:22:45,837 Go back to sleep. 2782 02:22:46,462 --> 02:22:47,714 I love you. 2783 02:23:16,826 --> 02:23:18,995 [babies crying] 2784 02:23:43,645 --> 02:23:45,021 Five, please, Mizler. 2785 02:24:01,704 --> 02:24:03,206 [nurse] Do you want me to pick him up? 2786 02:24:22,141 --> 02:24:23,685 Say hi to Daddy. 2787 02:24:23,768 --> 02:24:28,231 ["Everybody Wants to Rule the World" playing] 2788 02:24:29,607 --> 02:24:31,985 Yeah, there he is. Say hi. 2789 02:24:42,412 --> 02:24:44,622 Yes. Yeah. 2790 02:24:44,706 --> 02:24:46,457 [song continues]